Indentured Grammar Fascist
“Soon,” he whispers.
I’m buried to my head.
“Tide’s rising.”
Cockroaches poured out from the gordita crunch
Montezuma’s revenge was making all toilets out-of-order at Lilith Fair.
Surrendering to her fate, mommy's teeth didn't really hurt ... much.
Jesus, WTF is wrong with me? I used all 10.
That which did not kill me didn't try hard enough
Kate realized then that the killer was her own father
"There's spiders on your... wait! There're thousands! OH MY GOD!!!!!"
Look, that black kitty cat has a pretty white stripe.
During the first date hug she whispered "Lets get married"...
gasping for air, bleeding out as they fed upon her
Sitting at the edge of darkness
"What was that?"
"I think my husband is home!"
"RUN!"
Indentured Grammar Fascist
Donald J. Trump as the President of the United States.
"Help, Mommy," crackled the baby monitor, days after the funeral.
Your IRS audit is Tuesday; bring all your records.
She gasped for air as the tentacle began choking her
Hallmark Christmas movies are on every channel!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
The horrific dream that woke you, wasn't a dream!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
The fortune cookie read "That wasn't chicken!"
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
The dentist smiled as the drill entered my waiting mouth.
There was glue on that dildo.
Sitting at the edge of darkness
Daym, Grace! Now I forgot what I was going to post!
Sitting at the edge of darkness
Holy shit, Grace was right! And the switch is stuck!
They are making a live action of [insert the name of your favorite animated feature here]
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
I'll never let go said rose as she let go
yellow piercing eyes stared as the couple walked by
I'm sorry in this universe pizza no longer exists..
