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Gill and Adi's Lush Relationship Guide

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adi_me33
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Quote by Gillianleeeza


I'm removing my eyelashes as we speak, lest I accidentally bat them at someone. OUCH, OUCH, I have a lot of lashes. I guess licking my lips seductively is out as well. I hope not, I'm fond of my tongue. I've taught it a lot.3nQ96kkPHaAd3amc



Damn it! Licked my lips. Gill...sunglasses...don't kill your lashes. Eyes down at all times. Complain all the time. Visit the vending machine

Almost forgot to call you a slut. Don't want people thinking I have trouble makers for friends.
trinket
Convict
Quote by adi_me33


Damn it! Licked my lips. Gill...sunglasses...don't kill your lashes. Eyes down at all times. Complain all the time. Visit the vending machine

Almost forgot to call you a slut. Don't want people thinking I have trouble makers for friends.



You've never called ME a slut you BITCH!
adi_me33
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You've never called ME a slut you BITCH!



That's because you're a whore. Don't get it twisted. BBF
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Quote by adi_me33


That's because you're a whore. Don't get it twisted. BBF


Wait there is a difference between a whore and a slut. One talks the other don't. Damn this dementia, I can't remember which one.
adi_me33
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Quote by trinket



You can't call me a whore. I ain't seen any money yet. I'm not giving it away for free.



Oh you'll get paid. Eventually sweetie darling
adi_me33
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Quote by Boogie_Man


Wait there is a difference between a whore and a slut. One talks the other don't. Damn this dementia, I can't remember which one.


Either one will remind you. Just sayin'....always carry cash. That'd be wise.
Gillianleeeza
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Quote by adi_me33


Either one will remind you. Just sayin'....always carry cash. That'd be wise.


I'm saving my cash for the vending machine. Bitch/whore/slut, you do realize everyone will not only think we're crazy but discover we actually are, lol.

New Guideline: #???Assume everyone is crazy until proven otherwise. (Myself though, I think being called crazy is a compliment)
adi_me33
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Quote by Gillianleeeza


I'm saving my cash for the vending machine. Bitch/whore/slut, you do realize everyone will not only think we're crazy but discover we actually are, lol.

New Guideline: #???Assume everyone is crazy until proven otherwise. (Myself though, I think being called crazy is a compliment)


Guideline above renumbered <<i can make up words>>#1A
adi_me33
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Love you to death
Gillianleeeza
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Love you to death


Love both you guys

@Trinket, you know if I ever end up with a granddaughter I will never be able to buy her Barbies, lol. You've forever changed how I see those damn things.
adi_me33
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Right...#8004

When you finally decide you are in over your head, simply and silently, delete your profile. Tell no one you are leaving so no one will suspect you when creating your new Lush profile.

........this may make some of you think "Adi's been snorting glitter again", I assure you I never stopped. But these are Lush Relationship guidlines sweety, and this seems to be how you "walk away" on Lush....I'm outta glitter again
trinket
Convict
Quote by adi_me33
Right...#8004

When you finally decide you are in over your head, simply and silently, delete your profile. Tell no one you are leaving so no one will suspect you when creating your new Lush profile.

........this may make some of you think "Adi's been snorting glitter again", I assure you I never stopped. But these are Lush Relationship guidlines sweety, and this seems to be how you "walk away" on Lush....I'm outta glitter again



You've got it all wrong BBF. You don't go silently. You go out with a bang! (Heh). Do something that's gonna get you temporarily in LG. (lush jail) for a long temporarily. That will piss you off SO much, you delete yourself. You have to reel it in a bit though if you go too far, there is a very thin line between suspension and a forever "disappearance". Tread carefully. Trust me.
adi_me33
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Quote by trinket



You've got it all wrong BBF. You don't go silently. You go out with a bang! (Heh). Do something that's gonna get you temporarily in LG. (lush jail) for a long temporarily. That will piss you off SO much, you delete yourself. You have to reel it in a bit though if you go too far, there is a very thin line between suspension and a forever "disappearance". Tread carefully. Trust me.



And finally... really? My exit must be dramatic...I'm already working on the score....there are really many options when making your grand exit. You can also suspend your own account. Come back later. As still you. But what fun is that really? And Lush is all about fun.
Dirty_D
Head Nurse
Quote by HeraTeleia
Guideline #whatever: Never have the temerity to believe that you are someone's friend until you have had actual, face-to-face contact with them. Exceptions to this rule exist, but the minutiae of these exceptions would fill a page.


HEYYYYY we ARE friends... just....life...
Gillianleeeza
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I'd almost forgotten this thread. It is a bit weird when someone deletes their account and returns as a "new" person. Especially when you discover them doing it and call them out on it. Heads up people, some of you misspell the same words and use the same phrases. It's a dead giveaway. Oh and those of you who have more than one account, really what is up with that. I know on the internet you can be anyone you want. Strange how many people choose to have multiple personality disorder.
HeraTeleia
Top Shot
Quote by Dirty_D


HEYYYYY we ARE friends... just....life...


