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'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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etairay is actually a Victoria's Secret Model.
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Jim doesn't like having fun 
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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Tom Brady reminisced about his high school football days in a recent interview. Every time he passed for a touchdown, his dad gave him a refrigerator. He had 67 refrigerators by graduation; a lot of refrigerators for a high school kid.
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Harry didn't marry Meghan
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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Mike's Hard Lemonade Company has announced a new product
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10 + 10 = 10
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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The last 5 Chicago Cubs game scores have matched the high temperatures in Chicago for that day.
June 7:
Cubs 9
Cleveland 4
Hi temp: 94°
June 8:
Cubs 9
Toronto 7
Hi temp: 97°
June 9:
Cubs 9
Toronto 5
Hi temp: 95°
June 10:
Cubs 8
Toronto 9
Hi temp: 89°
Today:
Cubs 9
Toronto 2
Hi temp: 92°
June 7:
Cubs 9
Cleveland 4
Hi temp: 94°
June 8:
Cubs 9
Toronto 7
Hi temp: 97°
June 9:
Cubs 9
Toronto 5
Hi temp: 95°
June 10:
Cubs 8
Toronto 9
Hi temp: 89°
Today:
Cubs 9
Toronto 2
Hi temp: 92°
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In 2020, there will be 30 days in February
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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U2 have never been to NZ
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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After losing a class action lawsuit, Apple has been court ordered to provide free phone marrow biopsies for all Apple customers. And free phone marrow transplants if necessary.
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Breaking news... the torch has fallen off the statue of liberty and killed seventeen geese and one duck
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50 + 50 = 50 '..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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"For every truth there is an equal and opposite untruth"
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All of Einsteins papers were actually written by donald trump when he was 2
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NFL owners announced today at their annual meeting that beginning in 2025 the field will be enlarged.
They are basically rounding up the dimensions to simplified meters in an attempt to increase international appeal.
They are basically rounding up the dimensions to simplified meters in an attempt to increase international appeal.
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When a guys wants to know if you want to chat, he doesn't really just want to get into your panties.
I'd love it if you read my story for the Notorious Competition.
The Temptress of Tanner Street
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Most laundromat names begin with the letter "N". Including "Larry's Lengthwise Laundromat" in Lacombe, Louisiana.
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In a surprise move, trump has admitted today that he actually knows that he lies, but that he doesn't care, and neither will his base.
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Jim Williams, 93 of Philadelphia, PA, before recently passing on, arranged for the very best caterer in town to cater his funeral. After most of the 500+ attendees consumed their delicious meal, a video began featuring the deceased Mr. Williams thanking everyone for coming. He then explained that he had paid the caterers to include his ashes in all of the scrumptious food they had just eaten and began to laugh hysterically.
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Smell-o-vision is scheduled to be marketed beginning july 1st
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The Hindenburg was originally designed to be filled with apples rather then hydrogen because apples are not flammable.
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rumor has it that congress will pass a law taking effect in 2019 outlawing all electric and hybrid vehicles. This info was released to the public a week after trump passed it on to all his rich friends so they could buy stock in oil companies.
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Mike Trout is the only MLB player and non-scientist that has examined a tornado under the microscope.
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Next year, the Golden State Warriors will become a baseball team.
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There are nearly 24 million small businesses in a single teaspoon of Moon dust.
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Moon dust is residue from the rings of Saturn.
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When asked about his walk-off home run Friday night, Giants Center fielder Austin Wright replied "it was quite unlike the action of applying plaster to a wall."