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Hawaii has more miles of railroad track than all of the other 49 states combined!
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Three new planets have been discovered between Mercury and Venus, now making us the 6th rock from the sun. The new planets are named Ford, Chevy and Taco.
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'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
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It's now illegal in Major League Baseball to throw rocks at the opponents livestock.
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I recently purchased a ticket for the first space flight to Mars and back
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According to the song "Nashville Cats", there are Thirteen Hundred and Fifty One Guitar pickers in Nashville.
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New Zealand is larger than Australia
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On June 14th, 2008, NASA reported that the Cassini probe found evidence that Big-Time Comedy once existed on Titan, the third largest of the Saturn moons.
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ABC, NBC & CBS have all announced that next season, all new programming will consist of reboots of the worst rated shows from the 70's
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Trump never lies
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The makers of Flex Tape have recently added a new product to their line of super strong, rubberized, waterproofing materials ...a MEDICAL GRADE FLEX TAPE that home users and medical professionals are utilizing in place of bandages and stitches.
Many consider the television commercial for this product as slightly distasteful however. It features a man undergoing heart surgery assisted by spokesman Phil Swift who's surgical mask can't quite contain his goofy smile. The surgeon finishes the operation and instructs Phil to close. Swift happily grabs a 6-inch wide roll of Medical Grade Flex Tape and quickly seals up the mans chest.
The next scene takes place two days later on a speed boat with Phil Swift standing behind our recovering patient in a wheelchair. Phil tells us how the amazing Medical Grade Flex Tape not only aids in surgical recovery, but will also withstand even this... two large body-builders lift the man from the wheelchair, Phil places a round life preserver connected to a rope around the patient and they toss him in the water. The boat immediately takes off and drags the man around the lake at high speeds with Phil hooting & hollering. They pull him back into the boat, he appears unconscious, but the Medical Grade Flex Tape is still holding strong. Phil is out of his mind with joy.
The last scene is back in the studio, Phil is shaking a coroner's report telling us the good news that the heart patients' death was in no way caused by the Medical Grade Flex Tape, but was only due to heart failure. "These things happen."
Many consider the television commercial for this product as slightly distasteful however. It features a man undergoing heart surgery assisted by spokesman Phil Swift who's surgical mask can't quite contain his goofy smile. The surgeon finishes the operation and instructs Phil to close. Swift happily grabs a 6-inch wide roll of Medical Grade Flex Tape and quickly seals up the mans chest.
The next scene takes place two days later on a speed boat with Phil Swift standing behind our recovering patient in a wheelchair. Phil tells us how the amazing Medical Grade Flex Tape not only aids in surgical recovery, but will also withstand even this... two large body-builders lift the man from the wheelchair, Phil places a round life preserver connected to a rope around the patient and they toss him in the water. The boat immediately takes off and drags the man around the lake at high speeds with Phil hooting & hollering. They pull him back into the boat, he appears unconscious, but the Medical Grade Flex Tape is still holding strong. Phil is out of his mind with joy.
The last scene is back in the studio, Phil is shaking a coroner's report telling us the good news that the heart patients' death was in no way caused by the Medical Grade Flex Tape, but was only due to heart failure. "These things happen."
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In a totally unexpected move today, after officially signing the new Space Force into law, trump announced that the top three positions in the new force would be headed by three KGB generals.
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Official weather maps altered by sharpy pens are absolutely accurate
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Scotland recently declared wild Haggis and endangered species and protected by law. Shooting or trapping of wild haggis is punishable by up to 40 lashes and 6 months imprisonment.
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27 countries' national flags feature an image of a 'Dragon On Roller Skates'.
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If you don't turn left at Albuquerque you can't leave.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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It rarely rains in Seattle
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Kim Jong Un was spotted at a Waffle House in Paris this morning.
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Eye floaters can be completely eliminated by drinking 8 ounces of windshield-wiper fluid daily!
This post on Lush was where the POTUS came up with the idea for injecting bleach. If this works for eye floaters, then bleach injections will work too!