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But getting those bodies to meet,

The thought is oh so sweet.

I do think of him,

And those evenings of sin.

And my dream is to make it complete.

If I had the power to do

What I want, I'd be there with you

And my eyes would show

I'll never let go

If only my dreams could come true

Quote by patokl

If I had the power to do

What I want, I'd be there with you

And my eyes would show

I'll never let go

If only my dreams could come true

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Now Venus is not the only one

With eyes that are completely undone.

My heart is so full,

Now that I know,

What you feel is not merely "fun".

Online people we can meet

Some On Lush can be a treat

Have made a few friends

Chat on the weekends

One sexy girl here is quite sweet

That way I once did feel

For both she and I it was real

We were planning to meet

Jump in with both feet

Then fate undid the deal

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It broke my heart and nearly my mind

Life couldn't have been any less kind

Been years since what happened that day

But now I am finally ok

Those days I have now put behind

The list I had shown was depressing.

Dates of all kinds left me stressing.

The update with Lee:

He was pleasant to see,

And clear and forthright, there's no guessing.

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For coffee, we met at a shop.

Then for dinner we certainly hop,

To the bistro down the lane,

Before it had rained,

Then ax throwing we did with a chop.

We all have our tales of distress

Life is sometimes just a big mess

But we muddle through

Without much ado

And have our fun nonetheless

A surprise for me she had in store

As her bottom I began to explore

A sparkly jewel

Between cheeks dual

Sent a thrill right to my core

Sometimes it's not easy to deal

With the force of the feelings I feel

When I know it is true

That I can't be with you

Still it won't make my feelings less real

I really understand the sitch'.

Away from you, makes me twitch.

How fate is obscene,

And quite a bit mean,

And miles can be a real bitch.

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But I treasure my time with you.

What we share is totally new.

For me it's not been,

Such a connection within.

I'm joyful you care for me too.

I have a culinary mandolin

I was slicing potatoes quite thin

No guard did I pick

To the ER - quick!

12 stitches to my thumb went in

When you julienne

It's advised to stock your kitchen,

With equipment of safety,

It's an investment, you'll see.

Safety cost is a smidgen.

(feel better soon!!)

Quote by lynnwitt

I have a culinary mandolin

I was slicing potatoes quite thin

No guard did I pick

To the ER - quick!

12 stitches to my thumb went in

A mandolin lives to slice

I've written of paying the price

Now Lynnwitt must bleed

For she failed to heed

My culinary advice.

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.Mandolin steel is cold
And some people just won't be told
And julienn-ing
Without the holder thing
Is surely more folly than bold.

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https://www.lushstories.com/forum/word-forum-games-jokes/roses-are-red?page=315

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From April 20th 2020
You want experience I've got plenty
Now she is maimed
Lynn can have claimed
To have joined the mandolin cognoscenti.

The "Mandolin Incident" did occur

But was some years ago, as it were

And since then

Careful I've been

For a repeat I'd not want to incur

The morning is always brighter

When I get to hold her tighter

She might be a brat

But she's where it's at

She's always quite an igniter!

Patokl was rather adept,

He left a small kiss on my neck.

He told me to view,

“Can I give you two?”

“Well, yes, but more than a peck.”

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So then he proceeded to ravage,

My heart beat like a wild savage.

He pulled back, said "there!"

Then continued to dare,

His hand lingered on my warm passage.

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My pussy elected to weep.

My panties began to just seep.

He stripped them from me.

So deftly did he,

Forge desires that we would so reap.

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The seduction makes it a blur.

His kiss on my lips makes me purr.

When I join with him,

Too good to be sin.

Orgasmic release, it does stir.

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The fire burned bright like a flame.

This wasn’t at all like a game.

He whispered real close,

The word curled my toes.

What he whispered was simply my name.

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And that’s when I did alight.

We burned hot and vividly bright.

Hard giving and greed.

I took his hot seed.

My release welled up in delight!

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Panting and winded were we,

Warm, like summer jubilee.

This love is so true,

Burns for me and for you.

This gift was so clear to see.

Of Sandra, I'm a bit jealous

Her words are sounding quite zealous

True love she seems to have found

Emotions about him abound

Could they soon be playing real house?

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If so, I wish them good luck

Life without love can suck

To have someone there

At night, strip you bare

Then to bed for a hot sizzlin' fuck

Cunnilingus was first on the list

And it was something not to be missed

As I lay on my back

She went on attack

And that I would never resist!

Quote by adele

Of Sandra, I'm a bit jealous

Her words are sounding quite zealous

True love she seems to have found

Emotions about him abound

Could they soon be playing real house?

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If so, I wish them good luck

Life without love can suck

To have someone there

At night, strip you bare

Then to bed for a hot sizzlin' fuck

She found her way into my heart

But to really play house would be hard

It's a dream that we share

But we both are aware

That our worlds are just too far apart

The best suit that I ever had

Was made by my mom and my dad

It will never wear

And has self repair

And it's all that I wear in my bed

To know I am here, you are there

That there'll be no real life we can share

That I never may touch

The lips I long for so much

Just proves to me life isn't fair

Her skirt she lifted to show

She was already keen to go

Unmistakable stamp

Her panties were damp

So I gave her a very big "O"

Quote by patokl

To know I am here, you are there

That there'll be no real life we can share

That I never may touch

The lips I long for so much

Just proves to me life isn't fair

What a gift that you are there,

To listen whenever I share.

I can feel every touch,

That you lavish so much.

The joy feels like a day at the fair.

I broke both my arms when I fell

And my sex-life went all to hell

But one dear friend,

Had a hand to lend

Though I promised never to tell.

With his arms out of service poor Rob

Needed help with many a job

He said that a friend

Came through in the end

I wonder if that friend was Bob

I guess Rob doesn't have latest toy

Many new ones for girls or a boy

Some require no hands

Suction cups or on stands

Turn them on to get your joy.

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They pulse and they spin

Move out then back in

Speeds fast to quite slow

Until comes that "OHHH"

Either way, its a win win

Cas to great heights is ascending
With orgasms utterly mind-bending
Her nightly labors
Wake up the neighbors
With giggles and moans never ending.

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For toys she has an affinity
Penetration without masculinity
But it ain't win-win
When she plugs them all in
There are black-outs in her vicinity.

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Each day in the email noise

A flyer I get about toys

A selection vast

And built to last

They have for both girls and boys

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In truth I have only one

Of course, that's better than none

'Tis pink and long

And vibrates strong

And provides quite a heap of fun

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When going through old stuff I found

Some old toys still lying around

But sadly those toys

Were not made for boys

So I still need my hand to get round

My collection is really a kick,

Even a toy that can lick.

I've searched really far,

Compared how they are,

But nothing compares to a dick.