My girlfriend isn't awfully particular
'bout which finger I use when I tickle her
so index and middle
together I fiddle
up her cunt, then her ass, which makes her purr
Voyeur @ f/64
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Voyeur @ f/64
Quote by kistinspencil
He came home in his own pickup truck
unusual, touched by good luck?
his ripe blonde was nude
all wet for her dude
but he's drunk and unable to fuck.
So a duet:
She pulled out her old friend Big Eddie
and started a pace nice and steady
If your hubby's a drunk
with a peter all shrunk
best keep a nice toy at the ready
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When he saw that all had gone to sleep,
he sneaked into one room with no peep
and she allowed his brass
cock to go in her ass
until it shoots out a huge cum heap.
he sneaked into one room with no peep
and she allowed his brass
cock to go in her ass
until it shoots out a huge cum heap.
Voyeur @ f/64
She thought me a man when I said hello
and looked with some doubt when I said "Ah, no."
So I took a quick pic
to prove I've no dick
just a sweet little puss like hers below
and looked with some doubt when I said "Ah, no."
So I took a quick pic
to prove I've no dick
just a sweet little puss like hers below
Voyeur @ f/64
My girlfriend isn't awfully particular
'bout which finger I use when I tickle her
with index and middle
together I'll fiddle
her cunt and her rose to make her purr
'bout which finger I use when I tickle her
with index and middle
together I'll fiddle
her cunt and her rose to make her purr
Voyeur @ f/64
Got that new Lesbian Kama Sutra
Anything particular that would suit ya?
Standing? Laying? Bent?
It's girl heaven sent
with a feeldoe thrown in as a two'fa
Anything particular that would suit ya?
Standing? Laying? Bent?
It's girl heaven sent
with a feeldoe thrown in as a two'fa
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The girls both had similar ambitions:
A yen to break with traditions.
So they got Kristin's book
Gave it a look
And tried out a lot of positions.
A yen to break with traditions.
So they got Kristin's book
Gave it a look
And tried out a lot of positions.
Voyeur @ f/64
Ever want a guy, shave that cunt hair away
Wanda Jane taunts me mean, but I just say
I don't want no boy
only girls are my joy
'sides, your momma likes it nasty that way
Wanda Jane taunts me mean, but I just say
I don't want no boy
only girls are my joy
'sides, your momma likes it nasty that way
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I once knew this chick who was named Vick
who performed on me this sneaky trick
of sitting on my face
and letting this guy place
tongue on clit before she rode my dick.
who performed on me this sneaky trick
of sitting on my face
and letting this guy place
tongue on clit before she rode my dick.
Voyeur @ f/64
Sweet Alice loved the old-fashioned ways
corsets with silk ties and bone stays
she'd flash me her fanny
while dressed like a nanny
In the hope that I'd peach her for days
corsets with silk ties and bone stays
she'd flash me her fanny
while dressed like a nanny
In the hope that I'd peach her for days
Voyeur @ f/64
So you've slept with a man haven't you?
When you were done did you grin or boo?
From between her thighs,
I ask to her eyes.
Just eat me babe -- I'll tell when we're through.
When you were done did you grin or boo?
From between her thighs,
I ask to her eyes.
Just eat me babe -- I'll tell when we're through.
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She said I won't live like a nun
Being bi means double the fun
I get fucked by a man
The way no woman can
As long as they leave when they're done.
Being bi means double the fun
I get fucked by a man
The way no woman can
As long as they leave when they're done.
Voyeur @ f/64
Quote by dlcalguy
She said I won't live like a nun
Being bi means double the fun
I get fucked by a man
The way no woman can
As long as they leave when they're done.
With a 'ceding tilt of my head
'fore I journey off to my bed
the winning retort
In this idle sport
goes to you and your bi way instead
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Quote by kistinspencil
With a 'ceding tilt of my head
'fore I journey off to my bed
the winning retort
In this idle sport
goes to you and your bi way instead
With your limerick game so fine
I knew I had to raise mine
But to be the best
Is a chimeric quest
I hope to amuse, not outshine.
