NOT the gnomes, they will spoil all the fun! smart arsed bastards they are
nooo we're supposed to be playing twister, did you see the post on the previous page LMAO
teach him how to play shower twister
See how she can flex in the shower
Just stand and watch her, then offer her a towel, or I could join her, ... to save on water.
wash his little furry thing
soap her everywhere good... rinse her off... see what came next...
turn on the cold water and get out...lol
Well, let him SPANK me of course
close the door his singing is awful
ask him to wash my hair for me
hmm...yes please...everywhere..and I will return the favor
I would lather her with a lot of soap and then spank her
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hand her the hairdryer
I mean ... hand her a towel
Ask if she needs a towel,
Ask him to left some warm water for me too...
ask him to wash my back and neck ..maybe a little massage too
Ask them to at least leave a little hot water for everyone else, then close the door on my way out...
Have a beer with the wolf, and wait my turn.