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Understandable Van. But...just where have you been....all weekend (you too, Xuani) ?!?
well, from you WMM, I can handle it!!
ready for a naughty story? wink!
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Understandable Van. But...just where have you been....all weekend (you too, Xuani) ?!?
well, from you WMM, I can handle it!!
ready for a naughty story? wink!
Van
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Watching his makes my carotid artery pulse. Fuck a bunch of free speech and freedom of the press in America.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Artistic Tart
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Watching his makes my carotid artery pulse. Fuck a bunch of free speech and freedom of the press in America.
Right?These motherfuckers can drop dead- they can't lose their company and jobs fast enough as far as I'm concerned. They've done nothing but lie, bully, and drag their feet the whole way through.
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the unemployment mofos!!! one person says its fixed and i'll have my money by tuesday. its tuesday where is my fucking money!? so i call and wait 45 minutes to talk to someone who says she has fixed it and i'll hopefull have my money in 3 days... ok so while i'm sitting here without electricity what the fuck am i supposed to do if i don't get my fucking money!?
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When people talk to me (after I tell them not to) and then get pissed when I really tell them to fuck off after they've kept attempting to talk to me; When people try and get me to promise my virginity to them when I've never met them before; People who interrupt me when I'm masturbating; People that try to get me to change the way I think about myself; People who think calling me "beautiful," "sexy," or "hot" will make me want to cyber with them; Having a period so long that I haven't orgasmed in 4 days; Stupid commercials that promise I'll lose weight by looking like I'm jacking someone off; guys that ask if we can chat when we're already (obviously) talking; my cat; boyfriends that disappear for weeks without talking to you then get pissed at you when you break up with them; guys that can't remember your name; boyfriends that can't remember your birthday or that you're adopted; religious songs; religious people who are more of a whore than I am, yet feel the need to say that I'm worse; empty pools; guys who constantly talk about me "sinning" in Sin City; guys who continuously try to flirt with me for no reason; having people disagree with me on something ABOUT me; Having people rate my stories a one or two and not leaving me a comment explaining what I did wrong; Not being able to finish a sentence without seeing some random message from someone trying to flirt with me; not being hired for a job I'm qualified for; getting cat hair all over my clothes; hearing my parents fight over stupid things (i.e. green beans from KFC...); having a story turn out to be shit; writer's block; wet hands touching me; kids; my parents thinking, and insisting, that I will have kids even though I have no plan of adopting and I have a medical condition that will make it hard to have children; people bitching at me over little things; seeing oddly shaped objects; being the only girl in a room full of Halo players; seeing my guitar gather dust; having a drawing turn out badly; close-minded people; losing the Game; people buying things they don't need; things that are priced too high; stupid people that like to give their opinions on things they have no idea about.
...I'll be back in a few days....
When people talk to me (after I tell them not to) and then get pissed when I really tell them to fuck off after they've kept attempting to talk to me; When people try and get me to promise my virginity to them when I've never met them before; People who interrupt me when I'm masturbating; People that try to get me to change the way I think about myself; People who think calling me "beautiful," "sexy," or "hot" will make me want to cyber with them; Having a period so long that I haven't orgasmed in 4 days; Stupid commercials that promise I'll lose weight by looking like I'm jacking someone off; guys that ask if we can chat when we're already (obviously) talking; my cat; boyfriends that disappear for weeks without talking to you then get pissed at you when you break up with them; guys that can't remember your name; boyfriends that can't remember your birthday or that you're adopted; religious songs; religious people who are more of a whore than I am, yet feel the need to say that I'm worse; empty pools; guys who constantly talk about me "sinning" in Sin City; guys who continuously try to flirt with me for no reason; having people disagree with me on something ABOUT me; Having people rate my stories a one or two and not leaving me a comment explaining what I did wrong; Not being able to finish a sentence without seeing some random message from someone trying to flirt with me; not being hired for a job I'm qualified for; getting cat hair all over my clothes; hearing my parents fight over stupid things (i.e. green beans from KFC...); having a story turn out to be shit; writer's block; wet hands touching me; kids; my parents thinking, and insisting, that I will have kids even though I have no plan of adopting and I have a medical condition that will make it hard to have children; people bitching at me over little things; seeing oddly shaped objects; being the only girl in a room full of Halo players; seeing my guitar gather dust; having a drawing turn out badly; close-minded people; losing the Game; people buying things they don't need; things that are priced too high; stupid people that like to give their opinions on things they have no idea about.
