NaughtyAnnie’s Cavalcade of Naughtyness

9 Oct 2019

My entry to the "Horrorween" competition is now online:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/horror/-lesbian-vampire-lust-.aspx

It's a gory little tribute to both the original "Dracula" novel, and old-school Hammer movies like "Vampire Lovers" and "Kiss of the Vampire"; only even dirtier.

Please score and leave a comment if you feel inclined.

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13 Oct 2019

My competition entry also gave me a new story category - Horror - which was enough to get me the "Prolific Writer" Badge, for posting in 80% of the Lush story categories. That's a total of 43, as far as I can tell. Never in a million years did I imagine I'd cover that many when I started posting here 8 years ago!

In case you're interested, the ones I've still not written in are:

Fantasy & SciFi
Femdom
Mind control
Love stories
Money
Monster Sex
Novels
Reluctance
Supernatural
Swingers
Uniform

I actually have a plot for a supernatural story, and ideas about a couple of the others. Watch this space...

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13 Oct 2019

Quote by naughtyannie
My competition entry also gave me a new story category - Horror - which was enough to get me the "Prolific Writer" Badge, for posting in 80% of the Lush story categories. That's a total of 43, as far as I can tell. Never in a million years did I imagine I'd cover that many when I started posting here 8 years ago!

In case you're interested, the ones I've still not written in are:

Fantasy & SciFi
Femdom
Mind control
Love stories
Money
Monster Sex
Novels
Reluctance
Supernatural
Swingers
Uniform

I actually have a plot for a supernatural story, and ideas about a couple of the others. Watch this space...

wait, you get a badge for posting in 80% of the categories? well, why the fuck does no one tell me these things? i mean, i need ALL the badges!!! smile

ps. tentacle sex goes under monsters sex. do the girl a solid and write me one. ;)

pps. it's hilarious that love stories is one you haven't written under. i was laughing with Nicky earlier about the fact that i have exactly 2 straight sex stories.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

13 Oct 2019

My comp story filled out the Horror category for me as well. Here's what I have left.

Mind Control
Novels
Steampunk
Trans
Uniform
Watersports

Quote by naughtyannie
My competition entry also gave me a new story category - Horror - which was enough to get me the "Prolific Writer" Badge, for posting in 80% of the Lush story categories. That's a total of 43, as far as I can tell. Never in a million years did I imagine I'd cover that many when I started posting here 8 years ago!

In case you're interested, the ones I've still not written in are:

Fantasy & SciFi
Femdom
Mind control
Love stories
Money
Monster Sex
Novels
Reluctance
Supernatural
Swingers
Uniform

I actually have a plot for a supernatural story, and ideas about a couple of the others. Watch this space...

Good Will ---|--- Three Alarm <= Both almost famous, give them a read and get them one step closer!

14 Oct 2019

Quote by sprite

wait, you get a badge for posting in 80% of the categories? well, why the fuck does no one tell me these things? i mean, i need ALL the badges!!!

ps. tentacle sex goes under monsters sex. do the girl a solid and write me one. ;)

pps. it's hilarious that love stories is one you haven't written under. i was laughing with Nicky earlier about the fact that i have exactly 2 straight sex stories.

Really? I thought that, as Head Prefect, you were in charge of the key to the Badge Cupboard?! evil4

I once wrote a story for another site that was sort of "tentacle sex". Sadly. I don't think it'd be suitable for Lush, as it was far too gruesome! It ended very unpleasantly... Embarassed

One day I will write a love story. But it'll have to be pure fiction... crybaby

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14 Oct 2019

Quote by naughtyannie

Really? I thought that, as Head Prefect, you were in charge of the key to the Badge Cupboard?!

I once wrote a story for another site that was sort of "tentacle sex". Sadly. I don't think it'd be suitable for Lush, as it was far too gruesome! It ended very unpleasantly...

