This or That

Balcony sex

Sex on the beach or in the woods

On the beach.

Leather or lace?

Lace

Sex under the sheets or none at all?

It's better without the sheets.

Whispers or moans?

Moans

Naked or lingerie

Naked

Sing Christmas Carols or just listen to them

Listen to them (nobody wants to hear me sing)

Private office or reserved parking space

Private office

Fool around with a co-worker at work or take it somewhere else?

Somewhere else, sure. But being very careful, surely.

Sleep nude tonight or with clothes on?