"I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it."
"I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins."
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Here's one I like a lot:
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.
I agree.
Now WOMAN, git in the kicth'n a git me a sandwich.
Bat
It's where you go to make food for us and wash dishes while we play with parts of your body.
Opps. giving away secrets.
Bat
See, this is why women shouldn't need watches.
They can just use the kitchen stove clock.
I am just kidding!!
That's a good one..
My ex used to say Women drivers no survivors.
I like the quotes! lol (:
"Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far far away from here."
Bravo Susan.
