Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos decided they finally have enough money.
Shelle is one smart cookie.
President Biden has named Rudy Giuliani as Attorney General.
Other top Biden picks... Ivanka as Secretary of State, Jared as UN ambassador, and DJTJ as Secretary of the Interior.
The U.S. Department of Glove Compartments (USDGC) first quarter report indicates that fewer than 5% of Americans have actually stored gloves in a glove compartment this year.
In a sudden about face, the justice department has dropped all charges against matt gaetz.
In Saturday's NHL championship game, Thunder defenseman Peter Amphetavich was caught setting up a meth lab in the penalty box just 47 seconds into his two minute penalty for High-Sticking. The league has a strict policy against the manufacturing of illicit drugs while serving penalties and extended Amphetavich's time in the box to five minutes, minus 47 seconds time served.
Everyone has decided to put their phones up so they can actually socialize again face to face
The Twade-Furlidge Black Hole, located at the center of the PN37 Galaxy, does not accept used mattresses. It'll suck in most anything that gets near it; stars, planets, can openers, etc, but no used mattresses. Therefore, countless used mattresses have been accumulating around the black hole for billions of years forming an incredibly beautiful ring system that puts Saturn to shame.
trump was secretly reinstated as president last Friday and his new VP is the my pillow guy. he has decided to operate behind the scenes and just tell biden what to do.
The Twade-Furlidge Black Hole, famous for its spectacular used-mattress rings, was discovered by observatory janitors Bob Twade and Dwayne Furlidge during a lunch break in 1983. Furlidge recalls, "we were told many times to never touch any scientific equipment, but we figured -they don't pay us crap, so to hell with them". The two janitors were initially fired, but reinstated at the insistence of the scientific community once the news of their discovery spread. Their reinstatement came with a substantial pay raise.
Farmers only plant fields of corn to be used as a shade for the soybeans planted in the fields next to them
Most U.S. States' year of statehood is the exact same number as their average elevation. For example, Kansas became a state in 1842 and the average elevation of Kansas is 1,842 feet above sea level.
Every time you bite your nails, your hair grows
Donald and Ivanka Trump will appear on 'Dancing with the Stars' this fall.
As a couple I presume...
the month of September will feature 3 full moons.
A year does not equal twelve months ???? idk
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