This or That

Ankle bracelet.

Sand OR Snow?

Sand

Suntan lotion or oil

Sunscreen lotion (SPF)

Dessert or Cocktails

Dessert.

Dripping candle wax or ice cube teasing?

Both 😈 I’ll choose ice

Sex in shower or pool

Shower (less chance of drowning)

Whipped cream or chocolate sauce

Bring the crème (I’m the chocolate sauce)

Cherries or Strawberries

Cherries

Apples or pears

Apples. Have never been fond of pears for some reason.

Eat the apple raw or bake a pie?

Raw apple (an apple a day keeps the doctor away)

Potato fries OR potato mash

Hmm. Both have merits. Mash, I think.

With gravy or just butter?

Butter and salad cream

Sausages Lincolnshire or Cumberland

Never had either so I'll just pick Lincolnshire since it apparently uses sage as a seasoning.

Sausage or bacon for breakfast?

Both

Fried or scrambled eggs

Scrambled eggs

English Muffin or Bagel

English muffins ( but I like bagels too!)

Green or yellow bananas

Yellow for eating green for playing

Pork or beef

Pork, though beef has its upside too.

Older partner or younger partner?

I like older but the older I get the harder it's become to find older. So younger

Single or married partners

Single partners.

Social media or no social media?

Social media

Bath or shower

Shower

Have your hair washed or toes caressed

Hair washed

Dick or Pussy?

Both but I'll go with pussy

Spit or swollow

Swallow, but I prefer facial.

Give or take a spanking?

Give

Surprise quickie or planned romantic meeting

Romantic meeting

First date: dinner or drinks?

Dinner and dessert at mine

Indian or Chinese food

Indian, but I eat more Chinese (wife is from China).

Schedule sex or let it happen as it may? (yes, scheduling sex was something therapists talked about seriously)

I have scheduled sex every Sunday morning

Sex with your partner or someone else