Lush Limericks

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Can we resurrect limericks? I'm not poetic, but I am awfully filthy. I'll write a limerick for anyone that cares to be immortalized in trivial filth.

There once was a woman named Sandy

She appeared to be quite handy.

She stroked 40 cocks and knocked off their socks,

Yet continues to be quite randy.

Or how about just an old classic?

There once was a young man from Kent

With a cock so long that it bent.

To save himself trouble,

he stuck it in double,

So instead of cumming, he went.

Limericks are much fun to write, 

'Haps laying in bed for the night. 

Express that hot need,

By shooting your seed, 

And burst in poetic delight.

She invited me into her bed

To lie 'twixt her legs which were spread

It didn't take long

To evoke that song

At a volume to wake the dead

It's true that I'm known to be randy

True again that I eat pussies like candy

And shoving my cock,

Spurting cum in the lock

Of a quim owned by a girl name of Mandy!

Three friends, straight, gay, and trans

Decide to try some big plans

All three of them were jocks

And two of them had cocks

Plus a red dildo with oversized glans.

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They started out on a king-sized bed

With each giving another some head

Which progressed to insertin'

And later to spurtin'

Up each other's warm, quivering spread

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Exhausted, they rolled on their backs

While caressing each other's warm sacs

Then they started to twitch

And developed an itch

To commence some more organ attacks

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I thought I knew all the tricks

But she definitely had new licks

The things she did

Put my head in a spin

And now I'm up for new kicks!

A flexible young man named Kimber

Was so astonishingly limber

That one day it did pass

He came inside his own ass

And next morning's wood was like timber!

A sexy young Bear name of James

Stayed friendly with all his old flames

They'd often come by

So they could cum on his thigh

As they'd play all his Polar Bear games!

There was a young lady named Rose

She had a certain way with her prose

She could ignite a fire

With words that I admire

And entice me to take off my clothes

She was open to experiment

To deviation she gave assent

Now enjoying new things

And spreading wide her wings

Orgasms are truly magnificent

I am utterly delighted by all of these. Thank you so much! I submitted a lengthy limerick to see if it would be published. I've not seen limericks published on the site, but my search wasn't exhaustive. If not, I will share here.

These are so much fun. thank you for brightening my day!

There was a great author called Annie

Who had the quite delicious fanny

Her love lips went all red

Wrapped around my purple head

I can only dream about being her man-eh!

A lady named Jill likes to flirt

And in this she's really overt

No panties wearing

Her assets sharing

Her lovers receive a large squirt

An apostate Lesbian I know
Has been doing men on the down low
She still dives on muff
And other girl-girl stuff
But she only does it for show.

Muff diving is quite a great sport

Or at least I have heard that report

For innocence pure

'Tis me, I'm sure

And that I would never distort!

There once was a FriskyFlower.

He has a specific power. 

He shows me his meat.

It feels oh so sweet,

And he makes me scream for hours.

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This Flower was quite a surprise,

When he held my smoldering eyes.

He’d lift up my feet 

And bite on my seat. 

So cruel, that the time always flies.

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FriskyFlower was so adept.

My flower would always accept.

That lick felt so good,

He sucked that hot hood.

The bite on my clit… I just leapt!

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The treatment offered, quite royal.

My body was starting to boil.

I was so ready,

My hips thrust up steady, 

My juices flowed like sweet oil.

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The hunger grew deep in my core.

I could not help but want more.

I bit his hard chest,

Pushed him back for a rest, 

Then proceeded to coax his roar. 

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Our passion was turning to fight.

This lust was becoming a sight.

His body was fire,

I felt the desire.

My mouth on his cock; he took flight.

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His hard dick behind me, I need.

I enjoy the thrusting, hot feed.

His hips bucking hard,

In my luscious backyard.

My pussy to take his thick seed. 

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Our passion's excitingly wild,

To think that it started quite mild.

Our eyes in the mirror,

As if to see clearer,

I was completely beguiled.

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The battle is somewhat hard won.

My body and his become one.

The slap of our skin,

I feel it within.

The tremors of synchronous cum.

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Writhing and panting - A wreck!

I felt that hot kiss on my neck.

My body just melted,

More than I expected.

He caused the desired effect.

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Caressing in dying twilight.

As day submits to dark night.

We lay in the bed,

His chest holds my head.

Legs tangled and bodies wrapped tight.

Quote by Sandra47

An epic!

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An epic!

I completely agree with Lynn! Amazing work! Congratulations!

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Quote by Sandra47

An epic!

I completely agree with Lynn! Amazing work! Congratulations!

Thank you. They don't publish limericks in the stories so I will be posting here. The limericks are fun and I think I'm freer with them, than developing story content. I appreciate the feedback. 😀 critical, constructive feedback is always welcome, of course.

She tossed out an epic rhyme

Which took a whole lot of time

And when she was through

We knew what she'd do

When in bed with that fellow she'd climb!

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She tossed out an epic rhyme

Which took a whole lot of time

And when she was through

We knew what she'd do

When in bed with that fellow she'd climb!

I love it!!

Sandra, a talented scribe

Found that limericks were really her vibe

They met plaudits profound

And cheers all around

For she'd found a new kind of tribe!

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Quote by Sandra47

Here in the morning early

Some folks can be rather surly

A cup of java

They'll say brava

And turn on smiles quite pearly