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Hello I'm getting tired of wearing jeans because I have a big cock and it's hard
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Hello I'm getting tired of wearing jeans because I have a big cock and it's hard
buy the stretchy kind - you know -- mom jeans . . .
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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I have a large pair of scissors that will soon solve your problem.
Please let it be the jeans you're referring to
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Like when you try to scratch your ankle and you end up scratching your penis.
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These look just the ticket. They would look very smart with black socks and black leather lace up brogues I think (Yes I take quite an interest in mens fashion wear).