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Losers that mark down your stories in retaliation for not being able to answer an online PM.
I was correct on my very first guess too!
Hope doing that made you feel better about yourself.
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Losers that mark down your stories in retaliation for not being able to answer an online PM.
I was correct on my very first guess too!
Hope doing that made you feel better about yourself.




Oooh, name names!! Nevermind.6Nf0jZ7fT9VlBwa5
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Losers that mark down your stories in retaliation for not being able to answer an online PM.
I was correct on my very first guess too!
Hope doing that made you feel better about yourself.




Oooh, name names!! Nevermind.kkG5Tmdheycjp6Rr



I will if he does it again....
He should remember that my green eyes are on him now...


People who are stupid enough to Vandalize my elementary school... then a year later decide to burn it down!

Its hard enough to see it with broken windows and graffiti even worse seeing it on fire.

That Scar killed Mustafa.

YOU DIRTY FUCKING WHORE
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People who are stupid enough to Vandalize my elementary school... then a year later decide to burn it down!

Its hard enough to see it with broken windows and graffiti even worse seeing it on fire.



Oh no, I remember you telling us about that last year. I sincerley hope your alight Chelle. Big hugs for you.
A gutless wonder that does petty things like vote stories down, forum stalk, and post anonymous cursing- do you not think that WE know who YOU really are?

Get a grip, big boy. Accept the wake up call and try to have fun- the rest of us are.
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That Scar killed Mustafa.

YOU DIRTY FUCKING WHORE


This was funny and unexpected.
That life can't be a Disney film with a kick ass musical number.

That animals CAN'T talk.

That no matter how fast I spin around, I can't go back in time.

That I need to order spats from the internet.

and most of all:

THAT FACT THAT PEOPLE DONT WEAR ZOOT SUITS. SHAME ON YOU.
That animals CAN'T talk.


Yeah they can. You're just not listening.

Zoot suit? You going to a costume party? I want pics!! Don't forget the big watch chain.
I annoy myself clinging onto a relationship when I know Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr deep, deep down it may never go anywhere, but don't want to break contact with the guy because damn it I still want him so much still.
Talk about push me pull my own emotions, I have no idea why I do this
not being able to scare people with an almighty roar.


ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Did it work?
Yup. We're scared. Run along now Sonny. Nothing to see here.
is that Sonny from the godfather? Cause Corleone means heart of lion XD
People who don`t follow game rules.
A really really hot weather, and you can't even be on the beach to cool down cause you have school.
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Vogon poetry


I'm liking you more and more.

I wasn't sure if anyone would pick up on that.
Thousands of user submitted stories removed from the site. You are nothing without your users or their freely submitted stories.
Bad drivers piss me off. If your on a cell phone and are driving and you go through an intersection pay attention. Just because your holding the phone up to the side of your head does not mean that side of the road disappeared.
Yesterday my front door and back door was open and the wind blew the kitchen door shut, the kitchen door ha ha the one without a handle on! I took a chair to the back garden gate to un-lock the gate and laughed at how funny it was untill two dinning room chairs were in the kitchen.
When my daughter went out again leaving the front door open, and bam, slam, the kitchen door is shut and the back garden door is locked again.

had to drag the P.C chair to the gate again to unlock the gate so I could open the kitchen door from the other side
A good friend came to visit this morning. She was out driving around and was in the neighborhood. She brought her 3 year old 115 pound Great Pyrenees with her and was offended (again) when I would not allow the dog into my house.

It's a fucking shedding machine for one thing, and a slobber generator for another. And it stinks.

This is the sixth or seventh time she's tried to invite herself and her dog into my residence, since she's had him.

"He's a housedog! He goes everywhere else with me and nobody else minds!"

We have been friends since 1980, but that dog is not coming into my house. Pisses me off that she keeps pushing this aspect of her life into mine.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
When people answer the phone and just say huh or what. Whatever happened to saying hello?
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
When you put on your profile that you DON'T PM and people try it anyway, or when you say you are taken and the guys hit on you anyway. GET A HINT.
this weekend is pissing me and its almost over. It is just one thing after another and I have to work next weekend FUCK!!!!!!
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A good friend came to visit this morning. She was out driving around and was in the neighborhood. She brought her 3 year old 115 pound Great Pyrenees with her and was offended (again) when I would not allow the dog into my house.

It's a fucking shedding machine for one thing, and a slobber generator for another. And it stinks.

This is the sixth or seventh time she's tried to invite herself and her dog into my residence, since she's had him.

"He's a housedog! He goes everywhere else with me and nobody else minds!"

We have been friends since 1980, but that dog is not coming into my house. Pisses me off that she keeps pushing this aspect of her life into mine.





Hey just put a sign on your front door before she comes over when you know she is on her way saying NO DOGS ALLOWED!!!! might work but then again some people ain't that bright to begin with lmao.
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A good friend came to visit this morning. She was out driving around and was in the neighborhood. She brought her 3 year old 115 pound Great Pyrenees with her and was offended (again) when I would not allow the dog into my house.

It's a fucking shedding machine for one thing, and a slobber generator for another. And it stinks.

This is the sixth or seventh time she's tried to invite herself and her dog into my residence, since she's had him.

"He's a housedog! He goes everywhere else with me and nobody else minds!"

We have been friends since 1980, but that dog is not coming into my house. Pisses me off that she keeps pushing this aspect of her life into mine.


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When people answer the phone and just say huh or what. Whatever happened to saying hello?


I never get that but what bugs me is the lack of surprise if i ring someone sounding all cheerful and they have that thing on the phone that knows its me alreay what is the point in doing funny accents anymore if they know who it is ha ha
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When people answer the phone and just say huh or what. Whatever happened to saying hello?


I never get that but, what bugs me is the lack of surprise if I ring someone sounding all cheerful and they have that thing on the phone that knows it's me alreay what is the point in doing funny accents anymore if they know who it is ha ha
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Too much hate, you need more love


Maybe you shoud start a "what made you happy today?" thread lol
When someone sideswipes your car in the parking lot… Bastards!!
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