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You meet the person above you at a bar. What would you buy them?

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Lokis_Sidekick
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Quote by apptobebad
something SMOKIN'

P. A. R . T . why?..because I gotta.


Okay, I'm thick (and not in a good way, this time). What is P.A.R.T.?
apptobebad
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Quote by Lokis_Sidekick


Okay, I'm thick (and not in a good way, this time). What is P.A.R.T.?


Sorry, it's a quote from the film.

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simplyjohn
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I am thinking she would like a large glass of Prosecco. However given I am unemployed at the moment, and dont have two pennies to rub together, I am hoping we could go dutch; I will have a glass of tap water with ice. smile
apptobebad
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again?? I have to buy my own drink!! I'm gonna find another bar with richer clientele!

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amy1967
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Quote by apptobebad
again?? I have to buy my own drink!! I'm gonna find another bar with richer clientele!


Oh ffs, let me dig for change at the bottom of my purse. I'm not rich but I'd spend my last dollar on you
simplyjohn
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Quote by apptobebad
again?? I have to buy my own drink!! I'm gonna find another bar with richer clientele!


Gotcha! Always knew you were just after my hard earned cash! smile
gayluv
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Beef enchiladas
Lokis_Sidekick
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Quote by apptobebad
again?? I have to buy my own drink!! I'm gonna find another bar with richer clientele!


not in this bar sweetheart. Were not that pretentious.
mnpeekn
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I'd buy him a beer. Now Apptobebad whatever she wants.
apptobebad
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Quote by Lokis_Sidekick


not in this bar sweetheart. Were not that pretentious.


Quote by mnpeekn
I'd buy him a beer. Now Apptobebad whatever she wants.


thank you, gentlemen. I'll just have a Jack and Coke, please.

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Alcohol.
LostWallFlower
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Hmmmm, something, stiff. And another Jack & Coke for Apptobebad. Then see what sort of salacious mischief insures.
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Mango juice.
MollyDoll
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A snake bite. They are so good.

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sprite
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Cat ears. Obviously, it would have to be a very unique bar, but i'm willing to go the extra mile. smile

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BradCarpenter
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Pinot Grigio
Shannon3K
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A Salty Dog.

3 1/3 oz Grapefruit juice, 1 1/3 oz Vodka. Shaken in a cocktail shaker with ice, and strained into a salt-rimmed highball glass.
Served straight-up.

I hope he likes it!
Jen_
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A Paloma

Combine tequila, lime juice and salt in a highball glass with ice and top off with grapefruit soda. Garnish with a lime or grapefruit wedge. Rimming the glass with salt is a common variationsmile
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Yoohoo Chocolate beverage.
Nightbreaker011
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a whiskey and soda
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Nightbreaker011
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shot of rum
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- Bob Dylan

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apptobebad
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A rum..and a Jack and coke for me

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Fresa agua fresca.