My girl wears a strapon, of course.
With a phallus the size of a horse.
I guess you could say,
In a most perverse way,
That I’m an equestrian of sorts.
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Lush Limericks
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Quote by tams_back_yay
I know a cute peeper named Tam
At the glass she waits till I am
naked and ready
toy pulsing steady
then flips on her video cam
Active Ink Slinger
With vids of the homemade variety
To alleviate performance anxiety
I don a mask
When I bend to the task
So none know of my impropriety.
To alleviate performance anxiety
I don a mask
When I bend to the task
So none know of my impropriety.
Active Ink Slinger
Sam was naked while she looked at Kyle
and sucked on his hard dick for a while
before he had the luck
of giving a hard fuck
to her pussy and with such a smile.
and sucked on his hard dick for a while
before he had the luck
of giving a hard fuck
to her pussy and with such a smile.
da Bear
OK, this is going somewhat overboard, but I just noticed this thread, and noticed it was started by Naughty Annie, so, with your forgiveness, here is:
An Ode to NaughtyAnnie's Fannie
A naughty young woman named Annie
Fell in love with her very own fanny
She thought, our Ms. Harrison,
It beyond all comparison
And a home for a dildo called Manny.
Her fanny, she'd learned how to poke it
Stuff it full of toys stiff as oak, it
Was a source of great groans
Also sighs, screams, and moans,
Had she also a cock, she would stroke it.
Her breasts she’d learned how to handle
While inventing new uses for candle
Balancing cups on her mound
Posting photos all ‘round
Also girls she was yearning to dandle.
But her favourite part of this fanny
Was the clit she’d shift like a tranny
Shifting fast, shifting slow
‘Til her mind’s set to blow
With orgasms so great they’re uncanny.
She loves to go out in the buff
Showing tits, ass, and mostly shaved muff,
Flashing off private parts
As in Renaissance arts
It’s as if she can’t get quite enough.
Yet her singular virtue, I avow
It’s her humour that does us all wow
She loves life with her heart
And she’s taken the part
Of showing us how to love now!
So she’ll tease, tempt, and woo us
(While trying to screw us)
Show us to how to have fun
‘Fore our time here is done
Getting us to flash folks on the bus!
To NaughtyAnnie!
An Ode to NaughtyAnnie's Fannie
A naughty young woman named Annie
Fell in love with her very own fanny
She thought, our Ms. Harrison,
It beyond all comparison
And a home for a dildo called Manny.
Her fanny, she'd learned how to poke it
Stuff it full of toys stiff as oak, it
Was a source of great groans
Also sighs, screams, and moans,
Had she also a cock, she would stroke it.
Her breasts she’d learned how to handle
While inventing new uses for candle
Balancing cups on her mound
Posting photos all ‘round
Also girls she was yearning to dandle.
But her favourite part of this fanny
Was the clit she’d shift like a tranny
Shifting fast, shifting slow
‘Til her mind’s set to blow
With orgasms so great they’re uncanny.
She loves to go out in the buff
Showing tits, ass, and mostly shaved muff,
Flashing off private parts
As in Renaissance arts
It’s as if she can’t get quite enough.
Yet her singular virtue, I avow
It’s her humour that does us all wow
She loves life with her heart
And she’s taken the part
Of showing us how to love now!
So she’ll tease, tempt, and woo us
(While trying to screw us)
Show us to how to have fun
‘Fore our time here is done
Getting us to flash folks on the bus!
To NaughtyAnnie!
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Active Ink Slinger
At a friend's party, we found Jane nude
and looking with a smile at this dude
named Nash like she's waiting
for him to give fucking
of the ass without sounding too crude.
and looking with a smile at this dude
named Nash like she's waiting
for him to give fucking
of the ass without sounding too crude.
Can we resurrect limericks? I'm not poetic, but I am awfully filthy. I'll write a limerick for anyone that cares to be immortalized in trivial filth.
There once was a woman named Sandy
She appeared to be quite handy.
She stroked 40 cocks and knocked off their socks,
Yet continues to be quite randy.
Gentleman Stranger
Or how about just an old classic?
There once was a young man from Kent
With a cock so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
he stuck it in double,
So instead of cumming, he went.
Quantum Tease
She invited me into her bed
To lie 'twixt her legs which were spread
It didn't take long
To evoke that song
At a volume to wake the dead
da Bear
It's true that I'm known to be randy
True again that I eat pussies like candy
And shoving my cock,
Spurting cum in the lock
Of a quim owned by a girl name of Mandy!
