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How can you resist?

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WellMadeMale
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ko...I am a member of aff. I am not making fun of them. Moar Power To Them.

But...

How can you resist...

I am a single, horny white man that needs to be screwed somethin terrible.Are you the woman for me?Do you like to have someone who does more than go to sleep after sex, does more than open his pants and screw you without any thought to pleasing you FIRST with foreplay?Do you like or want a man that LOVES to give massages all over your body and especially feet?Well then, this is all me sweethearts.I just told you almost everything there is to know about me..except that I am from California and that I am a Scorpion.You can find out more about me by reading about them. IF you want to be made LOVE to that is...hurry beautiful.Im soooooo horny and HARD!!!!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
classy
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jeez that guy is desperate .
mercianknight
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Makes me feel good about my own 'chat up' lines.
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SweetPenny
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mmmmm....this guy really knows how to work the ladies
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Mmmmmm are you sure that's not you WMM ha ha
Is that your real piccy. You know you wanna pound us Lush women hard Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
WellMadeMale
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Quote by HoneyBee000
Mmmmmm are you sure that's not you WMM ha ha
Is that your real piccy. You know you wanna pound us Lush women hard Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr


My mustache comes in all gray. Fortunately, I have acquired mad photosphop skillz. All my photos are doctorized
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Quote by HoneyBee000
Mmmmmm are you sure that's not you WMM ha ha
Is that your real piccy. You know you wanna pound us Lush women hard Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr


My mustache comes in all gray. Fortunately, I have acquired mad photosphop skillz. All my photos are doctorized


ha ha sticks tongue out at WMM!!!!
Dancing_Doll
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Quote by WellMadeMale

I am a single, horny white man that needs to be screwed somethin terrible.Are you the woman for me?


Wait! This just seems like it's way too good to be true! A "single horny white man that needs to be screwed"?? Damn, you don't find opportunities like that very often! It's like hitting the jackpot! His inbox must be flooded....
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oh my god i want to have his babies!
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Quote by LittleMissBitch
oh my god i want to have his babies!
sprite
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hey, you have to admire his honesty! at least, with this guy, you know what you're getting! you're not expecting romance or a steady income or stabilitiy or good conversation, just a good, hard fucking. might be a fun weekend! how do i get in touch with him? smile

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I am a Scorpion.


Really?
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Quote by chefkathleen
I am a Scorpion.


Really?


It's the thought of his stinger that discourages me.
tubby1961
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Quote by HoneyBee000

You know you wanna pound us Lush women hard Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Don't we all????
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Quote by chefkathleen
I am a Scorpion.


Really?


It's the thought of his stinger that discourages me.


*snicker* You and me both.
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he seems so very deep. if I were a lady, i believe that i would be swooning.