Lush Limericks

A lady in India I know

Has breasts of a size "just so"

Full and plush

'Twixt to rush

With more pleasures down below

My girlfriend's astoundingly dumb

To cons she will always succumb

I've got her believing

To stop her conceiving

I have to fuck her up the bum

I tried anal sex long ago

'Twas knowledge I thought I should know

But quickly found out

It I could do without

So that I'll not undergo!

She languidly stretched in the morn

Deciding to watch some fresh porn

Her sheets were soon damp

As she stroked like a champ

And on waves of orgasm was borne

Wide spread she noticed the drapes

And inside lovely feminine shapes

At the door she applied

And was invited inside

To share wild erotic escapes

She has quite a taste for girls

Especially for their pearls

And can lick all day

In erotic play

And leave their toes in curls

In the store aisle to look she squatted

Flashing a view was what she had plotted

For panties, none

Revealing each bun

Leaving bystanders completely besotted

The room at the hotel was endearing

With balcony outside adhering

On the thirtieth floor

Standing nude in the door

Across the way someone was cheering

There was a pearly king and queen

Who didn't know which way to lean

They swapped pearls and panties

And did what they fancied

Leaning every way they deemed

Of sex I can't get enough

Though sometimes things are tough

No partner in sight

By day or by night

As I sit here alone in the buff

I love women in satin and the ilk

With breasts poking through, giving milk

So whilst sat here alone

Vigorously stroking my bone

I am clothed in satin and silk

I sit her clad in my robe

Not denying my fingers a probe

They give a thrill

To ward the chill

And cause the lights to strobe

She's a bundle of sexual zeal

Which takes not much to reveal

Slipping fingers inside

To give me a ride

An experience just almost surreal

There is a young lady on Lush

Who wanted to make love in a rush

So we met up in Gwent

To see how things went

With hours spent poking her bush

She embarked on vaginal exploration

With no question regarding motivation

To send thrills racing

And tremors chasing

And producing orgasmic conflagration

At the juncture of feminine thighs

The site of vast pleasure there lies

Warm, soft, and slick

Awaiting a lick

A joyfully erotic surprise

A woman I know showed her clit

She stroked it and had a big hit

She bought lots of toys

Which made lots of noise

But best when she let me do it

Quote by lynnwitt

At the juncture of feminine thighs

The site of vast pleasure there lies

Warm, soft, and slick

Awaiting a lick

A joyfully erotic surprise

Oooh, a good one😛

there once was a queen dressed in lace,

who ruled with a firm, wicked grace.

she’d whisper “kneel, pet,”

leave them dripping in sweat

then sit on their tongue till they’d beg for a taste.

As she thoughtfully fingered her cleft

She watched old reruns of "Iron Chef"

When the dish was done

'Twas time to cum

Which she did with considerable heft

In Tennessee's soft morning light,
A woman walked naked and bright.
I watched from my shade,
A delicious feeling stayed,
Oh, what a beautiful sight!

The hour is early, still

So to invoke a thrill

I'll go to the deck

Nude, what the heck

And pretend I'm being genteel

oh but its the afternoon

and lovers we be uniting soon

there'll be dildos and strap ons

and huge great big pistons

upon your clit i'll be playing some tunes

Afternoon, or morning, or night

The time is always quite right

For a sexual spree

With one, two, or three

And orgasms huge to ignite

I cum and cum and cum

Said the wanking young man to his mum

She said it's so good to test

And your cum is the best

I have eaten and filled up my tum

Quote by lynnwitt

Afternoon, or morning, or night

The time is always quite right

For a sexual spree

With one, two, or three

And orgasms huge to ignite

Good one! I like that one😃

Quote by lynnwitt

In the spring woods where soft breezes play,

Met lovely Lynnwit, a wild heart's display.

With a mind cheeky and bold,

And a body to hold,

Our hours of love chased the sunlight away.

Quote by apptobebad

A "Lulu" of which there's no doubt

Teasing with a soft sultry pout

But then to the test

The part i like best

She delvers with pleasure throughout!

A lorry driver named Rick

Was proud of his roving dick

Front, back or mouth

North, East, West and South

Each conquest mapped with a prick

My blind date said "I've a surprise"

And lifted her skirt off her thighs

Well I was in awe

At what I saw

A cock of magnificent size.

.

She said "I hope you don't mind"

In a tone that sounded resigned

I told her "No,

"The date's still a go

Though that's not what I thought I would find."