One day I will write a love story. But it'll have to be pure fiction...

tentacle sex stories, by their very nature, should have happy endings. *nods sagely*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

14 Oct 2019

Quote by RejectReality
My comp story filled out the Horror category for me as well. Here's what I have left.

Mind Control
Novels
Steampunk
Trans
Uniform
Watersports

Some of the categories are very niche, and don't get many reads for that reason. I spend ages writing my "Steampunk" story, but it's barely scraped over 1000 hits. On the other hand, my "Watersports" stories have been very popular for some reason, and I thought that would be a very specialized fetish!

Also, it's sometimes hard to decide which category to put a story in. I try and select one relevant to the key theme of the story, but even then I often change my mind and move them. My "Satanic Seduction story" has been in at least three categories: "Supernatural", because one of the characters is a devil; "Seduction", because there are two different sorts of seduction in it; and currently "cheating", because that's the moral crux of the story. I could probably think of reasons to put it in a couple of others too...

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14 Oct 2019

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tentacle sex stories, by their very nature, should have happy endings. *nods sagely*

If I do write one that's publishable, I promise I'll dedicate it to you cuteblush

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14 Oct 2019

Quote by naughtyannie

If I do write one that's publishable, I promise I'll dedicate it to you

wouldn't hate if you named the character Rachel and made her blonde, ya know... cuteblush

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

14 Oct 2019

Quote by sprite

wouldn't hate if you named the character Rachel and made her blonde, ya know...

[makes note; L35

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14 Oct 2019

You've got a lot of low-read niche left, trust me. LOL Fantasy, Supernatural... they're dead zones on Lush.

Horror sat in my to-do list for so long because you can't do actual horror on Lush. When I write horror, it's disturbing, dark, and people die in horrible ways. It's always bad people, but still... I had to subvert my definition of what a horror story should be, forget the title of the category, and write to the content of the category.

For me, Steampunk is left because I know nothing about it. Watersports, I just haven't come up with an idea that I like yet. Have several ideas for Uniform, but none of them have fully congealed. Trans I haven't started seriously brainstorming on yet.

Mind Control is still there because trying to make it fit within the boundaries at Lush and still do something at least somewhat novel has severely vexxed me. I'm seriously considering a story that subverts the category by not using real mind control/hypnosis. More or less that many men lose most of their sense when they see a nice big pretty set of tits. They may as well be mind-controlled. Even have a nice wordplay title for that one, if I can ever get it to congeal.

Novels will be the last one, for certain. I could probably cheat and move "Jackin' Jill" there, because it's more than long enough, but I'd rather write something new that doesn't quite fit anywhere else. Probably one of those wild sowing of oats adventures that has lots of kinks, and thus can't really be contained in a single category.

I know it's barely going to get read here. Will probably do fine on another site that uses tag-based navigation, and may get a little better read rate elsewhere because longer stories have more traction, but the category is still weak on readership.

For now, I'm trying to finish my other two Halloween stories. One's brand new, and moving right along. The other is still fits and starts, and I plotted the damn thing 2 years ago. Think I'm going to skip to the sex ( which is clear in my head ) and then come back to the transition afterwards.

Quote by naughtyannie

Some of the categories are very niche, and don't get many reads for that reason. I spend ages writing my "Steampunk" story, but it's barely scraped over 1000 hits. On the other hand, my "Watersports" stories have been very popular for some reason, and I thought that would be a very specialized fetish!

Also, it's sometimes hard to decide which category to put a story in. I try and select one relevant to the key theme of the story, but even then I often change my mind and move them. My "Satanic Seduction story" has been in at least three categories: "Supernatural", because one of the characters is a devil; "Seduction", because there are two different sorts of seduction in it; and currently "cheating", because that's the moral crux of the story. I could probably think of reasons to put it in a couple of others too...

Good Will ---|--- Three Alarm <= Both almost famous, give them a read and get them one step closer!

1 Nov 2019

Fresh on the heels of my Horror story for Halloween, I've posted a new Supernatural tale, set in the mystical region around Glastonbury Tor in Somerset.

