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Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

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Please join me in wishing a very dear friend of mine here a very Happy Birthday for tomorrow 10th May. Whilst he wishes to remain anonymous, with his permission, I can divulge that he will be approaching his 30’s on the big day.

A shy, rather reserved and certainly very modest person he is a Lush veteran member and known to frequent the chat rooms on a fairly regular basis. A keen Velologist he engages with members of the same interest. He admits that he seeks friendship here in the hope that they will offer him virtual tea, one sugar and a splash of milk, each morning and a bacon sandwich, crispy with HP brown sauce, and has no interest in chat of a sexual nature.

In real life he is very often mistaken for Zac Efron, surrounded by screaming young ladies in desire of his body, demanding his autograph and used Y-fronts, but he has certainly not allowed this to ‘go to his head’.

Partying in advance of his big day for the past 4 weeks I understand that tomorrow he will enjoy a quiet night at home alone with his usual plate of fresh vegetables and fresh fruit for dessert. As a rare consumer of alcohol he admits he may have just one small glass of Muscadet Sur Lie.

Happy Birthday!








Hope your birthday is awesome!!
Happy Birthday ????? .... hope you day is special and all you want it to be!


Have a fabulous Birthday ?!



Wishing the mysterious but oh so sweet man a very Happy Birthday!!!
May you be showered w/ love and gifts from family and friends.
Enjoy your day.








Happy Birthday! mystery man.






HAPPY BIRTHDAY, mystery velologist!! ...and I had to look that up to see what a velologist was!