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
da Bear
Three friends, straight, gay, and trans
Decide to try some big plans
All three of them were jocks
And two of them had cocks
Plus a red dildo with oversized glans.
.
They started out on a king-sized bed
With each giving another some head
Which progressed to insertin'
And later to spurtin'
Up each other's warm, quivering spread
.
Exhausted, they rolled on their backs
While caressing each other's warm sacs
Then they started to twitch
And developed an itch
To commence some more organ attacks
.
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Quantum Tease
I thought I knew all the tricks
But she definitely had new licks
The things she did
Put my head in a spin
And now I'm up for new kicks!
da Bear
A flexible young man named Kimber
Was so astonishingly limber
That one day it did pass
He came inside his own ass
And next morning's wood was like timber!
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
da Bear
A sexy young Bear name of James
Stayed friendly with all his old flames
They'd often come by
So they could cum on his thigh
As they'd play all his Polar Bear games!
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Active Ink Slinger
There was a young lady named Rose
She had a certain way with her prose
She could ignite a fire
With words that I admire
And entice me to take off my clothes
Active Ink Slinger
She was open to experiment
To deviation she gave assent
Now enjoying new things
And spreading wide her wings
Orgasms are truly magnificent
Quantum Tease
A lady named Jill likes to flirt
And in this she's really overt
No panties wearing
Her assets sharing
Her lovers receive a large squirt
Active Ink Slinger
An apostate Lesbian I know
Has been doing men on the down low
She still dives on muff
And other girl-girl stuff
But she only does it for show.
Quantum Tease
Muff diving is quite a great sport
Or at least I have heard that report
For innocence pure
'Tis me, I'm sure
And that I would never distort!
There once was a FriskyFlower.
He has a specific power.
He shows me his meat.
It feels oh so sweet,
And he makes me scream for hours.
.
This Flower was quite a surprise,
When he held my smoldering eyes.
He’d lift up my feet
And bite on my seat.
So cruel, that the time always flies.
.
FriskyFlower was so adept.
My flower would always accept.
That lick felt so good,
He sucked that hot hood.
The bite on my clit… I just leapt!
.
The treatment offered, quite royal.
My body was starting to boil.
I was so ready,
My hips thrust up steady,
My juices flowed like sweet oil.
.
The hunger grew deep in my core.
I could not help but want more.
I bit his hard chest,
Pushed him back for a rest,
Then proceeded to coax his roar.
.
Our passion was turning to fight.
This lust was becoming a sight.
His body was fire,
I felt the desire.
My mouth on his cock; he took flight.
.
His hard dick behind me, I need.
I enjoy the thrusting, hot feed.
His hips bucking hard,
In my luscious backyard.
My pussy to take his thick seed.
.
Our passion's excitingly wild,
To think that it started quite mild.
Our eyes in the mirror,
As if to see clearer,
I was completely beguiled.
.
The battle is somewhat hard won.
My body and his become one.
The slap of our skin,
I feel it within.
The tremors of synchronous cum.
.
Writhing and panting - A wreck!
I felt that hot kiss on my neck.
My body just melted,
More than I expected.
He caused the desired effect.
.
Caressing in dying twilight.
As day submits to dark night.
We lay in the bed,
His chest holds my head.
Legs tangled and bodies wrapped tight.
da Bear
Quote by Sandra47
Quote by lynnwitt
Quote by Sandra47
An epic!
I completely agree with Lynn! Amazing work! Congratulations!
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Quote by Sandra47
Quote by lynnwitt
Quote by Sandra47
An epic!
I completely agree with Lynn! Amazing work! Congratulations!
Thank you. They don't publish limericks in the stories so I will be posting here. The limericks are fun and I think I'm freer with them, than developing story content. I appreciate the feedback. 😀 critical, constructive feedback is always welcome, of course.
Quantum Tease
She tossed out an epic rhyme
Which took a whole lot of time
And when she was through
We knew what she'd do
When in bed with that fellow she'd climb!
da Bear
Sandra, a talented scribe
Found that limericks were really her vibe
They met plaudits profound
And cheers all around
For she'd found a new kind of tribe!
.
Quote by Sandra47
An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Quantum Tease
Here in the morning early
Some folks can be rather surly
A cup of java
They'll say brava
And turn on smiles quite pearly