I've drawn on some of the local legends, and the very special spirit of the place itself, to craft a mystical and sensual tale of ritual and sexual awakening. It's called "A Glastonbury Sacrifice", and you can read it here:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/-a-glastonbury-sacrifice-.aspx

I started writing this shortly before the "Horrorween" Competition was announced, and I wondered at first if I should rewrite it to fit the competition theme. But I quickly decided that to make it more "horrific" would completely spoil the atmosphere, which was always intended to be mystical rather than creepy.

I do hope that anyone who's been to Glastonbury Tor will feel I've captured something of the very special aura of the site. Whether or not you believe any of the legends that have grown up around it, there's no denying it has a spirit all of its own.

And of course, please do leave a score and a comment.

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5 Nov 2019

Thanks to everyone who's read and scored my Supernatural story. And thanks especially for your kind comments, which made even me blush.

Several people commented on the emotional impact of the opening scene, when the young mother leaves her baby on the summit of Glastonbury Tor. That was quite a hard scene to write, and I'm glad it had an impact. I originally sketched out that section as a post-script, but then I realised how much better it would work as the opening scene, with the rest of the story a flash-back to explain why she did it.

If you've not read it yet, you can do so here...

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/-a-glastonbury-sacrifice-.aspx#comments

Thanks again xxx

Annie

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20 Nov 2019

Looking back through some of my old stories, I was reminded of this naughty tale, written almost four years ago exactly.

Called "Naked in a Hotel Corridor", it's a tale of exhibitionism and the dangerous thrill of being naked in a semi-public space, where anyone might see you.

It was inspired by conversations with another Lush writer, who wrote as NudeClaire. Although she's now left Lush, her legacy lives on in this story, and its sequel, "Exposed Beyond the Hotel Corridor."

Why not read them both?

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7 Dec 2019

Thanks to everyone who's read and commented on my latest story, "Sucked Under"

If you've not read it, why not give it a go? It's only 2200 words, so won't take up too much of your time, and tells what happens when a drunken dare gets taken seriously.

Anyone who's ever got bored in a work teleconference will recognize the scenario...

I hope you all enjoy it xxx

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21 Mar 2020

Working from home. Social distancing. Self- isolation.

There must be so much masturbation going on right now.

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25 Mar 2020

Certainly a story about how naughtyannie is keeping herself occupied wouldn't go amiss... ;)

4 Apr 2020

Ignore this

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4 Apr 2020

Ignore this too.

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4 Apr 2020

In these difficult times, I've decided to give you all a couple of treats.
Firstly, I've uploaded onto Lush the last chapter of my "South African Odyssey" series, which was previously only available in the full "ebook" version. Called "Pool Fuck Fun", you can read it here.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/outdoor/-pool-fuck-fun-.aspx
It takes the story full circle, with a second encounter with Hansie and Maria, who featured in the first story in the series. I hope you enjoy it!

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4 Apr 2020

And what's the other treat, you ask?

For five days, from tomorrow (Sunday 5 April), I'm making my first e-book, "The Filthy World of Naughty Annie", available for FREE.

Ideal for a little light relief on your Kindle (Other e-readers are available).

Just go to my profile page, scroll down to the e-books and click on "The Filthy World of Naughty Annie". And it's all yours!

NB - hold your horses though, it's only free from TOMORROW.

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5 Apr 2020

Quote by naughtyannie
And what's the other treat, you ask?

For five days, from tomorrow (Sunday 5 April), I'm making my first e-book, "The Filthy World of Naughty Annie", available for FREE.

Ideal for a little light relief on your Kindle (Other e-readers are available).

Just go to my profile page, scroll down to the e-books and click on "The Filthy World of Naughty Annie". And it's all yours!

NB - hold your horses though, it's only free from TOMORROW.

The free offer is now on!

What are you waiting for?

Xxx

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7 Apr 2020

Quote by naughtyannie
And what's the other treat, you ask?

For five days, from tomorrow (Sunday 5 April), I'm making my first e-book, "The Filthy World of Naughty Annie", available for FREE.

