Lush Limericks

The Girl Pile happily collected

With many great pleasures expected

Clothes strewn on the floor

Cries often of "more!"

Many fine orgasms projected!

A woman many times cums twice

Or sometimes more often than thrice

But a man's ejaculation

And his great jubilation

Seem to end all his fun in a trice!

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Once, when your nut was attained

Interest wasn't sustained

But now priapic persistence

With pharmaceutical assistance

Can keep your date entertained.

Quote by dlcalguy

Sildenafil, if I am correct

Is the drug which has that effect

To help a guy last

Past the first blast

And for a time keep him erect

Quote by lynnwitt

Yet all the best fun can be had

Without orgasms, good or bad

By affection bestowed

Even love à la mode

And driving your lover slightly mad

What's 'love a la mode' you enquire

Some ice cream you will require

A scoop on her clit

And one on each tit

Then let Ben and Jerry satisfy her.

Quote by dlcalguy

The scene you just set gives me shivers

Ice cream on those parts dripping rivers

So all the same, thanks

I'll avoid those pranks

And find different ways to get quivers

Quote by lynnwitt

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How 'bout whipping cream, I enquire?

Creamy goodness without dousing the fire

My licks and long tongues

Will make you scream out your lungs

And beg to be taken much higher!

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Whipping cream is an interesting thought

As long as it stays where it ought

I don't think inside

Is where it'd reside

For if it did I'd be quite distraught

Quote by lynnwitt

Ah, but Lynn, it's the cream core

That keeps us cumming back for more

Not just the outside

That we take for a ride

But the creaming filling that's in store!

Once a mature woman, for a stunt

Went on the Thames for a punt

Too late for her date, she coxed for the eight

They repaid her by filling her cunt

A lead actor once appeared in a farce

Where his clothes came off for a laugh

The lead actress bent over

As he tripped and fell over

And his mast went straight up her arse!

For Asian ladies I have a thing

Which makes my intimate parts go zing

Silky black hair

And bare down there

Wearing not so much as a string

All men look at the bust

For them it’s an absolute must

But to be clear

My eyes are up here

Command them and you have my lust

Wrapped up in a tight sixty nine

We share wonderful pleasure divine

Orgasms in sync

Sated, you'd think

But of stopping we've given no sign

It's true we men look at your bust

Especially when they're upwardly thrust

And hover in space

In front of our face

E'vn though we know respect is a must!

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But eyes are of greater appeal

The affection you see there is real

When we fit like a glove

Then lust turns to love

Even if it starts with a squeal!

Jane was a bit of a brawler

Whose girlfriend liked them blue-collar

Called her Rosie the Riveter

And she would give it her

Like a coked-up appliance installer.

A whisper of silk takes your sight,

Cuffs on your wrists, snug and tight,

The scent of sweet spice

A lingering, slow vice,

And screams of pleasure through the night.

In love there is no guarantee

Met a girl who was cute as can be

She said "I like fisting"

Well, I wasn't resisting

But she didn't mean her, she meant me.

A Singapore lady once said

"Between my legs bury your head"

Of course I complied

And orgasms supplied

Which caused wet sheets on the bed

Cute😜

Old King Midas, we're told

Had a touch to turn things to gold

But it meant his temptation

For sly masturbation

Had to be strictly controlled

A girl who approached, latex-gloved,

Said "Dee, you're about to be loved.

You have a superior

Lady's posterior

Up which a plug will be shoved."

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And while her pose was inverted

She wiggled her bottom and flirted

And wasn't resisting

A vigorous fisting

Thus all social conventions were skirted.

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Quote by dlcalguy

Had to be strictly controlled

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A young man, put to the test,

Was challenged to give his best,

But once between her thighs,

He suddenly realized,

He really enjoyed his tonguefest.

An old man whom they called "Ace",

Afterwards boldly stated his case,

"It's much more exciting, I think,

And the tastiest way to drink,

When she's happily sitting on my face."

Some refer to my weapon as Prick

While others have called it my dick

Whether todger or cock

It counts not a jot

What matters is length and how thick!

There once was a woman of Basque

Who took her old parents to task.

She cried, "What did you teach me,

When all that can reach me,

Is black cocks, whips and chains and a mask?"

Before my girlfriend could come,

She asked me to lick her some,

But once between her thighs,

I wrongly closed my eyes,

And accidentally licked her bum.

The pussy she showed had much fur

So much it created allure

Somewhere deep inside

An entrance I spied

So I plunged in and satisfied her!