Lush Limericks

There once was a girl named Miranda

Who was very fond of bananas

She said with a grin

As she stuffed one in

They last SO much longer than a man......yeah

😀

There once was a randy young lass,

So full of vigour and sass.

She bought a strap-on,

A big rubber dong,

And pegged all the guys up the ass.

The weather is turning quite warmer

Which brings out my inner performer

When struck by the mood

To the deck - in the nude

I guess I'm a nudest transformer

Quote by lynnwitt

The weather is turning quite warmer

Which brings out my inner performer

When struck by the mood

To the deck - in the nude

I guess I'm a nudest transformer

So, when the weather turns mild,

Our witty Lynne, she turns wild.

To be dressed she loathes,

She strips off her clothes,

And sunbathes in naught but a smile.

Hi Lynn,

I hope you don't mind my response to your limerick.

Quote by WilliamGrey

I hope you don't mind my response to your limerick.

Of course I do not mind!

A Limerick For Cocksuckers

A fellow who loved to give head,
Found joy when a man was in bed.
He'd open up wide,
With a cock deep inside,
And swallow the seed that was shed.

There once was a girl from Carolina

Who had a thing for vaginas

She said at first taste

As I sat on her face

I'll lick yours

If you'll lick mine.... AHHH!

😋

Quote by sharyleah

Cute!