Lush Limericks

Quote by apptobebad
...

In a dance that no words could have planned.

A dance with delicious intent

I'm "in" one hundred percent

What ever she wishes

When her butt she swishes

Will garner my full consent

😋

An innocent walk 'neath the trees

Took a turn for the best with a "please"

Who am I to deny

Such a piteous cry

So I tried my best to appease

Excellent with the visual too!

Quote by lynnwitt

An innocent walk 'neath the trees

Took a turn for the best with a "please"

Who am I to deny

Such a piteous cry

So I tried my best to appease

That's the first limerick I can remember with a visual display. Please do that more often. It really heightens the impact of the limerick.

Quote by lynnwitt

In a town where the sun loves to shine,

Lynn’s breasts were the talk of the vine.

With a playful little sway,

They’d dance through the day,

And leave all the onlookers fine!

In a town where rain is the foe

Lynn, in the nude, likes to go

It puddles and dribbles

From the tips of her nipples

And she's incessantly wet down below.

Quote by apptobebad

Lesley's breasts are invitingly pert

As they teasingly poke through her shirt

Not just eye candy

To touch them is dandy

And they won't be just for dessert

Quote by apptobebad

Quote by dlcalguy

Either sun or rain may be nice

Though I have to share this advice

If out one goes nude

I must conclude

'Tis best if it's not raining ice

Quote by lynnwitt

If you go down in the woods today

Look out for Lynn and Lulu at play

Breast and showers

Amongst the flowers

All while declaring the fun so gay

Quote by apptobebad

Just know that my limits are few

Specially if I am with you

We play and we frolic

With spikes metabolic

As delights without bound we pursue

Quote by apptobebad

A gurgling brook in the woods

A basket of homemade baked goods

A blanket to share

For pleasure prepare

And push back our clitoral hoods 😇😇

Quote by lynnwitt

Pushing back the clitorial hoods

while playing among the cottonwoods

Golden rivers flow

Breasts and nipples glow

As bodies writhe by pond and woods

In a silence that echoes so deep,

I seek solace where shadows would creep,

With dreams brightly spun,

And friendships begun,

I find warmth in the love that I keep.

Quote by apptobebad

Addressing your tingling nubbin

With fingers and tongue quickly rubbin'

That glow will be soon

And quite opportune

As we keep rub-a-dub-dubin'

Quote by apptobebad

Very often our silence is best

When reality leaves us distressed

Shared with another

Darkness to smother

With emotions so silently expressed

Quote by lynnwitt

In a quirky little wood, oh so charming,

Where lovers danced, and joys were disarming,

Two girls found their love,

With a sultry rub,

It brought joy and gasps, so warm and charming!

Quote by apptobebad

The allure of playing outdoors

Sends tingles measured in scores

As naked together

We bask in the heather

And each the other adores

--

Adoration can be quite material

With actions so very venereal

But also of mind

With lovers combined

In a haze which is very ethereal

My girl it has to be said

Can lick her own nipples in bed

She's very buxom

So when she sucks 'em

She doesn't need to lower her head

.

I tried the self-sucking trick

But never came close to my stick

The tip to lip distance

Either disproves gods existence

Or he's a first-class dick.

Quote by lynnwitt

When playing outdoors in Summer

One takes care with the toy or Bummer

When nude in the cold

Nipples aren't bold

you'll end up with nothing to strummer

Quote by dlcalguy

I suppose we've all given a try

To bending our head to our thigh

But it isn't for me

Can just barely see

Much less my tongue to apply

Quote by apptobebad

The temperatures have begun their decline

Though still are quite presently benign

We've plenty of time

For delights sublime

Beneath nothing but sky, oak, and pine

Quote by lynnwitt

I suppose we've all given a try

To bending our head to our thigh

But it isn't for me

Can just barely see

Much less my tongue to apply

Lynn was so supple in bed

That her legs went over her head

When a stiff shaft went in

Sweet juices did spring

When contorting she knew where this led

A Puritan Lady, well known

Didn't like nights all alone

She found a girl

To have a whirl

And became the Prurient Lady

Quote by dlcalguy

I tried the self-sucking trick

A contortionist, quite inspired

To lick herself, she desired

Her two sets of lips

Met 'twixt her hips

An orgasm quickly transpired

Quote by lynnwitt

A contortionist, quite inspired

To lick herself, she desired

Her two sets of lips

Met 'twixt her hips

An orgasm quickly transpired

I think that the chances are faint

That a girl could lick her pussy or taint

It's just not believable

For if it were achievable

There'd be vids. And I've searched. And there ain't.

Quote by dlcalguy

...

There'd be vids. And I've searched. And there ain't.

Vids can be found, but I fear

They might not be what they appear

There could be two

In such a tongue screw

But absolute proof is not clear

Quote by lynnwitt

The days are definitely cooler

So it's bottom warmed with a ruler

Orgasms abound

When the target is found

She wails and moans like a preschooler

Quote by apptobebad

Lying prone across my lap

I'll give your bare ass a tap

Not too severe

On such a sweet rear

And certainly "mind the gap"

Quote by lynnwitt

From Rivers to Taps it goes that way

When previous Interest was just Gay

With flowings of gold

and being so bald

The things we do when lovers do play

Quote by apptobebad

Inventiveness can be quite a treat

Perhaps even including one's feet

Keeping things spicy

And just a bit dicey

Guarantees quite a damp sheet!