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Things that just piss you off
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When I am on a packed elevator and the doors open and people just get on when people are trying to get off and they are the offended ones when I stick my heel on thier foot so they can move..........LOL!
WTF.....
WTF.....
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Vegetarian pizza.
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When someone's in their car waiting to move into traffic and I slow down to let them in, it annoys me when they don't even give a smile or wave of thanks.
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People who talk really loudly on their mobile phones when they're in a quiet public area.
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People who pretend they’re girls just to get nudie pics from you...
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Guys who say they are good in bed, then you find out they suck --- and they spend the entire night apologizing and swearing it’s never happened before… 
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Wow never thought this topic would genrate so much intrest. Keep posting I enjoy reading them.
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Significant others who call you, get pissy with you hang up on you, THEN dont answer their fucken phone hours later!! Sorry peeps, just seriously, seriously pissed right now!
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Quote by DurraschQuote by Lisa
When someone's in their car waiting to move into traffic and I slow down to let them in, it annoys me when they don't even give a smile or wave of thanks.
Really? Why? If you're being nice to someone, isn't being nice its own reward?
You do nice things for people all day and rarely get thanks or acknowledgment, sometimes it reaches the point where it doesn't seem worth the effort. I'm not Mother Theresa, you know!
Ignore me. I'm just having an emo moment.
Quote by LisaQuote by DurraschQuote by Lisa
When someone's in their car waiting to move into traffic and I slow down to let them in, it annoys me when they don't even give a smile or wave of thanks.
Really? Why? If you're being nice to someone, isn't being nice its own reward?
You do nice things for people all day and rarely get thanks or acknowledgment, sometimes it reaches the point where it doesn't seem worth the effort. I'm not Mother Theresa, you know!
Ignore me. I'm just having an emo moment.
You write amazing stories...
I thank you for that, once more!
You see, if you wrote a story a day, I would thank you everyday, then you wont have any 'emo' moments!
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Quote by XXXnechoXXXQuote by LisaQuote by DurraschQuote by Lisa
When someone's in their car waiting to move into traffic and I slow down to let them in, it annoys me when they don't even give a smile or wave of thanks.
Really? Why? If you're being nice to someone, isn't being nice its own reward?
You do nice things for people all day and rarely get thanks or acknowledgment, sometimes it reaches the point where it doesn't seem worth the effort. I'm not Mother Theresa, you know!
Ignore me. I'm just having an emo moment.
You write amazing stories...
I thank you for that, once more!
You see, if you wrote a story a day, I would thank you everyday, then you wont have any 'emo' moments!
Necho, you're a very lovely and supportive person. I thank YOU for that!
At least the emo moments are very few and far between. Like my stories.
Quote by LisaQuote by DurraschQuote by Lisa
When someone's in their car waiting to move into traffic and I slow down to let them in, it annoys me when they don't even give a smile or wave of thanks.
Really? Why? If you're being nice to someone, isn't being nice its own reward?
You do nice things for people all day and rarely get thanks or acknowledgment, sometimes it reaches the point where it doesn't seem worth the effort. I'm not Mother Theresa, you know!
Ignore me. I'm just having an emo moment.
I'll say thank you, then, because emo chicks = hot!
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Loud, Obnoxious teen-agers in the movie theatre.
Lose My Breath is my story for the Elements story competition. I hope you'll check it out!
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I agree with you tech about the movies you just want to yell SHUT THE FUCK UP ! I did that once felt pretty good only helped some .
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Dear Man in the dungarees (or overalls as you may know them)
I wish I could be writing you a letter saying how beautiful and peaceful my drive through Alabama was and how nice it was to take a nap when I began to feel tired. But no I cannot do that, because when I pulled over to take a nap you had to wake me up. You and your stupid fucking gun. Instead I am writing you a letter to reiterate that I have absolutely no idea how your turkey ended up in my car. I am guessing it went in through my open window while I was sleeping, since I don't think they are very good at opening car doors. Why the fuck would I want your fucking turkey you fucking ass? I am appalled that you thought I had kidnapped your turkey to engage in sexual acts - I will tell you once again I do not support besteality. I may be horny but I can assure you that I am not that horny... yet. Second of all I can assure you that I do not have the AIDS as you asked me so many times. Your concern about whether or not I have AIDS and the fact that you would immediately think I was fucking your turkey lead me to believe that you in fact like to bang your poultry. In which case, i hope you get Avian Flu. And now not only did you wake me up from my nap, you have now made me feel guilty for not realising your turkey had gotten into Eduardo (my car) to be protected. I did not protect him. That makes me saddd.
Yours sincerely,
The rather pissed off pregnant teenager you woke up in a car that resembles a toaster.
p.s. Thankyou for not shooting me
I wish I could be writing you a letter saying how beautiful and peaceful my drive through Alabama was and how nice it was to take a nap when I began to feel tired. But no I cannot do that, because when I pulled over to take a nap you had to wake me up. You and your stupid fucking gun. Instead I am writing you a letter to reiterate that I have absolutely no idea how your turkey ended up in my car. I am guessing it went in through my open window while I was sleeping, since I don't think they are very good at opening car doors. Why the fuck would I want your fucking turkey you fucking ass? I am appalled that you thought I had kidnapped your turkey to engage in sexual acts - I will tell you once again I do not support besteality. I may be horny but I can assure you that I am not that horny... yet. Second of all I can assure you that I do not have the AIDS as you asked me so many times. Your concern about whether or not I have AIDS and the fact that you would immediately think I was fucking your turkey lead me to believe that you in fact like to bang your poultry. In which case, i hope you get Avian Flu. And now not only did you wake me up from my nap, you have now made me feel guilty for not realising your turkey had gotten into Eduardo (my car) to be protected. I did not protect him. That makes me saddd.
Yours sincerely,
The rather pissed off pregnant teenager you woke up in a car that resembles a toaster.
p.s. Thankyou for not shooting me
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people that are stupid and cant do simple things like tell time on an analog clock
and people who eat food after it has fallen on the floor, its gross
and people who eat food after it has fallen on the floor, its gross
You had your eye on that software and finally saved the money to buy it. You bring it home and finally get through all the anti-theft crap. After you boot up the computer, you're smiling and breathing heavier as you put the disc in.
There's that nice box telling you it's installing and you're already dreaming about using the software.
It's time to start that bad-boy up and you click the shortcut.
Then you get a gray box that says, "Cannot start. Missing file ____."
There's that nice box telling you it's installing and you're already dreaming about using the software.
It's time to start that bad-boy up and you click the shortcut.
Then you get a gray box that says, "Cannot start. Missing file ____."
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People who go door to door pushing their religion on others. If it was that great, you wouldn't need to go out recruiting.
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Getting a paper cut in that bit of skin between the thumb and forefinger. That frickety-frickin' hurts!