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Birthday gifts...

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He lives on the other side of the world.
I don't got his adress, I have no money to spend on new hot lingerie to show off to him, I got nothing in my head to write a story.
His birthday is coming up, though it's not a big deal to him, I really want it to be special, cause I love the fact that he's born and I have the privilege to know him.

Help me brainstorm, please.
how about a poem about what you like about him? or a virtual IOU for a a flash of nipple or something to that effect...
I feel your pain haha. hb74 has her birthday soon and I'm clueless. She even said she's never gotten any birthday presents so she doesn't even know any suggestions.
Guess we'll just go shopping when I visit her in July.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
Well the gift turned out to be... "So I wanted to do this and that and wrap me up in a blue ribbon and dance it off but I realised I couldn't do that it would be too time consuming. then I started writing you a story about how I sent you a big box with two ladies for you to instruct the way you like... but the computer restarted and two pages gone got me rather uninspired. ANd I wanted to do lots of things and..." Yada yada yada.
So when he finally got online and opened up my cam I was very very cute and busy thinking of him and he called me up and from that part I say no more.
But he said it's the thought that counts and he was sure he would have liked the story.
just got him a new flashlight masturbator..it's hot and i am sure he will definitely like it..and moreover you will not face any problem in buying it as you dont need to go to store..its available in most of the online store..you just have to make an order and it will reach in his hand..
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Haha, if you knew him. you'd know he would never hold a masturbator that wasn't a human in his hand.
And I would face problems in buying it.

"I don't got his adress, I have no money to spend"
Write him a letter, you may choose between reciting it to him or just sending to him via e-mail on his bday. A simple but whole heartedly uttered "I LOVE YOU" when you both go online and maybe on a phone call, would make a special present.
LOL it works for me.

and maybe if you can put him to sleep (while on phone)

or

make him buy a slice of his favorite flavor of cake and you'll buy too, then go for a web cam session. then you can have a date. hehehe

are my suggestions kinda weird?? smile
anyways... you might try to consider it.
Quote by Loislane
how about a poem about what you like about him? or a virtual IOU for a a flash of nipple or something to that effect...



smile I wish i could receive a present like this one.