Lush Limericks

Quote by lynnwitt

For the clitoris, oh what a thrill,

A butt plug can add to the chill.

With a wink and a grin,

Let the fun now begin,

Exploration can surely fulfill!

Heh,heh,heh... gave me a smile and a little excitement....

Quote by apptobebad

Of butt plugs she has a plethora

Picking one is a challenge? never a!

Quickly plucked from the drawer

Popped in her back door

With orgasms crashing, altogether a

Quote by lynnwitt

In a realm where the playful hearts roam,

A cheeky request found a home,

“Ravish my bottom,” she said,

With a wink and a spread,

As laughter and joy filled the dome!

Quote by apptobebad

There's quite an enchantment with plugs

Off'ring a high far better than drugs

But best altogether?

When used together!

Along with clitoral tugs

Quote by lynnwitt

In a whisk of delight, so divine,

With whispers and giggles, we intertwine.

With lips soft and sweet,

Our hearts skip a beat,

In the heat of this moment, we shine.

Quote by apptobebad

A whisk I'd not though to use

It would be so plain to abuse!

But then thinking again

Could be a fun sin

And orgasms fine to produce!

Quote by lynnwitt

Pleasures Playthings

In the night, when the passions ignite,

Some toys bring delight with their might.

From whispers to moans,

In a world all our own,

Exploring new heights, pure delight!

Quote by apptobebad

Toys are a pleasure to use

Solo I seldom refuse

But with a duet

There'll be no regret

As whorls of delight amuse

Quote by lynnwitt

With a vibe that ignites all the fire,

Every touch takes me higher and higher.

A lover's embrace,

With toys in the space,

Together, we dance, never tire.

A lover, quite eager to please,
Brought a joy that put passions at ease.
With a hum low and deep,
Secrets it would keep,
And brought her quite weak to her knees.

Quote by apptobebad

Quote by justnikki

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A toy when employed by oneself

Is much better than left on a shelf

But when applied by a 'friend'

To new heights it will send

So go and try it yourself!

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She asked me to state categorically

If I was fucked up the ass, historically

I thought back to double-crosses

By some former bosses

And said yes but just metaphorically

Quote by lynnwitt

In a moment of playful delight,

She dances beneath the moonlight,

With laughter and cheer,

And whispers so near,

Golden pleasures bring joy to the night.

Quote by apptobebad

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Pleasures golden we've many to share

Leaving breathless with never a care

Innuendos flowing

Lead to actions glowing

As whorls of delight us ensnare

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Quote by apptobebad

Naughty thoughts are shared with no blushing

Though certainly there may be gushing

Words painting a scene

On which we are keen

Where themes orgasmic we're brushing

Quote by lynnwitt

My lover's magnificent tits,
Are what my own mouth perfectly fits.
I suckle and bite,
With all of my might,
And lose all my sensible wits.

None better than a soft supple breast

My mouth going to work with much zest

My hands tightly squeezing

My tongue gently teasing

The whole thing a sensual fest.

Just right.

We seem to have boobs on our minds

Observing magnificent finds

The next step, of course

Is fondling the source

And enjoying boobs of all kinds

This girl that I'd been pursuing

Said "My cooter will be your undoing.

I need a schlong

That is eight inches long."

So I bent mine in half before screwing.

Quote by lynnwitt

A girl with small boobs, quite shy,

Fell for an older lady nearby.

With wisdom and grace,S

he lit up the space,

In love's tender glow, they both fly.

Quote by apptobebad

All breasts need loving attention

THAT I should not have to mention!

Fondled and kissed

And never dismissed

Giving pleasure beyond comprehension

Spot on

"Apptobebad"? No deception

Doesn't take lots of perception

But "bad" has shades

Of meaning, in spades

And of that, there's no misconception!

Quote by lynnwitt

In the twilight, where whispers ignite,

Lynnwitt dances, a dream in the night.

With a glance that's divine,

And a touch so benign,

Love's symphony plays, pure delight.

Mattel's Barbie designer

Ordered a love doll from China

But, how ironic,

The love was platonic

When he found that it had no vagina.

Rob's real good with a limerick

He claims the same for his dick

But so far it seems

He's not found the means

To find a girl who'll take in his stick

Cas's appraisal alarms.

She'll never fall into my arms.

I need someone so dumb

That she will succumb

To the power of my typewritten charms.

Lush needs a rhyme about tits

I thought as I played with my bits

A sexual agenda

And orgasms to remember

With cum shoots to ensure its a hit!