use the flowers to caress her body
Quit work early today and head for the lake...
Really? Realllllly? How original.
How about steal his ipod and load it with nothing except rebecca black, justin beiber and the wiggles. Oh and some subliminal messages like. "If you can't think of something original don't post....If you can't think of something original don't post....."
TO EVERYBODY - yes, cg has a great ass, yes kg looks great in a bikini, and yes all the woman look good. But for the love of god at least TRY to be original. And yes post all you want about what a sarcastic dick I am. (batting my eyes and blowing everbody kisses)
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
Ok since I do not want to be a thread killer.
For myself - a Xanax and a sense of humor. Dude don't take it so serious. And damn dude why is your palm red?????? LMAO
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
first time he makes me want to laugh. lol may be hope for you yet! and why is your hand so red????
hand her the matching panties... lol
go for a ride with her on that bike
Run away and live to tell my story another day
find out whats on the ipod
have her check out my frame
get a bucket of sudsy water, pretend im gonna wash my car, "accidently" spill it over naughty, then help her dry off.....
turn the lights out and watch her twinkle
Get the movie Happy Feet out.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
makes me wanna go see a penguin
hehe check and update my ipod lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
hehe dnt give a damn and just take it out for a spin solo lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
get it dirty, then wash it off!
Have sex, sex and more sex and did I mention have sex.