Quantum Tease
Of this forum I wasn't aware
'Till I saw tracks of two friends there
Tho' one hand is busy
Sending me to a tizzy
I thought a short verse I'd share
'Till I saw tracks of two friends there
Tho' one hand is busy
Sending me to a tizzy
I thought a short verse I'd share
Quantum Tease
Kistin's tastes I'm beginning to learn
Though much is left to discern
'Tis time for hands-on
As onward I'm drawn
More knowledge always I yearn
Though much is left to discern
'Tis time for hands-on
As onward I'm drawn
More knowledge always I yearn
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She walked in and saw this nude blonde chick
riding on a cock that was so thick
but that was before she
saw a man who might be
rubbing his dick and doing it quick.
riding on a cock that was so thick
but that was before she
saw a man who might be
rubbing his dick and doing it quick.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by lynnwitt
Kistin's tastes I'm beginning to learn
Though much is left to discern
'Tis time for hands-on
As onward I'm drawn
More knowledge always I yearn
Whilst KristinsPencil could treat
Lynn to a lesson in heat
I think each of you
Could teach a thing or two
Please report back when training's complete.
Voyeur @ f/64
I got a new camera remote
that to lady lust time I'll devote
recording each act
for carnal impact
and produce a new book to promote
that to lady lust time I'll devote
recording each act
for carnal impact
and produce a new book to promote
Quantum Tease
A book's in the offing, it seems
To be filled with items of dreams
With close-ups galore
It'll soon hit the store
And be greeted by passionate screams!
The color of coffee, her skin
I wondered just where to begin
Her legs open wide
'Tis all pink inside
Inviting me to dive right in
To be filled with items of dreams
With close-ups galore
It'll soon hit the store
And be greeted by passionate screams!
The color of coffee, her skin
I wondered just where to begin
Her legs open wide
'Tis all pink inside
Inviting me to dive right in
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She turned her head and looked with a smile
at me rubbing my cock with such style
before I shoved my brass
dick deep into her ass
and shot a cum stream long as a mile.
at me rubbing my cock with such style
before I shoved my brass
dick deep into her ass
and shot a cum stream long as a mile.
Voyeur @ f/64
At Miss Barton's Finishing School
head mistress will suffer no fool.
Won't eat her cunt,
miserable runt?
Then birch on your ass she will tool.
head mistress will suffer no fool.
Won't eat her cunt,
miserable runt?
Then birch on your ass she will tool.
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Instead of staying in that one pool,
I walked in and felt like a dumb fool
for I saw some blonde gal
share the cock of my pal
with my wife which indeed was uncool.
I walked in and felt like a dumb fool
for I saw some blonde gal
share the cock of my pal
with my wife which indeed was uncool.
Voyeur @ f/64
Yes, I shared his dick with her that's true
leaving your stones so painfully blue
had never shared pal
with that other gal
it was her cunt I already knew
leaving your stones so painfully blue
had never shared pal
with that other gal
it was her cunt I already knew
Voyeur @ f/64
Taking pictures one day in the park
I met a young girl who was stark
naked and gay
wanting to play
so we fucked in the bushes till dark
I met a young girl who was stark
naked and gay
wanting to play
so we fucked in the bushes till dark
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One day, I met an old college chum
who still looks not at all like a bum
and allows this one dude
to let himself get nude
and fuck her hard until he shot cum.
who still looks not at all like a bum
and allows this one dude
to let himself get nude
and fuck her hard until he shot cum.
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He woke up and saw that he was nude
on a beach and next to that one dude
was a chick seeing rock
hard his own attached cock
became with others who thought them crude.
on a beach and next to that one dude
was a chick seeing rock
hard his own attached cock
became with others who thought them crude.
Voyeur @ f/64
We were fucking, making such noise
he found me, my girl, and our toys
Want a divorce!
No worry, of course
I've vids of him sucking off boys
he found me, my girl, and our toys
Want a divorce!
No worry, of course
I've vids of him sucking off boys
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She looked with a smile at how the mass
of my cock became that of pure brass
before she grabbed it and
sucked on it truly grand
while she was getting fucked in the ass.
of my cock became that of pure brass
before she grabbed it and
sucked on it truly grand
while she was getting fucked in the ass.