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Things that just piss you off

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Quote by Primal
When packages of hot dogs and hot dog buns come in different amounts.

Makes my blood boil. *rawwwr*



Father of the Bride was a good movie...You said that and I thought of it

It pisses me off when I get depressed for no reason.



Haha, did they say that in Father of The Bride? Steve Martin right? I'm sure I saw it, but its been a few years.


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on...

But if you've been pissed IN, you know you've been screwed!

Ling
forgetting paswords pisses me off ... can't get into my account for i do not remember what to type into the password box!
damned memory!!!!!!


“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Quote by Primal
When packages of hot dogs and hot dog buns come in different amounts.

Makes my blood boil. *rawwwr*



Father of the Bride was a good movie...You said that and I thought of it

It pisses me off when I get depressed for no reason.



Haha, did they say that in Father of The Bride? Steve Martin right? I'm sure I saw it, but its been a few years.



Yeah he did, he was in the supermarket after he freaked out about the prices of stuff. An employee was like, "Uh...sir? What are you doing?" And then he rants for a while and ends up in jail....
But if you've been pissed IN, you know you've been screwed!


Screwed up wrist. Iced it, wrapped it.
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Quote by chefkathleen
Well, at least I can see to cook. *sigh* Now I have four 4 foot bulbs and one 8 foot bulb that work.


I read that part really fast and I thought you said: "Well, at least I can see to cock."
My thoughts were: "How can she see to cock with such low lighting?"

*sigh*

My computer's being a stupidhead.


ha ha I read it fast to, I thought Chef had typed 'bastard bulbs' LOL Which she was probably calling them that after paying out that much money for them.
Period pain, that's what has peed me off today, from 10am till 5pm, sweating and in pain. I'm just glad I fell better now.
When students all say they understand that there will be no extensions on their final assignment. That everything is due at a certain time. That if it is even one minute late they will get a zero for this assignment. Then I get emails, basically saying, "I have been busy studying for my accounting class. I haven't had time to get your work done, but I will give it to you next week." To which my reply is of course, "You were aware of the due date of this assignment. If it is not in my inbox by midnight, you have been told that you will receive a mark of zero." And now, I have students shocked, crying, sending me messages, showing up at my door in tears; begging me to give them another chance.

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!! I am not a Chinese teacher and due dates should not be flexible when you state, in both the language being taught, and in the native language, that there will be no exceptions!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Tears?

Shit. I don't think I ever cried about anything like that in my entire life. Crazy!


I usually had to pick 3 courses I would pass and one that would be the neglected class that semester. I did end up with a 3.1 GPA in college, so it worked okay and I never had to stress over any late assignments. (for reference, I got a 2.6 GPA in high school, so improvement! yay!).


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
People who have a go at me because of my weight and diet when they are eating tinned hotdogs, pre made sauces full of oil, fat and salt and go through 2-3 packets of biscuits a week. I take great pride in telling them how much I have lost and even more telling them I have lost weight and gotten drunk on the weekend.
I love the feel of my-palm in the morning.
It's slightly upsetting that nobody has figured out a way to brew a beer which only allows me to reach that pleasant tipsy feeling and stay in that zone, while I continue to drunk two cases of it in one sitting.

I like the pleasant addle-brained near-functionality which five draws provide.

I fcking hate hangovers.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Pop culture pieces posed as news stories
Someone who goes out into the internet and finds things they find objectionable. Once they've searched so long and hard to find this thing, they whine and complain about how much we're "corrupting everyone" and "forcing this drivel down their throats".


I don't mind people voicing their opinions, but seriously, if you find you don't like what you're reading, can't you just stop reading? Do you purposefully search out people who never sought to harm you in any way and just tear them a new asshole, for fun?




You're the reason your life sucks, not us!


Therapy is thatta way! Bye bye!
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It's slightly upsetting that nobody has figured out a way to brew a beer which only allows me to reach that pleasant tipsy feeling and stay in that zone, while I continue to drunk two cases of it in one sitting.

I like the pleasant addle-brained near-functionality which five draws provide.

I fcking hate hangovers.


I hate hangovers too...they seemed to have gotten worse as i have gotten older darn it
Peace, that reminds me of people who will eat a McDonald's Big Mac, with extra sauce, an extra large fry, ... and then order a Diet Coke.
Having a cold this week is pissing me off this week. I have slept so much today trying to shake it off. I hate the way when you have a cold you don't feel sexy. I'm off for more biscuits and tea hope i feel back to my usual self by the weekend.
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Peace, that reminds me of people who will eat a McDonald's Big Mac, with extra sauce, an extra large fry, ... and then order a Diet Coke.


I always order a diet coke or pepsi if I can! It has MORE bubbles than the regular!! And it is all about the bubbles!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
right now ... nothing pisses me off! SURPRISE!!!!!

LOL
When i text someone and they 1) don't reply 2) take hours 3) take days 4) reply with "K"
When pepole say I'll call you back in just a few and 3 days later after many attempts to contact them they finally call. Total piss off
Carpe Diem

Red out
Quote by Redwolf
When pepole say I'll call you back in just a few and 3 days later after many attempts to contact them they finally call. Total piss off


LMFAO I know someone who is VERY guilty of this! Her name starts with an "M" and ends with an "A" and "AR" are inbetween!
When someone takes the last cup of coffee and doesn't make a fresh pot for the rest of us wage slaves.
Quote by Redwolf
When pepole say I'll call you back in just a few and 3 days later after many attempts to contact them they finally call. Total piss off


Quote by ChelleLaBelle
LMFAO I know someone who is VERY guilty of this! Her name starts with an "M" and ends with an "A" and "AR" are inbetween!


YOU Liar! lolz
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Quote by Redwolf
When pepole say I'll call you back in just a few and 3 days later after many attempts to contact them they finally call. Total piss off


Quote by ChelleLaBelle
LMFAO I know someone who is VERY guilty of this! Her name starts with an "M" and ends with an "A" and "AR" are inbetween!


YOU Liar! lolz


Mhm i'm gonna take a guess and say you call me back when you say your going to call me back maybe...... 40% of the time. lol
Why do you feel the need to make false accusations..? I don’t have to take this I’m going home! [walks off , then looks back and says] I’ll call you back!

..... [2 days later] I’m sorry I forgot!

Ok, ok, ok … You win… I’m guilty
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Why do you feel the need to make false accusations..? I don’t have to take this I’m going home! [walks off , but looks back and says:] I’ll call you back!

..... [2 days later] I’m sorry I forgot!

Ok, ok, ok … You win… I’m guilty


lmfao! There you go! thats the first step! Now you just need to start calling back when you say you will! lol
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When i text someone and they 1) don't reply 2) take hours 3) take days 4) reply with "K"


That pisses me off more than I can say. I have a prepaid, and I just wasted .50 minute on that "K"...*sigh* what the hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

I fart in their general direction!!