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Haiku...Lushly speaking
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Mazztastic
Quote by trinket
Mazza's got a date
Will he get into her pants?
Mazza hopes he will
No pants invasion
A wonderful time was had
Do it again soon!!
I did lots of work
Learned some new audio skills
The world's my oyster
Artistic Tart
"Grumpy girl" he says,
But he was not up all night.
Make my coffee. Now.
But he was not up all night.
Make my coffee. Now.
Purveyor of Sweetness
tell me where i am
between light and dark dreaming.
i am so unsure.
between light and dark dreaming.
i am so unsure.
Quote by trinket
I don't think you try
Have some bacon for breakfast
May help you write one.
This bad Haiku is,
Bacon-free, terrible and,
Just freaking rotten.
On the other hand,
Trinket is gorgeous, you can't,
Disagree with me!
So, this Haiku is,
Probably really shit... Oh
Well, I'll go with it.
Mazztastic
Haven't struck a blow,
Now it is after midday
I'd better shift ass...
Now it is after midday
I'd better shift ass...
Active Ink Slinger
Stopping in to see
The updates of my lush friends
Stuck writing haikus
The updates of my lush friends
Stuck writing haikus
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Quote by GingerKitty
This bad Haiku is,
Bacon-free, terrible and,
Just freaking rotten.
On the other hand,
Trinket is gorgeous, you can't,
Disagree with me!
So, this Haiku is,
Probably really shit... Oh
Well, I'll go with it.
GREAT Haiku Andrew!!!!
It even has three verses
What a great effort!
(says me who writes crap haiku) he he
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Lush contest over,
Winners should be announced soon,
Where's my potato?
Winners should be announced soon,
Where's my potato?
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Active Ink Slinger
Ok let Me have a go...
Two hearts beat as one;
One heart shared by both of them.
This is love.
Two hearts beat as one;
One heart shared by both of them.
This is love.
Advanced Wordsmith
Finger on breast
mouth... open
petals float
sea breeze assault
ribbon bites...
wet drips on
moon scream
mouth... open
petals float
sea breeze assault
ribbon bites...
wet drips on
moon scream
Dizzy from your glow
All that you carry me thru
Shine on me again
Passion in your eyes
I want to hear your story
Give yourself to me
Raindrops on my skin
The lightning runs thru my veins
Thunder shakes my heart
The shadow of you
Embraces me and I'm still
Yours forever now
Fallen on my knees
Showing you all my weakness
Please don't walk away.
couplewb
All that you carry me thru
Shine on me again
Passion in your eyes
I want to hear your story
Give yourself to me
Raindrops on my skin
The lightning runs thru my veins
Thunder shakes my heart
The shadow of you
Embraces me and I'm still
Yours forever now
Fallen on my knees
Showing you all my weakness
Please don't walk away.
couplewb
Constant Gardener
Jerking off to porn
I sharted a piece of corn
Thank gawd no one saw
Wearing jeans well worn
I was pretty fucking torn
Didn't break no law
Blowing my own horn
Public pocket jacking born
Cum resembled slaw
I sharted a piece of corn
Thank gawd no one saw
Wearing jeans well worn
I was pretty fucking torn
Didn't break no law
Blowing my own horn
Public pocket jacking born
Cum resembled slaw
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Quote by WellMadeMale
Jerking off to porn
I sharted a piece of corn
Thank gawd no one saw
Wearing jeans well worn
I was pretty fucking torn
Didn't break no law
Blowing my own horn
Public pocket jacking born
Cum resembled slaw
Dear WMM,
When you die you should donate your brain to science. I'm sure they would love to find out what kind of mind thinks about "sharting a piece of corn" I had managed to restrain myself from making this suggestion on a number of occasions after reading one of your Haiku however this time I could not convince myself not to. I hope you don't mind. Research on the subject of "sharting corn" could provide invaluable information for generations to come.
Yours, Trinketxx
Constant Gardener
Quote by trinket
Dear WMM,
When you die you should donate your brain to science. I'm sure they would love to find out what kind of mind thinks about "sharting a piece of corn" I had managed to restrain myself from making this suggestion on a number of occasions after reading one of your Haiku however this time I could not convince myself not to. I hope you don't mind. Research on the subject of "sharting corn" could provide invaluable information for generations to come.
Yours, Trinketxx
Never trust a fart
As most humans fall apart
Sneaky but not smart
Void your thoughts and your
Shell of well spent nutrients
Lobotomized
Lab rat on display
Probed while journalized
Categorical
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Mazztastic
You guys are so gross
I feel just a bit sicky
My stomach's churning
I am giggling though
Because you are so funny
Thank you for the laughs
I feel just a bit sicky
My stomach's churning
I am giggling though
Because you are so funny
Thank you for the laughs
Active Ink Slinger
Fingering myself
While in the shower with you
Going to cum soon
While in the shower with you
Going to cum soon
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.