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Things that just piss you off
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Having to pay 350.00 to fix my pool filter so that code enforcement doesn't give us a fine.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I have just had to pay £70.00 plus VAT for an energy performance certificate, just so I can sell my house Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I could have stuffed myself with food with that money, I nearly cried handing over in exchange for a bit of paper certificate
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People that are too nice. People who want to be my best friend the moment they meet me. People that do not get pissed off. They all piss me off, and they can all piss off.
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People who walk into a grocery store, pay for their food with a food stamp card, then turn and pull out hundreds upon hundreds of dollars to buy cigarettes and beer.
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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People that are too nice. People who want to be my best friend the moment they meet me. People that do not get pissed off. They all piss me off, and they can all piss off.
I like you, lets be friends.
Getting stuck behind a slow driver on very windy country lanes, and where there are areas they could pull off and let the traffic go by, they don't, still dawdling along at 40kmh, when my Impreza wanted to double that
There are literally zero overtaking places on that stretch, it's double white lined throughout. 
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Drivers who don't use indicators on roundabouts!
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Quote by nicolaQuote by Charley
People that are too nice. People who want to be my best friend the moment they meet me. People that do not get pissed off. They all piss me off, and they can all piss off.
I like you, lets be friends.
Getting stuck behind a slow driver on very windy country lanes, and where there are areas they could pull off and let the traffic go by, they don't, still dawdling along at 40kmh, when my Impreza wanted to double that
OK, but only if you don't want to be my best friend straight away!
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Attention whores.
I just clicked on this thread to post that exact same thing! 
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Other types that piss me off include: whingers, winers, moaners, smoozers, arselickers (not literally, of course), arseholes, the insecure, the inept, and lastly for the moment, people who are insensitive and intolerant.
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People who dont know when to shut up.
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Insecure people who want to put me down for being who I am. Seriously? They don't have ANYTHING better to do with their time than make me feel like shit? C'mon people!!
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having a guy friend want to do "stuff" and then my best friend start talking to him so now he won't even talk to me and then he wants to do "stuff" with her ... and yet i just play like its all good but im really mad and hurt on the inside
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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People who put peanut butter in the fridge.
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the fear of going with the metro...
(I hate stockholm... why do I have to go on my own...)
(I hate stockholm... why do I have to go on my own...)
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Having to use public transport ... cars in the garage ... and forking out for the over-inflated bill ... it pains me ...
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Quote by chefkathleen
People that say arse when they mean ass.
I'd never say "arse" when referring to a four legged, long eared mammal related to a horse - i.e. a donkey. It just wouldn't be correct.
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having a guy friend want to do "stuff" and then my best friend start talking to him so now he won't even talk to me and then he wants to do "stuff" with her ... and yet i just play like its all good but im really mad and hurt on the inside
I so feel your pain!
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him for you? Quote by Loislane
people with no sense of humour...especially this whole PC brigade thing going on in the UK where the media go crazy because someone made an off colour comment
I totally agree Lois. Last month the PC brigade tried to ban spotted dick, which is a dome shaped sponge pudding with currants and custard over the top. Untill there was so many complaints spotted dick went back on the kid's school time menu once again. They even tried to ban Christmas trees in the Uk one year for fear of offending people who don't celebrate Christmas, I mean it is crazy and most nursery schools and even schools celebrate everybody religion.
We try to make everybody feel welcome in the UK, but heaven forbid we should celebrate our own traditions. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I need Rocco's flashing Sarcasm sign please haha LOL
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people with no sense of humour...especially this whole PC brigade thing going on in the UK where the media go crazy because someone made an off colour comment
I totally agree Lois. Last month the PC brigade tried to ban spotted dick, which is a dome shaped sponge pudding with currants and custard over the top. Untill there was so many complaints spotted dick went back on the kid's school time menu once again. They even tried to ban Christmas trees in the Uk one year for fear of offending people who don't celebrate Christmas, I mean it is crazy and most nursery schools and even schools celebrate everybody religion.
We try to make everybody feel welcome in the UK, but heaven forbid we should celebrate our own traditions. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I need Rocco's flashing Sarcasm sign please haha LOL
Quote by HoneyBee000Quote by Loislane
people with no sense of humour...especially this whole PC brigade thing going on in the UK where the media go crazy because someone made an off colour comment
I totally agree Lois. Last month the PC brigade tried to ban spotted dick, which is a dome shaped sponge pudding with currants and custard over the top. Untill there was so many complaints spotted dick went back on the kid's school time menu once again. They even tried to ban Christmas trees in the Uk one year for fear of offending people who don't celebrate Christmas, I mean it is crazy and most nursery schools and even schools celebrate everybody religion.
We try to make everybody feel welcome in the UK, but heaven forbid we should celebrate our own traditions. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I need Rocco's flashing Sarcasm sign please haha LOL
Yeah like get some perspective people please...I find myself writing comments ranting on the daily mail daily lol...and spotted dick is a quintessential english dish innit lol...
Quote by LoislaneQuote by HoneyBee000Quote by Loislane
people with no sense of humour...especially this whole PC brigade thing going on in the UK where the media go crazy because someone made an off colour comment
I totally agree Lois. Last month the PC brigade tried to ban spotted dick, which is a dome shaped sponge pudding with currants and custard over the top. Untill there was so many complaints spotted dick went back on the kid's school time menu once again. They even tried to ban Christmas trees in the Uk one year for fear of offending people who don't celebrate Christmas, I mean it is crazy and most nursery schools and even schools celebrate everybody religion.
We try to make everybody feel welcome in the UK, but heaven forbid we should celebrate our own traditions. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I need Rocco's flashing Sarcasm sign please haha LOL
Yeah like get some perspective people please...I find myself writing comments ranting on the daily mail daily lol...and spotted dick is a quintessential english dish innit lol...
ha ha Avit Lois, you know what I mean haha LOL laters Lois haha
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Quote by chefkathleen
People that say arse when they mean ass.
I hate that too