...I'll be back in a few days....
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Waking up with a positive attiude and then having my patients tested all day
Improper grammar; guys that get pissed off with you when you dont want to make them cum; having a story you want to write but can't get about to figuring how it should play out; having a story removed; no more cinnamon flavored oatmeal in the house; toast; messes; messes that I didn't cause but have to clean up; cassettes at libraries because they only have audio book and don't update to a CD
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waking up in the morning and still feeling tired
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waking up randomly at 3 AM
I wake up daily at 5am without an alarm clock, not sure how that works.
I find this thread hard, not many things annoy me at all any more, I guess it comes with age, you mellow out.
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I wake up daily at 5am without an alarm clock, not sure how that works.
I find this thread hard, not many things annoy me at all any more, I guess it comes with age, you mellow out.
I know what you mean... Very few things get to me these days...
Algol
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Quote by AlgolQuote by nicola
I wake up daily at 5am without an alarm clock, not sure how that works.
I find this thread hard, not many things annoy me at all any more, I guess it comes with age, you mellow out.
I know what you mean... Very few things get to me these days...
Eh, I think we hit 40 and just say: 'fuck it'
This makes me sick, sad and angry at the same time.
Orange Beach, Alabama...90 miles from the oil spewing up from the seafloor
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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This makes me sick, sad and angry at the same time.
Orange Beach, Alabama...90 miles from the oil spewing up from the seafloor
Yepper gotta agree with ya there pisses off most of the country me thinks.
..it pisses off (and a lot more but I am not allowed to discuss it, still..) most of the world.
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I'm miffed at Halliburton's roll in the oil spill that no one is paying attention to.
It seems Halliburton has a Presidential "Get Out of Jail Free" card, in perpetuity...
That other site I started out at. What, you can't post a story, poem or essay about negative commentors? And why? Well because the "good" readers come there to relax and have a good time. WHAT? Well what about the writers who got the readers there in the first place? I'm sure they like to relax and have a good time without being called inbred, or pervert, or a fag, or many many other things I will not post due to their racist and gay bashing natures. And the thing that burns me the most is the vaunted moderators think it's all about me, when in fact my concern developed from browsing their feedback page. Well, the thing that pisses me off is the reason I'm here. They no longer are worthy of original work if that is how much they value the writers on their site. I'm am thankful I was invited here, so take that old site and all the people there looking for g rated stories on a xxx rated site. LOL 
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This makes me sick, sad and angry at the same time.
Orange Beach, Alabama...90 miles from the oil spewing up from the seafloor
Pissed at myself for not being more aware of what is happening with the oil spill...
I would like to say Thank you
WellMadeMale for posting your picture... I had no idea what it was at first. Thought, blown glass or maybe taffy. Shocked when I actually read what it was...Also pissed off about attention grabbing headlines that are so misleading eg. (this is from MailOnline ~ UK) Obama bullies BP into £13.5bn fund for oil spill victims... but British pensioners will pick up the bill
Flutterby Pharie
For the love of god! Do not message me as soon as I sign on, only to keep me waiting while you are off chatting with someone else! If you wanna chat then chat!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Constant Gardener
One hour lunches, when you don't know anyone and they all go out to eat with out you. Grrrrrr
Unfriendly mofo's just wanna talk about me without me around.
"Has that guy been kissing your ass well enough?"
"Oh he's been sucking my dick the last 3 hours, he can stick around."
"Yeah, he takes notes, asks questions, doesn't smile, way too serious, but we can get him to do a lot of shit for us."
Unfriendly mofo's just wanna talk about me without me around.
"Has that guy been kissing your ass well enough?"
"Oh he's been sucking my dick the last 3 hours, he can stick around."
"Yeah, he takes notes, asks questions, doesn't smile, way too serious, but we can get him to do a lot of shit for us."
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Constant Gardener
Automated voice customer service is the worst idea ever implemented.
Followed closely by retards manning customer service phones who cannot speak nor understand english.
"Will dere be anyting ess you mite went todah, sssir?"
"Yes, I would like a shotgun so I can put myself out of this misery I volunteered for 20 minutes ago."
Followed closely by retards manning customer service phones who cannot speak nor understand english.
"Will dere be anyting ess you mite went todah, sssir?"
"Yes, I would like a shotgun so I can put myself out of this misery I volunteered for 20 minutes ago."
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.