Lush Limericks

Once a pussy, whose name was Galore,

Took in twenty men, on the floor

And when she was done

She did twenty-one

Then cried out, "Bring on some more!"

"You'll like it," she promised, with glee

I accceded reluctanlt-ly

But my doubts were confirmed

Though I squealed and I squirmed

She took my vir-gin-it-y.

.

The worst of it wasn't the pain

Nor my protestations profane

The thing that I hate

At the end of our date

I wanted to do it again.

My girl friend said "Whatever. Your call.

Pick a kink and let's have a ball."

When leather dykes came in

licking lips with a grin,

She knew she'd be fucking them all.

Some mornings she's just a bit grumpy

But for certain she's never a bit frumpy

Each mood I enjoy

Though I sometimes annoy

And might come away a bit lumpy

Here it is morning again

But we will never complain

It's Tushy Tuesday

Time for girls to play

Multiple orgasms to attain

My alarm clock I'd toss in the bin

If I woke up 'tween Sandra and Lynn

I would call my boss up

tell him something came up

And to not expect me to come in

Hump day they say is today

But every day is for play

So maybe we will

Have a multiple thrill

And hump the entire day away

Rob mentions a self-service pussy

I didn't want to seem pushy

But I found a vid

And it's what she did

And she wasn't particularly bushy

I haven't had sex for some days

Seems lately there's been some delays

Libido a-simmer

Won't grow dimmer

It's not just a passing phase!

To one day sex delegated?

I would be very frustrated

But on a hump day

Or a wicked Wednesday

Need sexual urges abated

Sweet lady of mine.

I think you’re divine.

A lady, that’s quite evidential.

You have quite a flair for putting it there.

I don’t mean your cooking potential. 

Quote by lynnwitt

Rob mentions a self-service pussy

I didn't want to seem pushy

But I found a vid

And it's what she did

And she wasn't particularly bushy

.

I'm curious about this clip.

She could do this, pussy to lip?

My mind is racing.

My heart is pacing.

If I could, it'd make me flip.

A girl who can lick her own clit?

That video must be a hit

Dear Lynn you should think

Of sharing the link

Because I would love to see it

In the clip the way that she did it

Did not involve lips, I admit

Her large clit

Inside went

Thus she got dual benefit

(Ask Rob for the link )

A Feeldoe or strap-on she said

We'll employ right here on the bed

On your hands and knees

This will surely please

So bend over without any dread

A haiku in a limerick

Sounds like a wonderful trick

I'd try it a bit

If I knew I could do it

I doubt it would click

With a feeldo inserted, Lynn hunts.
But does she seek asses or cunts?
In such circumstances
I'd still take my chances...
After all, you only live once.

In a Lim'rick wrapped

A Haiku was trapped

No escape

From this scrape

So it just had to adapt

(well, it kinda works)

Quote by dlcalguy

With a feeldoe inserted, Lynn hunts.
But does she seek asses or cunts?
In such circumstances
I'd still take my chances...
After all, you only live once.

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A target indeed I'd be seeking

And an opening I'd be critiquing

I'd give it a whirl

But it'd be a girl

For a guy would end up loudly shrieking!

My limerick well ran dry.

Unawares, I did ask why.

Diverted in haiku

What's one to do?

But write where your heart does fly!

The girl next door, I'll admit
Wears clothes with a super-tight fit.
From her camel-toes,
The whole neighborhood knows
She is pierced with a ring through her clit.

My love life is simply just me.

With a selection of toys - they're not free.

My wet lips do leak,

Willing to give you a peek,

If you will share what you do with me.

I will wiggle my tongue 'tween your lips

I will make it so wet, that it drips

Then I'll pull back the hood

And I'll lick it so good

That you'll loose the control of your hips

Her messages give me a thrill

I think that they always will

Just some words, few

Lift me anew

And set my heart in a trill

There's no doubt of Sandra's effect

She has all the guys quite erect

With wiggle and smile

She'll tease them awhile

Until they can't help but eject!

Sweet Lynn is an enchantress

And always quite a temptress

Alluring and sweet

A sexual treat

Our sexual trysts always impress

One thing you should watch in this sitch'

My body... my hips ache and twitch.

Upon culmination,

My body's elation.

Thighs clamp like a son-of-a-bitch.

I'm sure that I will be a rush

When my nose is exploring your bush

When my tongue and my lips

Are there, driving your hips

And your thighs 'round my head in a crush

Restraint, I do have, and you'll see.

I must when those eyes peer at me.

From betwixt my hot thighs,

I see those sweet eyes,

And the wetness smeared all over thee.

The way that you mounted and rode

Made me helplessly give you my load

Took my mind on a flight

To a dazzling height

And it made all my senses explode