Lush Limericks

Her dark hair trails down to her ass

Both of which swing with much sass

Her boobs are ample

As I go to sample

For she is truly world class

Lynn’s a star of the show!

Surely that we all know

Poster of pictures, rhymer of rhymes

Get out of line, she’ll ring your chimes!

Now head for the hills, it’s best to keep low!

I laughed when I read the above

Such sayings I know not whereof!

Chaste little me

Innocent, you see

Impure thoughts? Not a one thereof

"As if…" thoughts ran through my head

As lynnwitt's denial I read

If she's "chaste little me"

Then I'm not a Bear, but a flea

Yet caution's advised, else I might wind up dead!

[I’m pure and innocent too!]

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There once was a lass from Nantucket

Who told a young lad she would suck it

He pinched on her titty

And licked on her kitty

And said, “Never mind, I’ll just fuck it”

[clever play on that famous Limerick!]

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In Florida, I understand

Sex on the beach is quite grand

Thought intrusive sand

Might be unplanned

With further activities thus banned

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{AABBA, but with A=B}

Lynn said, “Sex on the beach is quite grand”

Though I’ve not had the pleasure first hand

I like dining and dancing,

Big beds, romancing!

That sure beats a crack full of sand!

Though I enjoy stepping out on the deck

In the dark wearing nary a speck

This morning's too cold

E'en in a robe rolled

So I'll just keep that thought in check

Exhibition can really be fun

Show everything under the sun

So show us your tits,

Just two little bits!

Less than a mouthful, better than none

In varying shapes and sizes

In disparate forms and guises

Bodies galore

To gladly explore

When e're the occasion arises

Writing limericks is very appealing

Let others know how we’re feeling

Share passion and pain

There’s much to gain

Helps keep us from hitting the ceiling

I'm a big poem supporter

Occasionally write a rip-snorter

I can do a Haiku

Or a brief Clerihew

Which are like Limericks only shorter.

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But if there's a bee in my bonnet

And I find that I wish to dwell on it

Like how superior

Is Lynnwitt's posterior

I'd need to put that in a Sonnet.

Well, my bottom fulfills it's design

Every aspect it handles just fine

But as for a sonnet?

Haven't thought upon it

Haiku might be more in line

The weather was hot, her blood was boiling

Her lover was licking, and fingers were toiling

Her nipples a pinch, her clit a flick

Then three fingers in, just like a dick

She came in an instant, so the sheets got an oiling

The mornings are warming

I'll soon be performing

A pirouette nude

Not at all rude

On the deck - if not storming!

The morning was warm, the deck was dry

A lovely dancer there I did spy

She wore not a stitch

I felt quite a twitch

So thought I, maybe I’ll just go say hi

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The morning was warm, the deck was dry

A lovely dancer there I did spy

She wore not a stitch

I felt quite a twitch

So thought I, maybe I’ll just go say hi

Good cadence

Good Cadence clearly earned her name

Ne'er were two trysts quite the same

From her book of tricks

She had many picks

With rhythm and cadence her aim

A Limerick naughty she planned

So that thought she began to expand

She began to then pet

A place warm and wet

And the Limerick idea was just canned

His pole was of a great length

With exceedingly flexible strength

So strong that he found

He could pole-vault around

Without unduly … OH SHIT!

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Cute!

I once had a wild assignation

Against the wall of the local police station

My partner in crime

Was 15 at the time

Which made it a felony violation.

The weather is warming again

I'll venture out of my den

Onto the deck

And say "what the heck"

Clad in only my skin!

She’s on the deck clad only in skin

Oh where oh where has she been

Often she spins and dances

Sometimes she just prances

Causes thoughts that are most surely a sin

Her skin is warm and light brown

Her hair is black and let down

There 'twixt her hips

A pair of dark lips

In which 'tis easy to drown

Well done...fun and good meter.

Light brown against pale, entwined

As a 69 we wove, combined

Lips dark and light

Met with delight

As pleasure we reached, unconfined

She sat in my lap, gave me a kiss

She said it was me she did miss

But she had a date

And Chris wouldn’t wait

Plus, a tentacle dick hung on Chris

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Cute and clever!

The Octopus Girl was quite proud

Of her tentacles, nicely endowed

With Lesbian bent

Her sexual intent

Would leave no furrow unplowed

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