Lush Limericks

The waning crescent moon

Will be gone, all too soon

It's sliv'ry glow

My boobs won't show

As with nature I commune

As I listen to Dark Academia

Some might think that I'm from Bohemia

With robe open dropping

Feet on counter propping

Causing Rob to have hyperemia

There once was a gal named Lynn,

Who sought a bit of fun with a grin.

In a playful twist,

An adventure, she wished,

With squirting joy—let the night begin!

On MDMA, I was tripping

And decided to go skinny-dipping.

While I swam unrestrained

My neighbors complained

That HOA standards are slipping.

Quote by apptobebad

A feisty young lass from UK

About sex had just this to say

"Tis not pornographic

If the tryst it is Sapphic

So let's get started quite early today!"

Quote by lynnwitt

In a land where two ladies can thrive,

With a dildo, they giggle and jive,

Their vaginas unite,

In the moon's silver light,

Creating a dance that’s alive!

Quote by apptobebad

Glistening in the soft light

A shaft to give us delight

Slipped into each

With a deep reach

To send us to a new height

Quote by lynnwitt

Two ladies set sail on a quest,

For pleasures they felt was a jest.

With a wink and a sigh,

They gave it a try,

And found oral delight was the best!

Quote by apptobebad

A lady who claimed to be straight

With another went on a date

They both got wet

And with no regret

Found Lesbian sex was just great

Of lesbians, they were a pair

Both sexy, delightful, and fair

When faced with a guy

Who said, "Wanna give me a try?"

Replied, "We haven't an orgasm to spare!"

I dated a girl called Ramona

Who showed me some tricks boys had shown her

But I wasn't suited

To acts convoluted.

I just wanted to bone her.

I think we would be quite remiss

If we failed to go through with this

Legs intertwine

Yours amongst mine

Then our vulvae meet in a kiss

Of profiles on Lush, simply this

Too many are just given a miss

"Don't know what to write"

Seems often the plight

Just do it and don't be remiss!

Haha! So true. Such a common excuse. Great little limerick, rhyming and meter!😉

Quote by lynnwitt

In the glow of the moonlight’s embrace,

Two lovers found sweet, secret space.

With laughter and sighs,

They shared loving ties,

In pleasures time couldn’t erase.

Excellent. You should try to publish it more widely!

I went on a blind date with Chloe

She was very reserved and not showy

But her quiet exterior

Hid a prowess superior

When it came to giving a blowie.

Quote by apptobebad

The moonlight streams through the window

As voices soar in crescendo

Pleasure unfurled

Delightfully swirled

This tryst far exceeds innuendo!

Quote by dlcalguy

Rob's date far exceeded his goals

Specifically when they swapped roles

Her strappy was large

As she took charge

So now his butt she controls

Quote by lynnwitt

In a world where two ladies conspire,

With whispers that never grow tired,

They dance and they play,

In a naughty ballet,

Where love's sweet embrace takes them higher.

Quote by apptobebad

The warm Summer breeze curtains ruffle

Enhancing a sensual shuffle

Wafting the scent

Of sexual intent

And sounds of pleasure can't muffle

Quote by lynnwitt

In chambers where passions abound,

The orchestra makes a sweet sound.

With gasps and soft sighs,

As pleasure replies,

A chorus of ecstasy found.

Excellent Limerick.

Quote by apptobebad

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A duet we're quick to commence

With a song already intense

Vocal phrasings abound

Soaring in wordless sound

Of moderation there's no pretense!

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Quote by lynnwitt

Two women, entwined in the night,

Shared kisses and moans of delight.

With rhythm and grace,

And a toy in its place,

They loved till the dawn’s early light.

Quote by apptobebad

Two women, entwined in the night,

Shared kisses and moans of delight.

With rhythm and grace,

And a toy in its place,

They loved till the dawn’s early light.

Excellent!

She fancies me in a tuxedo

But not so much wearing a speedo

She says that my belly

Like fur-covered jelly

Would kill any woman's libido.

😢

In a drawer where the secrets reside,

A toy brings a pleasurable ride.

With quims all a-flutter,

And joy that won’t shutter,

It sparks laughter and fun from inside!

Quote by apptobebad

Two women, entwined in the night,

The bedclothes were strewn on the floor

And still she kept asking for more

So with deep some deep sighs

I dove back 'twixt her thighs

And tongue-tickled her right to her core

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Quote by apptobebad

In a drawer where the secrets reside,

Double ended, the dildo she chose

As we lay, legs scissored and posed

Then slipped into each

With such a deep reach

That our vulvae meet in our throes