I'll take the head slap.
WY rather goose or be goosed?

Alone is not always a bad place to be goose
wyr be on top or bottom
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride of you ? top, bottom, from side, upsidedown, insideout . lol the bottom .
wyr , spit or swallow ?
Swallow
Would you rather give oral or receive oral first?
recieve
would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?
recieve
would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?
recieve
would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?
a camel!!! duhh!!!
it has two humps! and it's cool!!
ok ... no previous question ... so ....
WYR come back after your demise as a CAT or a DOG?
cat
WYR watch a live rock band or listen to a symphony orchestra
Go Live
WYR Suck toes or Fuck toes?
??? Suck I guess
WYR buried or cremated (after you die of course)

Alone is not always a bad place to be omg ... laughing at Lonely's response!! hehe
ok ...
Cremated please.
WYR - back pack thru Europe/Asia or sail around the world?
Back pack
WYR Walk or ride
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
walk
WYR>>> if given the opportunity...
race in Formula1 or MotoGP
I'll take Formula 1
WYR parasail or windglide? (gosh, that brings me memories of the Mexican beaches!!)
Windglide
WYR snorkel or scuba dive?
Scuba Dive
WYR view sharks from a cage in the open ocean or be able to view lions hunting on the african plains?
sharks interest me
would you rather read the book or see the movie
Read the book. Books are fun!
WYR take a trip to the moon, or explore the depths of the sea?
moon
WYR>>> Eat Ferrero Roche or Lindt chocolate
Lindt Chocolate
WYR be a turkey or a deer
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride Deer, more likelihood of freedom
WYR undress self or be undressed?
Be undressed
with a bit of roughness involved or slowly and sensually?
Bit of roughness, provided she's into that.
...kiss for an hour or have 5-minute sex?
kiss for an hour .....
after sex eat a pizza or a chocolate fudge sundae
chocolate fudge sundae
WYR have a hand job or a blow job?
Blowjob.
Drive to their place or have them come to your place?
Their Place
A Mint or a Condom on the pillow?
LOL hmm...I'll have to go with..
A mint
Satiny sheets/pillowcases or crisp linen ones