Yup, definitely real actual true-to-life friends...I have your cell and you have mine. Plus you know that should you ever escape Florida and need a place to stay, my guest bedroom (sounds so weird to say that...new house has a "bonus" room that is currently my study but has a fold-up guest bed) is always available.

And yah, life...crazy busy with the start of school for the boys, work, and...yup, life in general.
Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!
Verbal
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I'd almost forgotten this thread. It is a bit weird when someone deletes their account and returns as a "new" person. Especially when you discover them doing it and call them out on it. Heads up people, some of you misspell the same words and use the same phrases. It's a dead giveaway. Oh and those of you who have more than one account, really what is up with that. I know on the internet you can be anyone you want. Strange how many people choose to have multiple personality disorder.


Busted. I am really Magical Felix. I am amazed no one has figured that out.

Love this thread, btw.
adi_me33
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Quote by Verbal


Busted. I am really Magical Felix. I am amazed no one has figured that out.

Love this thread, btw.


I knew it you psycho! And....ummm...I gotta go. Lol
LaylaJune
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I can't think of anything to say, really, but I like this thread and I thought I would bring it to the forefront again. Well, since tomorrow is Halloween: BOO!!
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We're all consenting adults so do what you want to.
Gillianleeeza
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Quote by LaylaJune
I can't think of anything to say, really, but I like this thread and I thought I would bring it to the forefront again. Well, since tomorrow is Halloween: BOO!!


Thank you, we had a lot of fun with this thread.

I'll just repeat my favorite advice. BE NICE and if you can't manage that at least be polite.
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Be upfront with what you are looking for. Don't waste anyone's time with games and bullshit. Don't throw yourself at anyone. Don't be desperate and needy. Be someone someone needs. Inspire. Be kind and considerate. Don't put up with less than you are worthy of and what you deserve.

Know your worth. Don't chase anyone if they walk out. They aren't worth chasing.

It's better to be alone than to settle.

And oh yeah, don't be a douche canoe.
Gillianleeeza
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Quote by Barbielicious


And oh yeah, don't be a douche canoe.


Douche canoe, I'm stealing that if you don't mind.

Also don't lie.

Sorry I had to stop for a minute, I almost choked on my water. It seems most everyone lies here and some do it so well.

I have no idea anymore what's real and what's not. Or who for that matter.

I think I've fallen down the rabbit hole. That's not a good place for me. If I disappear, you'll know I got stuck in there.
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People lying online? Lmao. We don't really know what people are or who they are in real life.

Almost everyone lies here? How would you know if everyone was lying?

I'm pretty sure lie detectors don't work.

I think some portray how they'd like to be seen or viewed. It's the web but actions speak volumes.

Few know the real me. Everyone else only skims the surface.

I could add don't be a c word as well. Lmao.

I don't care if you lie but how you treat me. If I block someone I don't unblock them usually.
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A humourous and fun thread to read.

What's important in any relationship is trust. If you don't have that then you're fucked (not in a good way). This website is full of horny people, and some of those are lonely. People make connections with each other and form relationships, whether that's friendship or sexual. People form lifelong relationships, others change their relationship status more than I change my knickers. Emotional intelligence is key in any relationship and how you react to situations.

Overmykneenow wrote a very funny and very real side of online relationships... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/circle-of-friends.aspx

Whichever you choose, look after yourself mentally.
adi_me33
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Quote by Gillianleeeza


Douche canoe, I'm stealing that if you don't mind.

Also don't lie.

Sorry I had to stop for a minute, I almost choked on my water. It seems most everyone lies here and some do it so well.

I have no idea anymore what's real and what's not. Or who for that matter.

I think I've fallen down the rabbit hole. That's not a good place for me. If I disappear, you'll know I got stuck in there.


Hurry up then! I've been waiting down here forever! You know I'm usually down there someplace.

As for the lying thing......when I first joined Lush I trusted every single person here. After a few months of....wtf's....I trusted NO ONE. I have finally come to not giving a fuck. I came to have fun, and yes, to escape reality. Much better than being a drug addict. I think any who....I completely trust ONE person. I know this person is legit and I am growing madder and madder as she is late for tea again!!

I say everyone here tells lies. Like...I'm wearing pink panties today (I really have no panties on) And I don't see an issue with that kind of lie. But in an actual LUSH relationship, friendships or more, at least be honest about who you are. Don't tell someone you care for them while you are knowingly fucking them over. It's just not right.
adi_me33
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Busted. I am really Magical Felix. I am amazed no one has figured that out.

Love this thread, btw.


This is the shit that drove me mad for months. God my real life was obviously boring as fuck! I still think you are Felix and if you are him ....you are me as well....