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New razors cause I cut the shit out of my legs.
no snow on xmas eve morning!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
No snow on Christmas day. It's going to be 78.
No snow on Christmas day. Freezing rain instead. Gotta love Michigan. Hold it. No I don't.
A pale, flat draw with no head
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Yuck, me too. Shake the keg.
When the last jar of salsa that a friend canned for me started spewing and making 1 hell oh a mess in my kitchen floor ,, I was really wanting to eat that stuff last night!
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When the last jar of salsa that a friend canned for me started spewing and making 1 hell oh a mess in my kitchen floor ,, I was really wanting to eat that stuff last night!


It's alive!!!!!!!

Maybe a good thing it landed on your floor! When was the last time you cleaned your floor?
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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When the last jar of salsa that a friend canned for me started spewing and making 1 hell oh a mess in my kitchen floor ,, I was really wanting to eat that stuff last night!


It's alive!!!!!!!

Maybe a good thing it landed on your floor! When was the last time you cleaned your floor?
I mop my floor in the kitchen and bathroom weekly . ,,, Think that salsa had gone bad ,, when i looked inside the rest of the jar ,, it looked like it was cooking.
Having my phone and internet cut off due to BT's mistake, getting my account mixed up with someone else and having to borrow a mobile internet dongle.fwVRIWNKYoxmCN5O
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Having my phone and internet cut off due to BT's mistake, getting my account mixed up with someone else and having to borrow a mobile internet dongle.MOnYaiyAtginWPTH


Aww [hugs, making sure to press my boobs up against you]
....there...better?
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When the last jar of salsa that a friend canned for me started spewing and making 1 hell oh a mess in my kitchen floor ,, I was really wanting to eat that stuff last night!


It's alive!!!!!!!

Maybe a good thing it landed on your floor! When was the last time you cleaned your floor?
I mop my floor in the kitchen and bathroom weekly . ,,, Think that salsa had gone bad ,, when i looked inside the rest of the jar ,, it looked like it was cooking.


I'm really glad you didn't eat that. It could have killed you.
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When the last jar of salsa that a friend canned for me started spewing and making 1 hell oh a mess in my kitchen floor ,, I was really wanting to eat that stuff last night!


It's alive!!!!!!!

Maybe a good thing it landed on your floor! When was the last time you cleaned your floor?
I mop my floor in the kitchen and bathroom weekly . ,,, Think that salsa had gone bad ,, when i looked inside the rest of the jar ,, it looked like it was cooking.


I'm really glad you didn't eat that. It could have killed you.


Holy crap! I'm glad he didn't either!
Weird Science!!!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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When the last jar of salsa that a friend canned for me started spewing and making 1 hell oh a mess in my kitchen floor ,, I was really wanting to eat that stuff last night!


It's alive!!!!!!!

Maybe a good thing it landed on your floor! When was the last time you cleaned your floor?
I mop my floor in the kitchen and bathroom weekly . ,,, Think that salsa had gone bad ,, when i looked inside the rest of the jar ,, it looked like it was cooking.


I'm really glad you didn't eat that. It could have killed you.
I cooked professionally for several years,, not much I dont smell before I eat it.
It pisses me off that my oldest brother is 15 years older than me and i know what he is doing is wrong and he knows its wrong and he keeps FUCKING doing it!!!!!! Last Christmas he stole $600 from my mothers bank account and this year he stole my cousin's cards off the tree that had a total of $100 in them combined then stole a $25 visa card out of my other brother's wife's purse!!! and my mom decided it was a good idea to buy him a Wii for christmas. i'm fucking sick of this bull shit!!!!!!!!!
Annoying men who do not get the hint that you do not want to talk to them even when you have had to go to the extreme of blocking them everywhere. they still continue to find a way to find you. then they want to know why are you afraid of them. IT IS CALLED STALKING !!!!!


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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It pisses me off that my oldest brother is 15 years older than me and i know what he is doing is wrong and he knows its wrong and he keeps FUCKING doing it!!!!!! Last Christmas he stole $600 from my mothers bank account and this year he stole my cousin's cards off the tree that had a total of $100 in them combined then stole a $25 visa card out of my other brother's wife's purse!!! and my mom decided it was a good idea to buy him a Wii for christmas. i'm fucking sick of this bull shit!!!!!!!!!


