Lush Limericks

Quote by Sandra47

Lynn, perhaps if the number grows,

I will strip off all of my clothes.

But we sit and alas,

Time continues to pass.

What Rob waits for, only he knows.

I really enjoy what I see

Two beautiful nudes before me

Let Rob stay away

And allow me to pay

Attention and fill you with glee

Well Patokl has now come around.

To the ladies who try to astound.

I squeeze my tits tight,

And shake them just right.

'Til he howls like a moon loving hound.

I look forward to continuing

Quote by dlcalguy

Some ladies talk a good game.

"Come get me!" they proudly exclaim.

But when a man emerges

To sate their urges

They quickly back down. What a shame.

I have no idea of your meaning

Sis and I are here keening

Naked and waiting

For some hot mating

(For me there'll be a lady intervening!)

Oh dear Lynn, put on your clothes!

Rob doesn't want to see both of those!

Oh for shame,

He's not game.

It's just too bad, he turned up his nose.

When I meet a voluptuous dame
She’s my passion, my purpose, my aim.
Pussies, tits, nooks and crannies;
Maidens, aunts, MILFs and grannies
Make me horny and eager and game.

It's easy to bed daughters of vicars

With banter and corner-store liquors

But for Bishops' dear girls

It takes diamonds and pearls

To get your hand in their knickers.

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Though catholic boys are the worst.

It's not that they must be coerced

But Cardinals, for sure,

And the odd Monsignor

All claim that they have to go first.

Hard to find any girl that is hotter
Than conservative congressman's daughter.
But seducing his wife
Turns your short boring life
Into Watergate, or maybe just water.

On my virtue she cast some aspersions

Intimating improper diversions

But my innocence shines through

For all there to view

Completely devoid of perversions!

Quote by lynnwitt

On my virtue she cast some aspersions

Intimating improper diversions

But my innocence shines through

For all there to view

Completely devoid of perversions!

....yeah...

Quote by lynnwitt

On my virtue she cast some aspersions

Intimating improper diversions

But my innocence shines through

For all there to view

Completely devoid of perversions!

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But "perversion" is a moveable feast,

And where sex is concerned, Lynn's a beast!

Never weary or sore

Always panting for MORE

"Had enough?" "Why no, not in the least!"

Not all of the offers Lynn receives

Are as successful as James believes

When I try my luck

And ask for a fuck

She says "You're so funny," and leaves.

.

Well, Lynn is known to be picky

Walks away from gals merely sticky

And only goes out

With those who don't pout

And wear feeldoes notably pricky

A really bad one...

While trying to wipe off the mess

He yelled at the whimpering lass

"I told you before!

And I say it once more!

Don't fart when I'm fucking your ass!!!°"

Her desires were clearly displayed

As she lay with her legs widely splayed

Glistening and pink

I took a long drink

And enjoyed this nubile young maid

Fissures opened wide in the Earth

Lava welled giving new birth

To continents vast

As eons passed

A cycle of constant rebirth

The sky overcast in grey

But then I hear her say

"I'm naked and waiting

For pleasure creating"

I'll be partaking without delay!

The sands of time trickle by fast

We know that our hours won't last

So each other enjoy

And kindness employ

That's something of all of us asked

In 'Roses' Lyn popped up again

Stating it's hot where she's been

That goes without saying

And there is no naysaying

That it's hot WHEREVER she's been!

A feisty young lass from up North

Declared that hence going forth

She'd seek Sapphic pleasure

With ladies to treasure

And so she did thenceforth!

Quote by lynnwitt

A feisty young lass from up North

Declared that hence going forth

She'd seek Sapphic pleasure

With ladies to treasure

And so she did thenceforth!

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For when Bilitis sings, it's a pleasure

That goes beyond all bound and measure

The spasms delight

That last all through the night

And the joy that it brings is a treasure!

There was a young farmer from Bow

Whose balls hung incredibly low.

He would take his pants down,

For the girls in the town,

Their fertile young furrows to sow.

There was an old maid from Duluth,

Who sighed when she thought of her youth,

and all of the chances,

She'd missed at school dances,

And once in a telephone booth.

A young lad from Inverness way,

Was found out one day to be gay,

Though he seemed to be pure,

He now felt quite sure,

That his fucking men gave it away.

Young Dee has a penchant for girls

Enjoys going diving for pearls

And her girlfriend Heidi

Whose pubes are untidy

Keeps treasure down there in her curls.

There was a young girl from Phuket,

Whose vagina got terribly wet.

In the midst of her throes,

She would shout, “Thar she blows!”

As she soaked the poor guy with her jet.

Heidi and Dee hid behind a closed door

it has happened often before

What transpires there

Happens without a care

And us the stuff of legend and lore

Heidi and Dee take delight

In pleasing each other at night

I've not seen their clitties

Or Bristol Cities

But if they take pity, I might.

Since the probability of either is nil

The combination is, yes, nil still

So Rob's chances

Of making advances

Result in zero and thus always will

Out to play went Heidi and Dee

Quite some time they were gone, you see

When Rob asked why

Heidi gave this reply

"I was playing 'Fiddle de Dee'"