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NASA is looking for several grossly overweight people to become part of an experiment at the International Space Station on the effects of weightlessness on flab. Applications can be found online at flabinspace.com
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Trump has signed an executive order to start research into ways to intensify activity in the Trans-Atlantic rift. His goal is to increase the speed with which America moves away from Europe, while simultaneously bringing Alaska close enough to Siberia, to make a bridge to his best buddy's country possible.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
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In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Hillary Clinton has been helping Mama June with her weight loss and is in the process of adopting Honey Boo Boo. She believes that having Mama June as a running mate will be the winning combination for the 2020 election and the DNC agrees with her! They're still having trouble identifying a campaign manager who fully understands how the Electoral College works.
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Maine, Kentucky, Arizona & Oregon drivers licenses have a photo of the back of the head on the reverse side placed directly opposite the regular picture on front.
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Those same states have just passed a law requiring that every child born be injected with an RFID chip carrying their educational and employment history
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You're reading this before January 12th, 2014
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The Vulcans have landed.
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Most U.S. state names begin with the letter "B".
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TV comedy shows are clearly an accurate indication of real life. And TV news shows are a good substitute for national security briefings.
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Every year, over 790,000 people worldwide drown in Butterscotch Pudding
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Trumps claim of an IQ of 212 has been verified as fact.
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Water boils at 39° Fahrenheit.
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anti freeze is a good mixer for vodka
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Every 100 years, when Venus and Mercury are precisely on opposite sides of the sun, each planet jumps into the others' orbit (it actually take about a few months to accomplish the transfer), then Mercury travels a full orbit on Venus' path while Venus takes over 2.5 orbits since a Mercurian orbit is much shorter. After this, they return to their respective orbits.
Astronomers believe the phenomenon occurs to allow Venus an opportunity to burn off some of its thick, nasty atmosphere that the cosmos obviously detest.
Astronomers believe the phenomenon occurs to allow Venus an opportunity to burn off some of its thick, nasty atmosphere that the cosmos obviously detest.
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The orange is actually a vegetable, but the carrot moaned and pissed about sharing the color, so scientists changed the classification.
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This thread has over 400,000 pages!
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fsharp never lies
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fsharp never lies
You speak the truth!
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trump is the most dignified president we have had in the last 30 years
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Do I answer my own questions?
...Of course not!
Who would do that?
...Certainly not me!
...Of course not!
Who would do that?
...Certainly not me!
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Earth is twice as large as the sun
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Ron's Barber College beat the North Carolina Tar Heels tonight 95-81!
The RBC Clippers 7th consecutive NCAA Basketball Tournament Championship!!!
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Congrats RBC!!!
The RBC Clippers 7th consecutive NCAA Basketball Tournament Championship!!!
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Congrats RBC!!! Weaver of Words
It has been announced that due to lack of interest, the Superbowl will no longer be held
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A classic example of a Logarithm:
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A single element is actually listed twice in the Periodic Table -Ketchup & Catsup. It’s symbols are Kp and Cp respectively.
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Because there is a lack of professional sports to watch, both the NBA and the NHL are extending their seasons, and their playoff schedules. the new seasons will now begin 17 days after the final game of each sports playoffs.
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French chef Alain Ducasse recently introduced this delicious new Toll House Cookie variation...
Valve Stem Cap Cookies
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 large eggs
216 Cars and/or Trucks (if the vehicles have more than 4 tires, adjust your count, the recipe calls for exactly 864 caps. Chef Ducasse is insistent upon this) & never use new valve-stem caps!
1 cup chopped nuts
PREHEAT oven to 375° F.
REMOVE Valve-Stem Caps from vehicles. Don't wash them, they must retain their natural "Saveur de la route" as the good chef says.
COMBINE flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in valve-stem caps and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
BAKE for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.
All finishers in the 2017 Tour de France have agreed to donate their valve-stem caps to Chef Ducasse who will use them in a special cookie batch which will be sold for charity. Each cookie is expected to sell for $1,400 (US).
Valve Stem Cap Cookies
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 large eggs
216 Cars and/or Trucks (if the vehicles have more than 4 tires, adjust your count, the recipe calls for exactly 864 caps. Chef Ducasse is insistent upon this) & never use new valve-stem caps!
1 cup chopped nuts
PREHEAT oven to 375° F.
REMOVE Valve-Stem Caps from vehicles. Don't wash them, they must retain their natural "Saveur de la route" as the good chef says.
COMBINE flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in valve-stem caps and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
BAKE for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.
All finishers in the 2017 Tour de France have agreed to donate their valve-stem caps to Chef Ducasse who will use them in a special cookie batch which will be sold for charity. Each cookie is expected to sell for $1,400 (US).
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Based on his first 100 days in office alone, trump will go down in history as the most productive president ever!