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Things that just piss you off

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When you tell some one your not mad at them, and they refuse to listen.

When you have this sudden craving for chocolate, you run to the cabinet, only to find out your out

The one thing that really pisses me off is stupid people, the ones who have no fucking clue, you know the ones who try to hit on you in the rooms when it says clear as day on your profile your TAKEN. Or the ones who come in, and say "hello", then say "you wanna private chat". Hello if I wanted to private chat would I be in the public chat rooms. Oh yeah then when I say "I don't think my gf would like that" they automatically assume I am a guy. Well if they would take the time to read my profile they would realize I am a female who is Bi.
people who can only see their own point of view
when they dont understand a= emotional involvement is worse than b=physical involvement
petty jealousy...
This comes to me today from an internet acquaintance - in my mailbox. It has actually rather brightened my day.

My bud is out of town and wanted to know if I could let his dogs out starting Wed night and ending Sat night.

Real pain in my ass, but a bud is a bud and it's what you do.

I have to let them in at 11 pm or so (a 20 minute drive for me there) and then let them out at 8 am for the day.

I let them out last night and then went over this morning on my way to work.

I walk in and step in dog shit right off the bat. Stepping in dog shit is on my short list of things that set me off into a rage.

At this point, I am hopping around on one foot. I just want to get outside and clean my shoe off. I hop into the laundry room and see dog piss all over the place. I think 'fuck it', I need to clean this dog shit off first. I open the door and one dog runs out and the other one is no where to be found.

I leave the door open and call the dog. While the door is open, their motherfucking cat runs out the door. I start chasing the cat around the yard, see the door open, remember they have 2 cats, so I ran and shut the door. I look across the yard and their cat is eyeballing the fence and looking to jump it. I run over and catch the son of a bitch and get clawed up for my effort. I throw the cat back in the house, look down and realize I stepped in some dog shit outside....so now I have dog shit on both of my shoes.

At this point, I want to sit in the yard and stomp my feet like a baby, as I need to get to work soon and have 2 shoes covered in dog shit, cat scratches, and cat fucking hair all over my work clothes. There is dog shit and piss in the house and I have to be at work in 20 minutes.

I look around and don't see a garden hose, which I want to spray the dog shit from my shoes. So have to use a wood chip and pry the shit from my shoes and shuffle them on the grass and step in puddles to clean them off. I'm steaming pissed and in a hurry. I run inside, clean up the dog shit. I need to clean up the piss, but see no paper towels. I finally said fuck it and threw down an old towel and I'll deal with it when I go over there tonight.

What a clusterfuck.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
After work meetings.
14 hour work days.
not being able to chat to someone ..
People asking for help and then tell you how you're doing it all wrong.
fake people.
people who does everything so that they can be part of a mess or fight.
lies.
when people say they will do something and every time cancel :@
telephone conference calls:

With people who cannot figure out that the background noise (on their end) is drowning out their voice.
With people who require me to explain anything to them to the point where I'm almost drawing the picture in the sand with my single syllable words.
With people who then request a type written synopsis of what I just spent five minutes explaining, then another 10 minutes dumbing down what I previously said and then another 3 or 4 minutes of really dumbing it down again.

Why can't I just draw you a cartoon and send it to your email box where you can reroute everything I send you into your spam folder/trash can, anyway?

Next week we will have this same conversation again, like we had last week.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
24 hours on a train. The romance of the rails? Um, yeah. Made it right up there with camping, urinary catheders and My ex-wife as one of the things I never want to do again.

-MV
Kitchen Wisks
err, where do i start???

1) people that just pull out on me at the last second on the roads just because im a learner driver- im like HELLOOO- i drive better then u ya prick
2) people who don't say please or thank you
3) elderly folk who wear wigs or tupes- what IS the point!? you're old, deal with it
4) people who are really hung up on money
5) when my boyfriend starfishes it across the bed so there's no room for me!
6) When people aren't listening to what you have to say, just waiting for their chance to speak- a conversation is supposed to be two way- i listen to you, you listen to me- it's just polite isn't it!

OMG I could go on all night with this one guys- I better quit while I'm ahead-

Dwin- kitchen whisks???? why?? LOL xxxxxxx
Quote by sugarandspice
err, where do i start???

1) people that just pull out on me at the last second on the roads just because im a learner driver- im like HELLOOO- i drive better then u ya prick
2) people who don't say please or thank you
3) elderly folk who wear wigs or tupes- what IS the point!? you're old, deal with it
4) people who are really hung up on money
5) when my boyfriend starfishes it across the bed so there's no room for me!
6) When people aren't listening to what you have to say, just waiting for their chance to speak- a conversation is supposed to be two way- i listen to you, you listen to me- it's just polite isn't it!

OMG I could go on all night with this one guys- I better quit while I'm ahead-

Dwin- kitchen whisks???? why?? LOL xxxxxxx



I always feel a biy scrambled arounf them
Okay I can't resist this...
1. I would pull out on you at the last minute
2. I always say thank you
3. I agree
4. What's wrong with peple who are "really hung"
5. Spoon!
6. I here ya!

Things that piss me off, People who comment on everything.
ungrateful people


Alone is not always a bad place to be
having phone calls one after another
pun abusers


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Quote by lonelyforgood
pun abusers


that pisses me off as well .... damn PunAbusers!!!
careful astr dont get too pissed off you'll ruin the shoe!!!
It pisses me off that I have to go to Bowral tomorow........I hate the country.

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People who don't like the country


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Quote by Betty-Bea
It pisses me off that I have to go to Bowral tomorow........I hate the country.

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BB


wheres Bowral?
It's like rural New South Whales, heading towards Canberra.

Baby shower's also piss me off.....

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BB
baby's should not take showers!


Alone is not always a bad place to be
Having people that won't shut up; people who just HAVE to explain things I already know; i know i've said this once, but it's worth mentioning twice: my mother; horrible writing that doesn't ever use the "enter" key; getting lazy endings; getting long, drawn-out stories; decorations and candles; clothing that doesn't fit me this week, but fit less than a week ago; running after the door like an idiot so I don't have to reopen it, but I get there just as it closes; people saying that escalators are not in use when they're broken. honestly, they're just temporarily stairs; having nothing to do ALL DAY LONG; reading things that aren't interesting; having people bug me about reading their stories; reading the new stories people bugged me to read, and not liking them.