"Masterbation's great!" said the young, hand-some cock
"It's a kind of sex that my parents can't block"
"In bed or the shower"
"I play by hour by hour"
"Except when the door I don't lock!"
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
It's clear that I long for Rob's touch
Upon me, 'twould mean so much
But then I catch
A feminine dispatch
And I'm quickly into her clutch
It's nice that Lynn doesn't cringe
At the thought of a hetero binge
But as she admits
She's distracted by tits
And the sight of a freshly waxed minge.
There's no doubt but that Rob speaks the truth
Though it really takes not a great sleuth
To guess I prefer
Not a him but a her
Nice tits and smooth pussy? Forsooth!
There's a girl from north of the border
Who knows I've always adored her
She said she'll be nice
If I come up with the price
But I've found that I just can't afford her.
.
She says she's a right little raver
And would give me memories to savor
I told her "My dear
Maybe next year
When the exchange rate is more in my favor."
An important lesson was learned
While The Girl Pile erotically churned
Ensure the bed's robust
Else end in the dust
With surprise for all concerned
Playing solo is not all that bad
For quite a good time can be had
One's fingers know
Quite where to go
And know how to just make one glad
My moaning, I just couldn't muffle
Which caused an almighty kerfuffle
The priest said in truth
The confessional booth
Is not for a five-knuckle shuffle
His asset he claimed would enthrall
And gain admiration by all
But upon inspection
'Twas a different direction
And enthrall turned into quite small
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His asset he claimed would enthrall
And gain admiration by all
But upon inspection
'Twas a different direction
And enthrall turned into quite small
He said "you are so unromantic
And ought to be more sycophantic
Whatever the size
Between my thighs
Tell the world that it's fucking gigantic."
Male members are an interesting flock
Their owners seem trying to shock
In size exaggeration
With no hesitation
You'd think they were selling stock
I expect every lad
Would like to be bigger, a tad.
Our ladyfriends flatter
Saying size doesn't matter
But that's so we don't feel bad
Oh, size matters nothing at all
And excessive will surely appall
But 'tis true
Silicone in blue
Is much better large than small
With silicone, big may be better than small
But it's not just the size that will enthrall
It's how it goes in
And what kind of sin
You commit with such a runcible awl
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
I know that my size allocation
Engenders untried admiration
But my length and girth
Are the cause of grim mirth
When I fail the test of duration.
We were both past the need for protection
But my husband could not keep erection
While our coffins were carved
He was bored and sex-starved
So he stood in the US election
As we lay in the nude almost drained
Our activities had not been restrained
We'd taken great steps
In "plumbing the depths"
And marvelous orgasms attained
She had a way to make bells ring
When'ere we'd have a quick fling
She knew every place
To make my heart race
She embodied "Singapore Sling"
😇😇😇
As she lay back on the bed
My thoughts raced quickly ahead
To pleasures pending
During time spending
There 'twixt her legs widely spread
Time spent ’twixt her legs is pure leisure
When you drift your slick tongue through her treasure
Tease her nub with your nose
And while you’re in the throes
She’ll anoint you with juices of pleasure
Those Asian girls have quite a way
In activities erotic to play
No pleasure is spared
With everything bared
Something you'd like every day
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Those Asian girls have quite a way
In activities erotic to play
No pleasure is spared
With everything bared
Something you'd like every day
Well, a girl fully bared is a joy
Even more so when sex is her ploy
Whether Asian or no
I delight in that so
As it brings out my inner play-boy
A smart girl once rubbed on her rug
In the midst of a sexual fug
Ensuing bright sparks
Left a host of burn marks
Thanks to static from her old butt-plug
In The Philippines they have a way
To find nice places to play
Sex motels abound
Rent by the hour found
To keep all that horniness at bay
Short-stay for lovers in haste
Is an idea I've embraced
But I find what suffices
Is five-minute slices.
(Longer than that is a waste.)
In Lushland a story unfolded
An erotic comp entry I've tolded
Of BDSM
About cocksucking, with phlegm
Concerning a submissive slut that I've molded
.
[Sorry for the ad – I almost feel I should end with "Burma Shave"]
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Self advertisement's no sin
But think not we're drawn in
Perhaps a glance
If we take the chance
If so, then certainly a win
Her curves drove everyone wild
And her walk most surely beguiled
She knew her charms
Set off alarms
And left people sexually riled
