Lush Limericks

Oh dear, the last we need is more dick,

In a world that's already quite thick.

With antics and chatter,

It only gets fatter,

Let's hope for more women, and quick!

Thickness has come into fashion

Thanks to J-Lo and Kim Kardashian

When I was a young man

A disproportionate can

Was not what you ought to be flashian.

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In the twilight, where whispers ignite,

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Is "AppToBeBad" a threat?

A warning or promise to get?

In any event

There's quite clear intent

Of escapades we won't forget!

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Parts of the body extolling

Rhymes here we often keep doling

Vaginas and tits

Send us into fits

Though cocks are just kind of trolling

There once was a lady called Lynn,
Who found love with a lass full of sin.
They’d giggle for hours,
’Neath warm summer showers,
And both wore the happiest grin.

While thickness in dicks may count

A hefty tit is something to flaunt

Too thick a dick is too much

But a GG tit is such

A soft never ending fount

I know a fellow named Bret

With a dick looking like a baguette

The middle, that's soft

Doesn't put the girls off

But the crustiness does make them fret.

Some girls like girls, while others like boys

And others like both to bring happy joys

Both have their uses

And stimulate juices

Much better than using just toys

Myself I prefer just the girls

Their hot tongues making toe curls

Alas, It's been ages

Since one caused blood rages

So use vibes to make hip hurls

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"Sin" is a bit of perception

Something might be at inception

But when given a try

Might no longer apply

And then gets quite a reception!

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While thickness in dicks may count

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"How it feels" I have sometimes mused

An appendage expanding, infused

Seems ungainly

Though quite plainly

Rob complains that his is unused

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In a valley where sunlight gleams,

Flow golden rivers like dreams.

With whispers they flow,

In a warm, gentle glow,

Through fields where the wildflower beams.

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Speaking of gold rivers flowing

And things glistening and glowing

There are those who get

A thrill from panties so wet

And a dark spot that just keeps on growing

That's a good one!

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In a town where the whispers can spread,

Lived a lady who turned crimson red.

With a wink and a tease,

She fell weak at the knees,

At the boldness of words that were said!

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In a valley where sunlight gleams

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In the valley there 'twixt her thighs

For attention she urgently cries

Who am I to decline

A request so divine

I'll claim that ultimate prize

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Speaking of gold rivers flowing

Those golden trickles and rills

Just seem to give sensual thrills

Building desire

With such damp attire

Erotic dreams this quickly fulfills

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In a glade where her spread thighs gleam,

A maiden teased with a golden stream.

The waters they'd lap,

As they shared a happy clap,

In nature's soft, enchanting dream.

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For her lover she put on a show

On a rock squatting, quite bare below

She let loose a stream

Which was rather extreme

And mimicked a river's flow!

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Now we've clearly "gone with the flow"

In these rhymes of class rather low

They do give a grin

When we all join in

And get quite a tingle below

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In the bedroom where passions ignite,

With candles and soft sheets at night,

Communication's the key,

To unlock ecstasy,

And turn every moment to pure delight!

Many things can bring delight

Through hearing, touching or sight

A soft full tit

A big juicy clit

Whether its day or night!

Her technique is - dynamite

Be it with left hand or right

But alack and alas

A handy from Cas...

The chances are not very bright.

Poor Rob stays full of hope

Managing somehow to cope

He knows in his heart

That on others part

The answer will always be NOPE!

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But you go and stay optimistic

Too many are so pessimistic

Hoping all night

I might see the light

But Rob, let's get realistic

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I'm too old to change my way

Fact is I'm gonna stay gay

Tits and clits are my choice

So just hear my voice

And accept what I have to say.

I don't suggest we become lovers

And know you'd prefer Sally Struthers

But a five-knuckle shuffle

Without any kerfuffle...

You'd oblige me, if I had my druthers.

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I recently lost a good friend

My heart needs time to mend

We chatted from time to time

But always only online

Now that's all come to an end.

Rest in peace R.💔😢

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In the bedroom where passions ignite,

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There's no doubt that a bed is the best

When carnal actions are put to the test

But, hey, what the heck!?

Floor, couch, table, or deck!

Just anywhere you want to suggest!

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And given some recent rhymes

The venue's important sometimes

It would not be a spoof

To have a thing waterproof

As we partake of our "crimes"

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Rob's really quite a good sport

Though always he comes up quite short

His Quixotic quest

Leaves ladies unimpressed

And never gives him a consort

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Sex in bed is taken as read

Although every room adds spice it is said

Outside is immense

With orgasms intense

If it rains I might try the shed

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In the moonlight, sweet Lynn took my hand,

With a spark, we both made our stand.

Whispers and sighs,

Passions arise,

In a dance that no words could have planned.

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Strolling with fingers entwined

To her charms I'm not at all blind

Clever and smart

Sets her apart

And also her delightful behind

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