Ideal for a little light relief on your Kindle (Other e-readers are available).

Just go to my profile page, scroll down to the e-books and click on "The Filthy World of Naughty Annie". And it's all yours!

NB - hold your horses though, it's only free from TOMORROW.

Still time to take advantage of this generous offer

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27 Apr 2020

I was clearing out my Lush inbox earlier, and I found this piece of fan mail.

"Hi my name is Sam.

Let me say first of all, after reading such a phenomenal story. I had to visit you page and having read your profile, I can see why your writing rival those of great authors like Stephen King, or J.K Rowling or George R Martin. Now the reason I'm exaggerating like this is because I honestly see you having the potential to be an outstanding author.

I too go to college; not for writing, I go for my major in Television and Radio. However among other things I love to write, though I could take a lot of lessons from you. I write short stories, I don't do sex stories but I like to read them. Anyway I loved this story, it was outstanding. I know it's a poem but man did it get me going.

I honestly never got that hard or had such a boner in my life and I'm black lol, anyway what got me going about you story, is the way you describe every thing in complete detail and the rhyme and naughty thoughts and desires and the want for his cock so bad. It such a turn on. Also the fact that your words make the reader see though imagination at how much this girl is horny and how much she wants to get fuck. Every word, every detail was so well written. I swore it almost made me cum. I love to see a part 2 to this poem, with the girls desire finally coming to fruition.

Sorry for it being so long but I just had to personally praise you and let you know what an amazing job you are doing. I hope your writing, takes you many places in your career and future."

And what was it that got Sam so horny? It was this poem, called "Our Lodger Has A Massive Cock".

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/our-lodger-has-a-massive-cock.aspx

Okay, Wordsworth it ain't, but it might at least give you a naughty giggle or two, which you won't get from that stuff about daffodils.

And in these weird days, maybe we all need a giggle.

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4 May 2020

I think I'm going to like this new "Microfiction" category, for stories of 100 words or less.

I've written a new story that will hopefully go online shortly, but in the meantime I've transferred into the category two of my existing stories that were already that short, but were previously in "Flash Fiction".

They are A Pizza The Action and Practice Makes Perfect

if you've not read them before, now might be a good time to have a look. It really will only take you a minute!

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4 May 2020

Quote by naughtyannie
I think I'm going to like this new "Microfiction" category, for stories of 100 words or less.

I've written a new story that will hopefully go online shortly, but in the meantime I've transferred into the category two of my existing stories that were already that short, but were previously in "Flash Fiction".

They are A Pizza The Action and Practice Makes Perfect

if you've not read them before, now might be a good time to have a look. It really will only take you a minute!

And here it is - my new story. It's called Techno Slut and it's a dirty little vignette.

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8 May 2020

Hot on the heels of my microfiction piece, I've just posted a new longer story.

It's called "Normal For Norfolk" and it tells how a bit of nude sunbathing and a cheeky outdoor fuck lead to a delightfully naughty encounter with a swinging couple.

There's some pretty wild swinging action, but I don't want to spoil the story by giving too much away.

So why not give it a read, and if you like it, please leave a comment (the dirtier the better).

Stay safe - read something smutty.

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14 May 2020

Quote by sprite

wouldn't hate if you named the character Rachel and made her blonde, ya know...

Okay, it's only taken me seven months, but I've written a tentacle sex story. The heroine is named Rachel, and she's blonde.

She has an interesting experience.

I just need to give it a final proof-read, then it'll be headed for the monster sex category.

I hope it hits the spot...?

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14 May 2020

Quote by naughtyannie

Okay, it's only taken me seven months, but I've written a tentacle sex story. The heroine is named Rachel, and she's blonde.

She has an interesting experience.

I just need to give it a final proof-read, then it'll be headed for the monster sex category.

I hope it hits the spot...?

marry me?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

14 May 2020

Hey Sprite, I have your wedding present picked out in case she accepts.