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Constant Gardener
Cat vurp. On the newly vacuumed carpet. Where is my cat eating dog at?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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The DB at the gym who would not let me use the barbell cause he was using it only to see him walking around the gym before he decides he wants to use it again.
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Waking up and still feeling tired!
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This has probably been said so many times here, but I am going to say it one more time..... My computerkeeps freezing or coming up with errors.
And said it before welcome to my world I fix the bitches I'm the one that figures out what's wrogn with the fuckers so that pisses me off having to find out what's wrong with them
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The DB at the gym who would not let me use the barbell cause he was using it only to see him walking around the gym before he decides he wants to use it again.
Some more gym etiquette I see abused is the amount of people that are there to socialize and not workout. These people hang on machines bullshitting with each other and tie up one or two machines that you would actually use if it weren't for them lounging on it!
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Finding out a year or two later, just how cozy these fucktards were with the agencies they were supposed to be regulating, for the first 8 years of this last decade.
WMM I keep saying ooga ogga, where do I know that phrase from. Don't tell me; just give me a hint grrrrrr.
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I am almost beyond pissed off now.
WASHINGTON - Internal documents from BP show that there were serious problems and safety concerns with the Deepwater Horizon rig far earlier than those the company described to Congress last week.
WASHINGTON - Internal documents from BP show that there were serious problems and safety concerns with the Deepwater Horizon rig far earlier than those the company described to Congress last week.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Quote by VanGoghA blowtorch really? WoW
heading into work on a Sunday, just so that I can get started without a heart attack on Monday. Something isn't right about this scenario!
thinking ... I wonder if there is a place to rent a blowtorch from enroute to work???
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BP attempting to hide dead and dying animals:
“There is a lot of cover-up for BP. They specifically informed us that they don’t want these pictures of the dead animals. They know the ocean will wipe away most of the evidence. It’s important to me that people know the truth about what’s going on here,” the contractor said.
“The things I’ve seen: They just aren’t right. All the life out here is just full of oil. I’m going to show you what BP never showed the President.”
“There is a lot of cover-up for BP. They specifically informed us that they don’t want these pictures of the dead animals. They know the ocean will wipe away most of the evidence. It’s important to me that people know the truth about what’s going on here,” the contractor said.
“The things I’ve seen: They just aren’t right. All the life out here is just full of oil. I’m going to show you what BP never showed the President.”
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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BP attempting to hide dead and dying animals:
“There is a lot of cover-up for BP. They specifically informed us that they don’t want these pictures of the dead animals. They know the ocean will wipe away most of the evidence. It’s important to me that people know the truth about what’s going on here,” the contractor said.
“The things I’ve seen: They just aren’t right. All the life out here is just full of oil. I’m going to show you what BP never showed the President.”
"I'd like my life back" --- Tony Hayward
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Ex-boyfriends acting like they have a right to tell me what to do, and who I can talk to. That just ticks me off to no end. theres a reason I kick there butt out of my life, or they walked away from me. Either way they no longer have the right to say anything about my life.
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Incompetent people in authority positions. Who know absolutely nothing, but they have a title and think they know everything.
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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When I fuck on something I already know how to do.
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I had a "perfect" day yesterday. Everywhere I went, people were telling me my choices and actions were "perfect".
It started when I opened a checking account in town to cash the odd piddly-assed checks I occasionally get, instead of mailing them or scanning them to deposit them at my out of town bank. It's a lot more convenient to drop them off at the local bank, which has branches all over town, even in the grocery stores. I swear to God, damn near every time she spoke to me, the bank representative assured me that what I was doing was "perfect".
"You just want yourself on this account? Perfect..."
"Just sign there...perfect!"
"No ATM card? Perfect."
And you don't want any checks? Perfect..."
That last one sent me over the edge.
Really? A fucking checking account with no fucking checks is fucking "perfect"? Well then why the fuck do you call it a fucking checking account?!? I was pretty irritated by the gratuitous and insincere overuse of the word "perfect" by the time I left the bank, and then I was seemingly bombarded with it everywhere I went.
"Blue cheese on your salad? Perfect!"
Why the hell do you offer any other kind of fucking dressing if Blue Gawddamned Fucking Cheese is perfect?
"Credit or debit? Debit? Perfect!"
Why have credit if debit is so fucking perfect?
"Fill it up with regular? Perfect!"
Why do you have any other gawddamn grade of gas if regular is perfect?
It went on and on like that, all fucking day, everything I was doing was "perfect". Until, of course, I got home...then I could do nothing right.
FUCK!
It started when I opened a checking account in town to cash the odd piddly-assed checks I occasionally get, instead of mailing them or scanning them to deposit them at my out of town bank. It's a lot more convenient to drop them off at the local bank, which has branches all over town, even in the grocery stores. I swear to God, damn near every time she spoke to me, the bank representative assured me that what I was doing was "perfect".
"You just want yourself on this account? Perfect..."
"Just sign there...perfect!"
"No ATM card? Perfect."
And you don't want any checks? Perfect..."
That last one sent me over the edge.
Really? A fucking checking account with no fucking checks is fucking "perfect"? Well then why the fuck do you call it a fucking checking account?!? I was pretty irritated by the gratuitous and insincere overuse of the word "perfect" by the time I left the bank, and then I was seemingly bombarded with it everywhere I went.
"Blue cheese on your salad? Perfect!"
Why the hell do you offer any other kind of fucking dressing if Blue Gawddamned Fucking Cheese is perfect?
"Credit or debit? Debit? Perfect!"
Why have credit if debit is so fucking perfect?
"Fill it up with regular? Perfect!"
Why do you have any other gawddamn grade of gas if regular is perfect?
It went on and on like that, all fucking day, everything I was doing was "perfect". Until, of course, I got home...then I could do nothing right.
FUCK!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
people were telling me my choices and actions were "perfect"
I know just what you mean, Male Man. I had it happen years ago with a credit card company, I think. Instead of "perfect", she would say "thank-you-very-much" after each answer I gave her.
I told the wife I feel sorry for her hubby during sex. "Oh, you're sucking my nipples. Thank-you-very-much." "You spanked my ass. Thank-you-very-much." "I did orgasm that time. Thank-you-very-much."