Lush Limericks

There once was a girl named Miranda

Who was very fond of bananas

She said with a grin

As she stuffed one in

They last SO much longer than a man......yeah

😀

There once was a randy young lass,

So full of vigour and sass.

She bought a strap-on,

A big rubber dong,

And pegged all the guys up the ass.

The weather is turning quite warmer

Which brings out my inner performer

When struck by the mood

To the deck - in the nude

I guess I'm a nudest transformer

Quote by lynnwitt

The weather is turning quite warmer

Which brings out my inner performer

When struck by the mood

To the deck - in the nude

I guess I'm a nudest transformer

So, when the weather turns mild,

Our witty Lynne, she turns wild.

To be dressed she loathes,

She strips off her clothes,

And sunbathes in naught but a smile.

Hi Lynn,

I hope you don't mind my response to your limerick.

Quote by WilliamGrey

I hope you don't mind my response to your limerick.

Of course I do not mind!

A Limerick For Cocksuckers

A fellow who loved to give head,
Found joy when a man was in bed.
He'd open up wide,
With a cock deep inside,
And swallow the seed that was shed.

There once was a girl from Carolina

Who had a thing for vaginas

She said at first taste

As I sat on her face

I'll lick yours

If you'll lick mine.... AHHH!

😋

Quote by sharyleah

Cute!

Two women checked into Room Nine,

And agreed that the view was divine.     

They ordered champagne,     

Got lost in the rain,

And by midnight their lips met the Rhine.

In a hotel room, soft and bright,

Two lovers embraced in the night.

With vibrators in hand,

They created a band,

Of whispers and moans—pure delight.

Quote by apptobebad

And by midnight their lips met the Rhine.

🙄

In the Rhine, the Rhinemaidens they joined

To chase what Alberich had purloined

Sapphic lust then ensued

Which not much did preclude

With every combination enjoined

(well, the meter is awkward, but.... 😇 )

At first they both thought it was fine

To use a map and then follow a sign

But lost on the way

They made love in the hay

A harvest they both loved to combine

Quote by apptobebad

In a hotel room, soft and bright,

...

Of whispers and moans—pure delight.

The walls of the room were thin

So that which transpired within

Was knowledge to all

Who walked down the hall

From when they began to the end

So often the case.

Quote by lynnwitt

The walls of the room were thin

So that which transpired within

Was knowledge to all

Who walked down the hall

From when they began to the end

Many can relate,,,,lol