There was a young lady from Arden
Who was giving some head in the garden
Her mother said "Flo,
Where does it all go?"
And Flo said (gulp) "Beg your pardon?"
No number, just joining in the fun.
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Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD! [WINNER ANNOUNCED!]
Active Ink Slinger
Burquette, there's a snag with your game
All those numbers unused is a shame
Might I propose
Multiple goes
Or are you a 'one-and-done' dame?
All those numbers unused is a shame
Might I propose
Multiple goes
Or are you a 'one-and-done' dame?
Bug
Quote by dlcalguy
Burquette, there's a snag with your game
All those numbers unused is a shame
Might I propose
Multiple goes
Or are you a 'one-and-done' dame?
Hi there, dlCalguy
That was an awfully nice try
So we don't stack the fun
I accept only one
(Which is also how I fuck, by the by)
One number per person, but add as many limericks as you like to the thread.
Coco Pop
She requested a dirty limerick
So I wrote one about the world's best dick
But it had no wit
So I labelled it shit
And resumed my role as Tracy K Flick
Number 18, please!
So I wrote one about the world's best dick
But it had no wit
So I labelled it shit
And resumed my role as Tracy K Flick
Number 18, please!
Active Ink Slinger
Sweet Sue was a young subcontractor
But her fiancee dumped her and sacked her
Inspections showed
She was not up to code
Being no longer virgo intacta.
But her fiancee dumped her and sacked her
Inspections showed
She was not up to code
Being no longer virgo intacta.
God Empress of Lush
I've had a go already, but here's another just for fun.
Young Annie had sweet little breasts
That she loved to show off to her guests.
One day for a lark
She did things in the park
That ended in several arrests.
Young Annie had sweet little breasts
That she loved to show off to her guests.
One day for a lark
She did things in the park
That ended in several arrests.
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Rookie Scribe
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
#56
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
#56
The Creep
Let me try 
There once was a toy named dildo
Who goes in and out of a slippery hole
In his moments of use
He heard her scream and moan
"FUCK!" followed by his golden shower
#12
There once was a toy named dildo
Who goes in and out of a slippery hole
In his moments of use
He heard her scream and moan
"FUCK!" followed by his golden shower
#12
Bug
We're down to our LAST DAY to offer a limerick and be in the running for GOLD!
Tomorrow (8/1), end of MY day I'm closing the giveaway (36ish hours from now). I'll match numbers with names on the opening post and give everyone a chance to yell at me if I get one wrong.
Then, on 8/3, I'll use a random number generator to pick a winner ('cause I ain't judging these gems). I'll announce on this thread who the winner is!
I just LOVED this. Thank you to everyone who posted!
Tomorrow (8/1), end of MY day I'm closing the giveaway (36ish hours from now). I'll match numbers with names on the opening post and give everyone a chance to yell at me if I get one wrong.
Then, on 8/3, I'll use a random number generator to pick a winner ('cause I ain't judging these gems). I'll announce on this thread who the winner is!
I just LOVED this. Thank you to everyone who posted!
Quote by naughtyannie
I've had a go already, but here's another just for fun.
Young Annie had sweet little breasts
That she loved to show off to her guests.
One day for a lark
She did things in the park
That ended in several arrests.
Just for fun, eh?
Two can play that game. Plus, I LOOOOOOOVE me some limericks.
There once was a hottie named Annie
Who enjoyed firm wacks on her fanny
But if you slapped unalert
On the tenth strike she'd squirt
To a distance that was uncanny.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by AllisonFinch
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
#56
Hmm. Someone's already done this one (OldJock Thursday, July 19, 2018 5:11:09 AM). It wasn't exactly original even then.
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Active Ink Slinger
Annie seeks out something new
Original poems so blue
Well bend over dear
I'll cover your rear
With several helpings of goo.
I suspect that Annie would binge
On acts that would make others cringe
She's off to the shops
In the briefest of tops
And multiple toys up her minge.
It's strangers she cannot resist
I've begged her but she won't desist
When she goes out dogging
The limelight she's hogging
With some guy there, up to his wrist.
We've never messaged or met
I'm crossing a line I will bet
But I stayed for a while
Reading Annie's profile
And know she's a seasoned coquette.
Original poems so blue
Well bend over dear
I'll cover your rear
With several helpings of goo.
I suspect that Annie would binge
On acts that would make others cringe
She's off to the shops
In the briefest of tops
And multiple toys up her minge.
It's strangers she cannot resist
I've begged her but she won't desist
When she goes out dogging
The limelight she's hogging
With some guy there, up to his wrist.
We've never messaged or met
I'm crossing a line I will bet
But I stayed for a while
Reading Annie's profile
And know she's a seasoned coquette.
Active Ink Slinger
You ladies can sit on Ping's lap
I think he's a marvellous chap
If you just risk it
He'll give you a biscuit
And maybe a dose of the clap.
I think he's a marvellous chap
If you just risk it
He'll give you a biscuit
And maybe a dose of the clap.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by dlcalguy
Annie seeks out something new
Original poems so blue
Well bend over dear
I'll cover your rear
With several helpings of goo.
I suspect that Annie would binge
On acts that would make others cringe
She's off to the shops
In the briefest of tops
And multiple toys up her minge.
It's strangers she cannot resist
I've begged her but she won't desist
When she goes out dogging
The limelight she's hoggingT
With some guy there, up to his wrist.
We've never messaged or met
I'm crossing a line I will bet
But I stayed for a while
Reading Annie's profile
And know she's a seasoned coquette.
Oh my! Thank you.
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Active Ink Slinger
She said that it was an honour
To have my attentions upon her
But if I suggest
That we get undressed
She'll tell me that she doesn't wanna.
To have my attentions upon her
But if I suggest
That we get undressed
She'll tell me that she doesn't wanna.
Primus Omnium
She's a slaphappy girl from Paree
Who lives life quite absurd and carefree.
She ties up mens cocks
In pairs of silk socks
Decorated in gold filigree.
5
Who lives life quite absurd and carefree.
She ties up mens cocks
In pairs of silk socks
Decorated in gold filigree.
5
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Ping
Left little to imagine or doubt
It halted traffic on my bus route
In the crosswalk she stood
Friggin’ fast as she could
The old lady was rubbing one out
I just realised this rhymes best if read in a Scottish accent lol. ???
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