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Quantum Tease
Quote by Sandra47
LOL. I would pay double right now to read Rob's Last Stand.
Rob's Last Stand is an epic poem
Definitely one which is not ho-hum
Adventures galore
But never a score
Best read with a breached jeroboam
da Bear
Quote by lynnwitt
Rob's Last Stand is an epic poem
Definitely one which is not ho-hum
Adventures galore
But never a score
Best read with a breeched jeroboam
Now THERE'S a rhyme you don't see every day! Well done Lynn!
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Quantum Tease
A sweet young lady called Myna
Had a quite needy vagina
Female or male
At neither she'd quail
And was known from here to China
Simple Scribbler
From the north came a great polar bear
And his mind, it's so dirty, Beware!
He barkeeps at Rumps
Pay your bill or he grumps
This bear who writes smut is quite rare
😊
Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️
Voyeur @ f/64
The girl here that we all call Kimmi
At Spanky Time always yells Gimmi!
The paddle! The strop!
Go at it non-stop!
Till my pink butt dances a shimmy!
da Bear
A talented pornographer named Kistin
Had no use for those wagging a piston
She's creatively great
With camera or slate
And her Micros offer girls to be kissed-in!
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Active Ink Slinger
The part that the Germans call Muschi
comes bald, neatly trimmed or real bushy
but regardless of trim
when kept clean and prim
it tastes even better than sushi
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
Her talents were many and varied
Bringing pleasure wher'ere she tarried
Between the spread thighs
Of ladies or guys
Her abilities were always unvaried
Active Ink Slinger
The ad was a terrible ruse
But I figured "What's there to lose?"
Now with each crack of the whip
We row the ship
Don't book a cut-rate carnival cruise.
Quantum Tease
Of legend he claimed was his skill
Every promise he vowed to fulfill
But put on the spot
Deliver he'd not
For 'twixt his legs there was nil
Active Ink Slinger
His girlfriends were well penetrated
Yet happily unimpregnated
He wasn't well hung
But the size of his tongue
Could keep all his paramours sated
Quantum Tease
She had a feature astounding
For many t'would be quite confounding
Behold! 'twixt her thighs
Was a clit of great size
And with it she'd give you a pounding
Active Ink Slinger
A sweet little lady named Anna
Married a guy from Havana
Though he looked very hot
Well endowed he was not
So she helped herself with a banana
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quote by dlcalguy
The ad was a terrible ruse
But I figured "What's there to lose?"
Now with each crack of the whip
We row the ship
Don't book a cut-rate carnival cruise.
I need a stronger button than like. So funny.
.
....Whilst pondering a superb button,
Her thoughts wandered to the one,
He made her hair rise,
Along with her thighs.
She became a sexual glutton.
Active Ink Slinger
When the drunk took the gall in her bum
He decided to lube her with rum
Then they got so excited
That the liquor ignited
And she yelled: "It's so hot when you cum!"
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
da Bear
You might be surprised,
the polar bear cried,
At the number of frails
Who want a piece of our tails
Yet none willing to be a bride!
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
da Bear
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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Active Ink Slinger
When the farmhand's balls started to bloat
He went to the farm down the road
Said: "A hole is a hole"
And he took out his pole
And he emptied his nuts in a goat
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Active Ink Slinger
When they spotted the farmhand's brother
The worried pigs talked with each other
"I guess that we oughta
Warn the farmer's daughter"
But the sheep started running for cover.
Quantum Tease
In Sapphic delights she excelled
Her technique was quite unparalleled
Two simultaneously
Would cum spontaneously
Thus any doubts were dispelled
-alternate ending 1-
And heard for blocks as they yelled
-alternate ending 2-
And girl goo in globs was expelled
da Bear
A polar bear was feeling his oats
'Cause of all the young women on whom he dotes
I won't say they made it
'Cause Lush rules forbade it
Let's just say they wound up in fur coats
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Active Ink Slinger
When an elderly man looked for passion
A working girl let him in for a session
He told her while he undressed
And threw his clothes in the trash
"When I'm done they will be out of fashion"
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Active Ink Slinger
She'd only make love out of doors
In forest or field or the moors
Which is why the young buck
Was out of luck
When he offered her "My place or yours?"
Active Ink Slinger
Of Sandra we have heard reports
She likes to play erotic sports
Confidentially speaking
The girl goo she's seeking
Is usually found in her shorts.
Quantum Tease
It appears Sandra has started
A flood of rhymes ass-smarted
With verses like these
Laden with 'cheese'
With good feelings we are then parted
Quantum Tease
Girl goo is a wondrous thing
'Specially when pulled in a string
Shimmering there
In the clear air
A smile to one's lips to bring