You mean there's beaches where you have to wear something?
Can I get sunscreen ....I'm really VERY white
Just enjoy the view and focus on the water, so there is not a tent pole for everybody to look at
My yard IS a beach, but please go around back to strip down ;)
Wait for SeaSiren to come around to the back also!!
I whip off my bikini and get buck naked.
you're pretty nekked right now - hehehehe. I'd be right behind you
Buy a new SatNav, I was heading for Ikea.
Put up a refresment stand
put up the volley ball net
slip some dollars in local mayor wallets to keep it legal
plant two trees and put up a Hammock
try to focus on the female scenery in spite of lvsbeauty scurrying around with all his projects
Get naked and enjoy myself
Keep my clothes on and giggle at everyone running around naked knowing sand is going in places it shouldn't lol
Strip and ask Innocent Pet to help rinse the sand off.
Carry on normally and suggest to Aerolimited17 that rinsing off in the water would probably be a safer bet.
Sit beside Pet and enjoy the sound of her giggle
Put on bandages, I'm English and not used t the orange ball thingymajig