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*hugs Raine* sorry about your loss hun
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
Quote by roccotool
Television commercials, at 1 AM on a given night, that "assume" you:

-need a loan.
-need to get laid (call some horny line).
-need to sue somebody to make money.
-have disastrous debt.
-like to watch black stars covering nipples, jiggling all over my screen 10 times an hour, for "Girls Gone Wild".





When its 1am and i really need to get a loan to clear my disastrous debt or even sue someone for the cash, and i really need to get laid but theres nothing on TV telling me how.

And why are there so many nipples on my TV... where are the censorship bars????

pisses me off no end!!
Sorry to hear that Rain I know your hurting but remeber to just take it one day at a time.
today ticked off with people who try to pressure me into agreeing/doing/putting myself out ... when they don't have to ... I said ... NO!!

Quote by VanGogh
today ticked off with people who try to pressure me into agreeing/doing/putting myself out ... when they don't have to ... I said ... NO!!

Good for you Van , never give in , stick to your principals, those who know you like you for who you are
Living/staying in Florida for the nice weather and it being in the 20s and 30s for two weeks running.
I HATE COLD WEATHER!!!!!!!
Quote by chefkathleen
I HATE COLD WEATHER!!!!!!!


I totaly agree with you. Except that I love the snow. lol!
120 second long medications advertised on the televison - with the 45 second speed-talking warnings at the end which basically indicate to you that:

you will probably die of thirst or be unable to keep food down
you'll go batshit-hormonally crazy
you could wreck your car after ingesting it
you may grow appendages out of your ears
you could piss off everyone within a 500 foot radius of you
you might as well wear Depends/diapers
you'll develop facial hair on your ass or -
lucid dreaming may occur while sleepwalking your cat...

if you should take this drug to alleviate whatever minor ailment it it supposed to treat.

Of course, they have another drug which will mitigate any of those side-affects - "warning"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
it pisses me ooff that i get my hopes up that someone will do something and they don't! worst part is its one of the few people i love the most!!! FML
Quote by Necho
Driving...


Heh, come to the USA and I'll take you to Los Angeles...or Chicago, DC, Atlanta, Houston or the Eastern seaboard at rush hour. Then let me know how you feel about driving.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Quote by WellMadeMale
Quote by Necho
Driving...


Heh, come to the USA and I'll take you to Los Angeles...or Chicago, DC, Atlanta, Houston or the Eastern seaboard at rush hour. Then let me know how you feel about driving.


Ill take you to Johannesburg or Durban with Taxi's and then we'll see how you feel about driving. Honestly, Im just so tired of people in NZ treating me like an Asian driver (no offence but here they think you guys can't drive) because I drive an Asian car!!
Oh...heheh, you wanna compare death cabs, eh?

That's a whole different category, Necho.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Unconscious insensitivity.
"Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig"
my own lack of planning for unpredictability
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Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
People who take the lid off of the milk but leave that stupid little plastic ring to fall off in my bowl of lucky charms.
Stepping on discarded chewing gum, on an asphalt street or concrete sidewalk, on a hot day.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
While I was watching my computer screen this morning ,, "Yes ,, Lush .com " ,, I was listening to the news also.
The report was about gas pedals that stick on a certain import car in the United States.
It showed a gruesome picture of the accident ,, that took 4 lives ,, But what got to me the most was that .
The driver was a Highway Patrol Officer,, and his family,, the other 3.
With their training in ( defensive drivng ) ,, I would have thought that he would have put the car in neutral and got on the brake pedal,, real fast.
Well the surviving family is sueing the car manufacturer or this tragedy.
I guess what set me off on this is ,, When did People stop learning about the workings of their vehicles ,,and put the burden of making cars almost "Stupid Proof " on the Car manufacturer???
Going to KFC and in the drive through and they tell me sorry we are all out of chicken our truck did not come today....and I was like WTF then why even open today the only thing KFC sells is chicken so WTF


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Going to KFC and in the drive through and they tell me sorry we are all out of chicken our truck did not come today....and I was like WTF then why even open today the only thing KFC sells is chicken so WTF


This totally made me laugh! I would have called the local news outlet and said the same thing to them. WTF?
Having someone send you a friend request 30 times.....
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
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Having someone send you a friend request 30 times.....



I agree.

And ridiculously expensive text books.qjwJC0efOVUkOXRl
Applying for college and telling mom thinking she'd be happy and i get bitched at for which school i applied and at the major i chose. WTFH!?!?!
People who LIE right to your face and do not take into account how the lie affects you.
Realizing that I have not a single matchbook nor functioning cigarette lighter in my house or vehicles, and having just eked out the very last flame from my current lighter.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Quote by ChelleLaBelle
Applying for college and telling mom thinking she'd be happy and i get bitched at for which school i applied and at the major i chose. WTFH!?!?!


I'm happy for you Honey. Any school is better than no school Go get 'um!
Well, I'm happy for you, Chelle; for what it's worth. It will reward you for the rest of your life.

"The more you learn, the more you earn."

Quote by roccotool
"The more you learn, the more you earn."


This is true.