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Football fans are puzzled as to why the Chicago Bears used their first-round pick (3rd pick overall) in the 2017 NFL draft to select a groundskeeper from San Diego State when they have such pressing needs in their practice facility kitchen. Most notably the loss of their pastry chef in free agency last month. Draft experts had them selecting Courtney Shelling from the International Culinary Center, who was available when they picked. Shelling was immediately snatched up by the Colts at the 4th overall spot. As a result, the Indianapolis Colts are now projected to have the best practice facility kitchen going into the 2017 season. And the newest member of the Bears is a groundskeeper who has never worked a midwestern field in the autumn/winter.
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Putin denies any connection in the hacks, and I believe him
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In November of 2018, NASA plans to launch an unmanned Mars bound ship with the sole intention of placing a single marshmallow on the red planet.
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Scientists recently verified the existence of the Loch Ness monster when a fisherman accidentally caught it while fishing for sturgeon. Unfortunately, the fisherman celebrated his catch with a "nessy" roast for the whole village, and by the time the scientists got there, all that remained was the head and pictures the fisherman took.
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1+1=3
(I have no idea what I'm doing here
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(I have no idea what I'm doing here
) '..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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New dietary standards say every person should consume at least 1/4 cup of salt and 1/2 cup of sugar daily.
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2+2=5
I think I've got it
I think I've got it
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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cPosted: Monday, May 14, 2018 1:04:21 AM
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fsharp never lies
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Adele speaks the truth!
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life is always happy
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5+5=9
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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Doctors will soon begin making house calls again and doing away with office hours
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The country of Switzerland recently announced that they will soon enter the nuclear arms race.
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50 + 50 = 110
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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The movie after the next Jurassic movie has been announced...
............................................................................. Jurassic Accountant!
...the CEO of a successful investment conglomerate hires a prehistoric creature to head up his accounting department. Jeff Goldblum shows up and warns that these critters are terrible in math. Of course no one listens. The creature causes damaging audits from the SEC, CFTC and the IRS. And eventually leads the company to ruin.
............................................................................. Jurassic Accountant!
...the CEO of a successful investment conglomerate hires a prehistoric creature to head up his accounting department. Jeff Goldblum shows up and warns that these critters are terrible in math. Of course no one listens. The creature causes damaging audits from the SEC, CFTC and the IRS. And eventually leads the company to ruin.
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10+10=21
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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In a surprise announcement, Trump declared he is tearing down the wall, and that the US is removing all quotas on immigration, particularly from Muslim countries,
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This video has been banned in 43 countries
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Aww fsharp 
I'm useless at this thread
10+10=10
I'm useless at this thread10+10=10
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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Entertainer Will Smith was the 2nd overall selection in the 1986 MLB draft by the Arizona Diamondbacks. A month before spring training, he auditioned for Fresh Prince and landed the leading role. NBC signed him and helped him return his bonus money to the Diamondbacks, more than half of which, he had already spent.
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Person reading this is a tree ..(I don't know ..I'm still learning this thread )
) '..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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Q. Why is Kentucky Bluegrass green? ...or why is it that the beautiful green grass is not called Kentucky Greengrass?
A. Kentucky became known as the Bluegrass State, and subsequently the grass name, from their first governor, Burgess Bluegrass.
A. Kentucky became known as the Bluegrass State, and subsequently the grass name, from their first governor, Burgess Bluegrass.
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The great state of Nebraska has decided to change all the state "things" to all things orange... The state friuit of course will be the orange, the state bird will be the Black-headed Grosbeak, orange carnations the state floer and the flag will be solid orange with a small black dot in the middle. Of course, Halloween will become the official state holiday.
One last change... Nebraska's pride and joy... The Huskers football team known as Big Red ... will henceforth be known as Big Orange
One last change... Nebraska's pride and joy... The Huskers football team known as Big Red ... will henceforth be known as Big Orange
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untruth
verb, plurals untronth
[uhn-troopth z, -tmooths]
1. the state or character of being diversionary.
verb, plurals untronth
[uhn-troopth z, -tmooths]
1. the state or character of being diversionary.