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Susan
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"I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it."



"I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins."
Batman
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Bravo Susan.

It's a great dream. Wish we all could do just that.

Bat
techgoddess
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Here's one I like a lot:

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.

Three Bourbons And A Beached Mule - A redhead walks into a bar…

Jake, Not From State Farm - He came to service the HVAC system...

Bob Jones And The Incorrigible Co-Ed ~ Part One - College sex mixed with light humor. 😉

Let It Burn - My latest micro about love and lust from the male perspective.
Batman
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I agree.

Now WOMAN, git in the kicth'n a git me a sandwich.

Bat
Batman
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It's where you go to make food for us and wash dishes while we play with parts of your body.

Opps. giving away secrets.

Bat
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See, this is why women shouldn't need watches.

They can just use the kitchen stove clock.


I am just kidding!!
techgoddess
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Quote by roccotool
See, this is why women shouldn't need watches.

They can just use the kitchen stove clock.


I am just kidding!!


LOL...that is one of my son's favorite jokes along with this one:

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman.

He too is just kidding before anyone thinks I have raised a sexist son!

Three Bourbons And A Beached Mule - A redhead walks into a bar…

Jake, Not From State Farm - He came to service the HVAC system...

Bob Jones And The Incorrigible Co-Ed ~ Part One - College sex mixed with light humor. 😉

Let It Burn - My latest micro about love and lust from the male perspective.
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That's a good one..

My ex used to say Women drivers no survivors.
Sillyxbabyxo
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I like the quotes! lol (:
"Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far far away from here."