This or That

team

make a wish on a star or throw a coin in a wishing well?

Star, i will keep my money.

Dinner tonight: Food or someone's genetalia?

Food. Would have preferred pussy and gladly traded. None willing and available. Very sad.

Breakfast in bed or Breakfast at a diner?

In bed

Holiday at home or abroad?

at home.

for the recent election, happy or not happy?

happy

Wake up transformed into a Bug a la Kafka or Have incurable spontaneous episodes of sneezing when certain words (you don't know which ones) are said for a solid minute per syllable of each mystery word?