This is where you have to give tough love
Can you get hold of a large wood chipper
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It pisses me off that my oldest brother is 15 years older than me and i know what he is doing is wrong and he knows its wrong and he keeps FUCKING doing it!!!!!! Last Christmas he stole $600 from my mothers bank account and this year he stole my cousin's cards off the tree that had a total of $100 in them combined then stole a $25 visa card out of my other brother's wife's purse!!! and my mom decided it was a good idea to buy him a Wii for christmas. i'm fucking sick of this bull shit!!!!!!!!!


This is where you have to give tough love
Can you get hold of a large wood chipper


Or a pickax?...sledgehammer might be good too.
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It pisses me off that my oldest brother is 15 years older than me and i know what he is doing is wrong and he knows its wrong and he keeps FUCKING doing it!!!!!! Last Christmas he stole $600 from my mothers bank account and this year he stole my cousin's cards off the tree that had a total of $100 in them combined then stole a $25 visa card out of my other brother's wife's purse!!! and my mom decided it was a good idea to buy him a Wii for christmas. i'm fucking sick of this bull shit!!!!!!!!!


This is where you have to give tough love
Can you get hold of a large wood chipper


Or a pickax?...sledgehammer might be good too.
no a rat trap for sticky fingers


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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It pisses me off that my oldest brother is 15 years older than me and i know what he is doing is wrong and he knows its wrong and he keeps FUCKING doing it!!!!!! Last Christmas he stole $600 from my mothers bank account and this year he stole my cousin's cards off the tree that had a total of $100 in them combined then stole a $25 visa card out of my other brother's wife's purse!!! and my mom decided it was a good idea to buy him a Wii for christmas. i'm fucking sick of this bull shit!!!!!!!!!


This is where you have to give tough love
Can you get hold of a large wood chipper


Or a pickax?...sledgehammer might be good too.
no a rat trap for sticky fingers


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Quote by DBarclay
Quote by ChelleLaBelle
It pisses me off that my oldest brother is 15 years older than me and i know what he is doing is wrong and he knows its wrong and he keeps FUCKING doing it!!!!!! Last Christmas he stole $600 from my mothers bank account and this year he stole my cousin's cards off the tree that had a total of $100 in them combined then stole a $25 visa card out of my other brother's wife's purse!!! and my mom decided it was a good idea to buy him a Wii for christmas. i'm fucking sick of this bull shit!!!!!!!!!


This is where you have to give tough love
Can you get hold of a large wood chipper


Or a pickax?...sledgehammer might be good too.
no a rat trap for sticky fingers


And then bring out the sledgehammer?
Family members who crawl through my medicine cabinets.

(I am going to have to set some marble-traps next time a couple of future husbands of my nieces come to visit.)
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Family members who crawl through my medicine cabinets.

(I am going to have to set some marble-traps next time a couple of future husbands of my nieces come to visit.)


I hate it when that happens but you can't tell them anything cause you will be made to look bad and as an evil uncle I had that happen to me before and I was made to look as if I was the worst.


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Family members who crawl through my medicine cabinets.

(I am going to have to set some marble-traps next time a couple of future husbands of my nieces come to visit.)


I hate it when that happens but you can't tell them anything cause you will be made to look bad and as an evil uncle I had that happen to me before and I was made to look as if I was the worst.


Years ago, my fiancee' and I were friendly with a couple (she knew the woman from their work). The husband would rifle through our med cabinet EVERY time he came to visit....My gf had prescription pain meds on a regular basis...

We fixed up a booby trap finally, with a video camera in the shower stall - pointing at the sink area...sure enough, Kevin went to pilfer...glass marbles fell on the top of the vanity top, then rolled and bounced across the tile floor of the bathroom...and he about shit his jeans.

We got it all on tape.

Dude didn't come over to our place for six months.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
people who feel a need to embolden every single word they type into a forum, grrr
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
People who lie and hurt the people I care about....
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People who lie and hurt the people I care about....


Ditto Baby!
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People who lie and hurt the people I care about....


Ditto Baby!



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