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Quote by CumGirl

A glorious member hoved into view

A tumescent todger, if slightly askew

She whimpered, she cried

As he pushed it inside

Ravaging her with his fleshy kazoo

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Yet, despite this, she had the last chuckle

When he tried to withdraw, he was stuckle

Because her kegels so strong

Gripped him so hard and so long

That his todger became very ruckle

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

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Yet, despite this, she had the last chuckle

When he tried to withdraw, he was stuckle

Because her kegels so strong

Gripped him so hard and so long

That his todger became very ruckle

'Oh poor ruckled dick', she did chuckle

'On this I really must suckle'

With a purs-ed lip

Tongue lashing it's tip

She soon restored it ready to fuckle

Quote by CumGirl

'Oh poor ruckled dick', she did chuckle

'On this I really must suckle'

With a purs-ed lip

Tongue lashing it's tip

She soon restored it ready to fuckle

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And fuckle it did, with a will

Rucking up and down, in her jill

Then erupted with glee

Drooling down to her knee

Making sure that she'd had quite her fill

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

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And fuckle it did, with a will

Rucking up and down, in her jill

Then erupted with glee

Drooling down to her knee

Making sure that she'd had quite her fill

The explosion it was but a trickle

Dribbling from his poor ruckled pickle

Bare soiling her gash

It was just a splash

Her innards it hardly did tickle

Cumgirl said you may think it's wacky

Or even a little bit tacky

But when my boyfriend wanks

He mustn't shoot blanks

I'm really turned on by bukkake

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Cumgirl said you may think it's wacky

Or even a little bit tacky

But when my boyfriend wanks

He mustn't shoot blanks

I'm really turned on by bukkake

Body curled his back it was hurty

His cock edging nearly to spurty

Jism splattered his face

With a decorous grace

Crying 'my baby, she loves me dirty'

I read the rhymes in here today

And I blushed - I have to say

My innocent demeanor

Expected something cleaner

And now I have to clean my display!

I've never seen Lynn blush

Her cheeks never seem to flush

Innocent demeanor????

Oh holy shit... I cannot finish... I just cannot. My sides hurt so bad. I'm snort laughing. OMG. Literally clapping my hands laughing like an asthmatic seal. OMG. You are fucking kidding me??? Right? This is some sort of late April Fools Day joke? OMG. I .... OMG. I can't breathe! I just can't breathe!!

It's known that Lynn is a flirter
And pretty titties divert her
But my take away
From her poem today
Is learning that she is a squirter.

Learning she's a squirter's not new.

She boasts that she loves that to do.

She strokes her sweet clit

Til she's done with it.

Then everything's wet within view.

As I've said here time and again

My innocence is far beyond sin

St Lynn, 'tis decreed

Is the one, indeed

Who knows both the where and the when!

Of course Lynn is beyond suspicion 🙄

Indiscretion is not in her vision. 😋

Her halo is straight 🤣

Though her libido ain't 😜

Her falsehoods are her decision. 😇

Dwelling in the Hall of the Saints

Sandra benevolently hears complaints

Listening as a sage

All sins to assuage

Through the use of satin restraints

A squirter Rob thinks that I am

But I'd surely fail an exam

Girl goo - a lot

But no, I do not

Squirt like breaking a dam!

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A squirter Rob thinks that I am

But I'd surely fail an exam

Girl goo - a lot

But no, I do not

Squirt like breaking a dam!

Huh... I guess I was wrong.

When fucking a vagina that's wanton,

Remember to first turn it on.

Either toy or a tongue,

Won't matter if young.

Let me cum several times, then cum in.

I just love how excited I get her

When my tongue makes her wet pussy wetter

When I nibble and lick

Making everything slick

And what follows will be even better

Between her legs there's a treasure

A place with price beyond measure

I visit that shrine

Which is so divine

And worship there at my leisure

To bed we went in a hurry

Clothes flung off in a flurry

Lips upon lips

There between hips

Where neither of us is furry

Could Lynn at last be revealing
What panties are usually concealing?
Whilst there are legions
With shaved nether regions
I somehow find hers most appealing.

'Tis not much of a secret here

I've a landing strip by which to steer

For perfect guidance

With no subsidence

Finding the way with no fear 😇

A neo-nazi girl was hirsute

But she shaved in a way that would suit

With a Hitler moustache

At the top of her gash

Proud Boys all stand up and salute.

A landing strip always is splendid

But your better prepare to defend it

For with most of the guys

The "plane" starts to rise

And they already know where to land it

Anatomy's oft discussed here

Encompassing both front and rear

And sometimes internal

For those things maternal

And a hands-on approach brings much cheer

I would love a hands-on approach

But I do not want to encroach

On your private space

I'll stay in my place

I'd rather avoid your reproach

Whilst others may be more aloof

I'm just too long in the tooth

There's no time to waste

Come sit on my face

My tongue will send you through the roof

Subtlety, thy name is Rob

Always being a heart throb

Suave and debonair

Swooning ladies fair

Girls quest for him in a mob

The doc said she needed more fiber
And had just the thing to prescribe her
But he was a quack
Which she learned, lying back
As he crammed Raisin Bran up her Khyber.

If ever you are in doubt,

You can always go without

A bra or brazier,

Or panties on your rear.

Social norms, I prefer to flout.

It's neither clever nor witty

To cross-dress for the sake of a ditty

So I'd rather be bare

Than use girl's underwear

(Except panties when I want to feel pretty.)